1
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- OK.
- OK. Here we go.

2
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OK.

3
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Hold on.

4
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One more time.

5
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Wait!
Slower, slower, slower...

6
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One more time.

7
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- Uh-huh!
- And then just one time.

8
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Uh-huh.

9
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And now the hard part!

10
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No!

11
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One, two, three, four,
bam-bam...

12
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- You got it?
- Yes.

13
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And now's
the best part.

14
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Yeah.

15
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- OK, OK, OK... Ready?
- One more time, together.

16
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- Wait... Are you ready?
- Two hands,

17
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- and then...
- Yep.

18
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Yeah, perfect.
Perfect. You can do it.

19
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You're so flexible.

20
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OK. OK. One more time.

21
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Uh...

22
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Yeah!

23
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- Yeah!
- Yeah...

24
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I missed a bit.

25
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One more, one more.

26
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- Ugh.
- Whoops!

27
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One more time.

28
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It's perfect!

29
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That was great.

30
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Great work.

31
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Sounding...

32
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Yeah, sounding really good.

33
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Um...

34
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Maybe, uh...
play it a couple more times,

35
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just for practice,
but... good job.

36
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Oh...

37
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Stupid fucking thing!

38
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OK.

39
00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,767
No.

40
00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,689
Come on... Oh!

41
00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,857
Fuck me.

42
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♪ I'm confessing that I love you

43
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♪ Tell me, do you love me, too?

44
00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,704
♪ I'm confessing that I need you

45
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♪ Honest, I do

46
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♪ Every single moment

47
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♪ In your eyes,
I read such strange things

48
00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:35,131
♪ But your lips deny
they're true

49
00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,634
♪ Will your answer
really change things?

50
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♪ Making me blue

51
00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:42,013
♪ Making me blue

52
00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:45,350
♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me

53
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♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"

54
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♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me

55
00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,151
♪ All in life on you depends

56
00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,572
♪ Am I guessing
that you love me?

57
00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:02,784
♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain

58
00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:07,080
♪ I'm confessing
that I love you, over again

59
00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,583
♪ Over again

60
00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,933
♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me

61
00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:30,478
♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"

62
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♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me

63
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♪ All in life on you depends

64
00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:40,572
♪ Am I guessing that you love me

65
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♪ Dreaming dreams of you
in vain?

66
00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:48,664
♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again

67
00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,374
♪ Over again

68
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♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again

69
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♪ Over again

70
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♪ Sweet lover

71
00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,305
♪ Sweet lover

72
00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,892
♪ Sweet lover ♪

73
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Shoes off, please.

74
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Oh...

75
00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,129
Will you please remind me
why you got me this bike?

76
00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,381
- What?
- This bike. Why?

77
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Core strength. Spine health.
Remember what the doctor said.

78
00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,887
You were supposed to fold it.

79
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The whole point
of a folding bike - it folds.

80
00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,976
This thing is
fucking impossible to fold.

81
00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,853
Do you know
how hard this is to fold?

82
00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,771
It's supposed to be more
convenient than a normal bike.

83
00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,940
It's way less convenient
than a normal bike.

84
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Also, the wheels,
they're so little.

85
00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,152
It's like
I gotta pedal four times

86
00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,739
to get one normal wheel rotation
out of it.

87
00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,407
You have to practice, maybe.

88
00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:11,246
Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie!

89
00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,914
No, she's not here.

90
00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,709
- Where is she?
- She's, uh... at a sleepover.

91
00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,919
- Where?
- At Sadie's.

92
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I didn't know she was having
a sleepover with Sadie.

93
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Oh, it was sort of last minute.

94
00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:25,135
Oh, God.
Sadie is so strange, isn't she?

95
00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,220
I don't know if it's good that
she's hanging around with Sadie.

96
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I mean, she's fine.

97
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I called ahead.
Sadie's mother is single.

98
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There are no men or weapons
in the home.

99
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You called Sadie's mother
to ask if she was single?

100
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- Yeah, of course
- "Of course"?

101
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Sadie's fucking crazy.

102
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Mm...

103
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Whoa... holy shit!

104
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My God, look at all this cheese!

105
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No! No, no...
Leave it, leave it, leave it...!

106
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Not yet! Not yet.
Not... Not yet.

107
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What is all this?
What is that...

108
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- What is that smell?
- I'm making a soufflé.

109
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You're making a soufflé,

110
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and there's 200 pounds
of cheese?

111
00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,504
Is there, like, an event?
Are we expecting people?

112
00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,549
- Our neighbors.
- Which neighbors?

113
00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:06,635
Our upstairs neighbors.
I told you yesterday, remember?

114
00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,637
You have mentioned

115
00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,347
that for some insane reason
you want to invite them over.

116
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You for sure didn't tell me
they were coming over tonight.

117
00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:14,560
Why didn't you ask me
about this?

118
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I did.

119
00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:17,437
Oh, did you, sweetie?
When did that happen?

120
00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,105
I told you yesterday.

121
00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,691
Well, telling me and asking me

122
00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,609
are actually
two very different things.

123
00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,611
And if I'm being honest, I...
I don't even think you told me.

124
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It's not like you listen
to anything that I say anyway.

125
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Oh, fuck,
did you forget the wine?

126
00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,201
- What wine?
- I... I texted you.

127
00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,703
I texted you about wine.
We don't have any wine.

128
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- What are you doing? Stop!
- I'm eating a pickle.

129
00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,708
I couldn't have any cheese.
I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle.

130
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Now you're not gonna eat
my soufflé.

131
00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,003
And we have no wine.
This is a nightmare!

132
00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,380
- It's not a fucking nightmare.
- What?

133
00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:45,924
Nothing.

134
00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,093
Can you please
just clean up your office?

135
00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,011
It's...
It's just such an eyesore.

136
00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,013
Can you please
call the neighbors

137
00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,140
and tell 'em
to come another time?

138
00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,518
- No.
- "No".

139
00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,312
It's too late.
They're coming in ten minutes.

140
00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,147
They're coming
in ten fucking mi...

141
00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:02,691
Why didn't you tell me
any of this?

142
00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,776
Because we've been talking about
them coming for six months, OK?

143
00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,862
And they've been so nice
about all our noise

144
00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,197
- from the renovation.
- "Our" noise?

145
00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,783
Did you just say they've been
nice about our noise?

146
00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:12,951
That's nuts!

147
00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,703
You're making a soufflé
for these people now?

148
00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,705
- What is happening here?
- She said she wanted to see it.

149
00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,373
She just wants to see it
now that it's done,

150
00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,584
and she's very nice.
They're very, very...

151
00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,002
You know, they seem cool.

152
00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,922
And she just...
She has, like, presence, and...

153
00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,967
She's so... She's so pretty.

154
00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,511
Yeah, she's fine.

155
00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:33,388
But he is a fucking weirdo, OK?

156
00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:34,973
Every time
I'm in the elevator with him,

157
00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,808
it's, like, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, nonstop.

158
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,434
- You know what I mean?
- That's just what people do.

159
00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:39,728
He's asking me questions,

160
00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,229
and he wants me
to ask him questions.

161
00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,981
And the eye contact
is off the charts.

162
00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,358
Yeah. That's called
a conversation, Joe.

163
00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:47,485
What is this?

164
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,155
What?
That's a rug.

165
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,157
- It's new.
- Yeah.

166
00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,577
Did you buy this rug because
the neighbors are coming?

167
00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,037
- Oh, my God!
- How much was this rug?

168
00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,789
- You are so predictable.
- I'm predictable?

169
00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,999
You bought a whole rug
to impress strangers.

170
00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,751
Isn't that
a little bit more predictable?

171
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,086
I could've seen that coming
a mile away.

172
00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,756
Can we please do a reset?

173
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,257
A what?

174
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,801
Can you leave
and come back in again?

175
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,678
- Is this from a podcast?
- Yes, it is. Does it matter?

176
00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,596
You physically want me to leave
the apartment and come back in?

177
00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,098
- Yes. Please do that for me.
- No, it's fucking silly.

178
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,809
Joe, I'm asking you
to just do that for me.

179
00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,101
- Would that be OK?
- Fine.

180
00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,187
- I will do that for you, OK?
- Great.

181
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,396
- Here we go.
- Thank you.

182
00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,524
Yeah. Thank you.
This will fix everything.

183
00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,536
- Hi, I'm home.
- Hi.

184
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,622
Oh, how's it going?

185
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,124
- Great.
- Cool.

186
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,587
Any, uh...
Any plans for tonight?

187
00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,089
Yeah. Uh, our neighbors
are coming over.

188
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,841
Neighbors?
Oh, man. I love them.

189
00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,884
Especially how chatty
and inquisitive they are.

190
00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,761
It's so cool.
They're super cool.

191
00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,890
But maybe you could call 'em and
ask them to come another night,

192
00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:02,268
'cause I'm just not feeling
up for it tonight, you know?

193
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,271
- No!
- "No"?

194
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,732
- No!
- What the fuck?

195
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,734
No. It would be rude.
They're literally on their way.

196
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,527
- What do you mean, "rude"?
- That's crazy.

197
00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,529
- I thought we were gonna reset.
- So did I.

198
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,239
- You said the same shit.
- So did you.

199
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,699
Can we put curtains
on this window?

200
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,701
I don't like how they can see
right into our apartment.

201
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,452
No, I like the light.

202
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,166
I got this special ham,
you know,

203
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,418
'cause she's from Spain,
so, it's...

204
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:28,920
It's not actually ham,
it's jamón.

205
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,213
I can't have any of this cheese?

206
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,549
Please don't eat the cheese.
I worked so hard on that.

207
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,050
Can you just wait,
and then they'll come,

208
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,260
and you'll eat cheese,

209
00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,762
and then you can go upstairs
and smoke weed.

210
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,429
I'd smoke weed in here
if you let me.

211
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,558
No, I won't, because
it gets stuck in the walls.

212
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,561
You know what?

213
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,063
I actually think
it's really cool

214
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,732
that they're coming over
tonight.

215
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,610
- Why?
- Because...

216
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,905
...I can finally talk to 'em
about the noise.

217
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,824
- No, Joe, we made a deal.
- What deal?

218
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,535
That we weren't gonna say
anything.

219
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,412
Yeah. Well, you know what?
I changed my mind.

220
00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,831
God!
It's none of our business

221
00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:07,208
what they do in the privacy
of their own home.

222
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,920
None of our business
that every night we get waken up

223
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,631
by floor-shaking animal fucking?

224
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,132
How is that
none of our business?

225
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,842
How is that
none of our fucking business?

226
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,845
She is having just
spectacular orgasms up there.

227
00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,556
Are you aware of how difficult
that is for a woman?

228
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,140
Doesn't seem that hard for her!

229
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,642
What,
is she your role model now?

230
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,143
Yeah, she's definitely
my role model.

231
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,645
She's your come role model?

232
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:27,938
- That's great.
- Yeah.

233
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,481
Can we please
just paint this room already?

234
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,358
Well, we haven't picked
a color, Joe, so no.

235
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,695
It's the same color.
Pick a color. Who cares?

236
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,196
It's not the same color.

237
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,073
Remember I almost said something
to 'em in the elevator that day?

238
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,616
I was so close
to saying something.

239
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,618
Oh, I wish
I'd said something that day.

240
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,412
I do. I remember that we decided
we were not gonna say anything.

241
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,623
Yeah, that's because I thought
it couldn't get any worse.

242
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,083
And you know
what happened right after that

243
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,710
is it got much, much,
much, much worse.

244
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,128
They were gonna crash through
the ceiling the other day!

245
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,631
Joe! We are not saying anything.

246
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,508
Why not?
They're cool, right?

247
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,926
You keep saying
how cool they are.

248
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,595
So, maybe if I bring it up,

249
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,430
we can finally get to the bottom
of whose orgasm is whose.

250
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,307
Is he the whimperer
and she's the growler,

251
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,017
or is she the whimperer
and he's the growler?

252
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,645
Either way, I'll bring it up,
we'll laugh about it,

253
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,438
and I'll tell them
to knock it the fuck off.

254
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,941
It's like you want everyone
to feel uncomfortable.

255
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,776
I'm the one who's uncomfortable.

256
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,653
If our neighbors
were waking us up

257
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,572
every night at four
in the morning by blasting music

258
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:19,990
and I said something
about it to them,

259
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,700
wouldn't that be
completely reasonable?

260
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,159
It's the exact same thing,

261
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,911
but it's even more justified
'cause it's fucking!

262
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:28,707
Just don't say anything.
Just not tonight. Please!

263
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,089
This shirt,
is this also new?

264
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,091
Yes.

265
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,594
Well, it's nice. It looks...
looks really good on you.

266
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,221
Well, you could tell me that
once in a while.

267
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,724
I just did tell you that.

268
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,976
God, I can't believe
you forgot the wine.

269
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,394
I didn't forget the wine.

270
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,022
I'm on this collapsible bike
like a fucking schmuck,

271
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,149
and I can't answer text messages
while I'm on it.

272
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,984
Oh! Do we have anything nice
to drink?

273
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,068
No, there's nothing to drink.

274
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,862
We should probably call them
and tell them not to come over.

275
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,446
Look, we have this, this thing.
Is this weird?

276
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,948
Yes, it's weird.
What is this? New Year's?

277
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,659
We're popping champagne
with these people?

278
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,285
It's fine, look.
We'll pre-pop it,

279
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,663
so by the time they get here,
it'll be, you know, fizzed out,

280
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:08,955
and it'll just be
like a sparkling wine.

281
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,083
Can't you see this is obviously
not a good time to have company?

282
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,670
What the fuck do you mean?
I just made this whole soufflé.

283
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,046
- Did you see this thing?
- Yes.

284
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,964
Do you have any idea how hard
I worked on this fucking thing?

285
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,300
It's gonna be fucking beautiful
if you'd just shut the fuck up!

286
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,010
I'm gonna make this very simple.

287
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,595
Either you tell 'em not to come,
or I'm gonna bring up

288
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,681
the screaming,
groaning fucking noises.

289
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,098
What?

290
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,518
- Was that an ultimatum?
- Yeah. The choice is yours.

291
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,019
I'm sorry.

292
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,104
You're gonna bring up
the fucking?

293
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,941
- Yeah.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.

294
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:39,027
Do you even understand
how hard it is

295
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,946
- for a woman to come that hard?
- Yes, I do,

296
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,323
'cause you've mentioned it
100 times in the last 3 minutes.

297
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,866
'Cause I don't think you get it.

298
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:48,078
I don't think you really
understand how difficult it is.

299
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,163
And if we say something,
do you know what's gonna happen?

300
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,165
Every time they fuck
and she comes,

301
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,585
they're gonna see
our dumb faces. That's not fair.

302
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:59,255
I could not care less
about anything in the world

303
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,174
than this woman's
fucking orgasm.

304
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,551
I just wanted
to have a nice night.

305
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,553
I just wanted to have a nice,
normal fucking night,

306
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,762
and you won't let me.

307
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,764
These people
are disrespecting us.

308
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,100
They know we can hear them,
can you not see that?

309
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,977
What are you talking about?
You sound like your father.

310
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,604
- No. That is not what this is.
- Yes, it is.

311
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,980
They know we can hear them.

312
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,272
- They get off on it.
- No!

313
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,024
They're fucking with us.
They're perverts.

314
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,651
They're not thinking
about us!

315
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,945
Well, maybe that's the problem.
Maybe they should be!

316
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,239
Why? Oh... You know what?
We're not fucking canceling.

317
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,449
Do you know why?
We don't have friends!

318
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,826
You mean I'll be friends
with them?

319
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,452
- Are you kidding me?
- Why not? Maybe.

320
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,537
It's not my fault
we don't have friends.

321
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:31,622
Oh, it's not?

322
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,706
-I would love to have friends.
-You would love...

323
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,374
People like me. Why do you think
we don't have friends?

324
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,458
What, people don't like me?

325
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,543
I'll tell you why
we don't have friends.

326
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:37,669
'Cause we're fucking miserab...

327
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,841
Hi.

328
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,343
Hi. Come in.

329
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,720
Nice to see you, Angela.

330
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,931
Yes, I'm...
We are so happy you're here.

331
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,268
Hi.

332
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:54,978
Ah, two.

333
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,772
- Nice to meet you.
- Angela. Me too.

334
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,900
Yes. Joe, you...

335
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,027
You remember Piña and Hawk?

336
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,116
This... It's still a good time?

337
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,285
Yes. Yeah.

338
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,912
Are you sure
we're not interrupting?

339
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,038
No, it's great.

340
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,330
- If it's good for you...
- Yeah.

341
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,291
...it's great for us.
Yeah, we love... Yeah.

342
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,546
It just... It took you a while
to come to the door,

343
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,298
and it sounded
like you were arguing.

344
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,050
- No filter.
- No, I just wanna be honest.

345
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,719
We were... We were at the door
before we rang,

346
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,805
and we could hear
you were fighting.

347
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,558
Oh, we were talk...
We were, um...

348
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,309
- We were fighting.
- We were fighting, yeah.

349
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,061
Bit of a contentious
environment in here,

350
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,229
so I understand
if that's repellent to you.

351
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,731
No hard feelings,
you know what I mean?

352
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,775
Completely understand.
You know?

353
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,277
We love
a contentious environment.

354
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,907
- We love it.
- OK.

355
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,117
Well, really, really, it's fine.

356
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,494
You hit the jackpot, then,
my friend.

357
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,997
You're in for a treat.

358
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,332
- OK?
- Yeah, great.

359
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,875
Do we have
to take our shoes off?

360
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,127
Oh God, no.
No, no! No! No!

361
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,004
- Yeah. OK. Great.
- Hey... Hey, Joe.

362
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,715
- May I look at this place?
- Yeah, thank you.

363
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,133
Joe! Be honest,
do you want us to take 'em off?

364
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,597
I don't give a fuck if you
take your shoes off, personally.

365
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,515
God...

366
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,814
- Hawk, is it?
- Hawk, yeah. Yeah.

367
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,899
- Like the bird?
- Yep, like the bird.

368
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,151
Cool.

369
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,070
This guy.

370
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,406
We've been dying
to see your apartment.

371
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,785
Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
We wanted to invite you.

372
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,286
It wasn't quite ready before.

373
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,080
Still isn't quite ready
if you ask me.

374
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,999
Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it
in the elevator,

375
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,501
but then you never called.

376
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:41,960
- Yes.
- We, uh...

377
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,212
What? No... I mean, we wondered
if we did something wrong.

378
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,380
- No, God, no.
- Well...

379
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,591
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.

380
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,175
No, I'm sorry about that. No.

381
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,595
What do you...
What do you think?

382
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,429
- It's huge.
- So much bigger now.

383
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,099
- It has such a nice flow.
- You guys have money?

384
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,653
Just saying...

385
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,656
You really... You really got
some beautiful pieces.

386
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,365
- It's all Angela.
- Well, I know what I like,

387
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,535
- but it's not all expensive.
- Some of it is very expensive.

388
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,870
- Some of it. Most of it's not.
- Some of it is, though.

389
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,580
- Not everything.
- But some of it.

390
00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:20,081
I guess what I meant to say is,

391
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,458
you can tell that it's been done
with a lot of care,

392
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,377
and you have a really great eye.

393
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:28,006
That's true.
I... I can feel it.

394
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,175
I feel you put so much love.

395
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,679
I... I did that.
Thank you, yeah.

396
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,556
I...

397
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:38,308
I love it. I do love it.
I really care. I do.

398
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,977
- Thank you for saying that.
- I can see it.

399
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,604
I care.
I do care a lot. I...

400
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,568
I'm so sorry.
I'm getting emotional.

401
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:50,571
I don't know why,
but I thank you.

402
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,155
Thank you for saying that.

403
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,949
- Yeah, it has...
- ...great energy.

404
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,369
- Oh! I...
- Wow! Look at that!

405
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,039
Energy is what I was going for.
That's what I wanted.

406
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,584
Energy's great. We talked a lot
about how to capture energy,

407
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,376
as though that was a real thing
we could do.

408
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,171
- Well, energy is everything.
- Really?

409
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:12,175
Kinetic, chemical, potential,
nuclear, sexual.

410
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,178
You cannot really create it
or destroy it,

411
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,639
but you can find ways
to shape it.

412
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,266
- Mm.
- Beautiful.

413
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,477
You shaped it
really beautifully here.

414
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,479
- I love the shape.
- Thank you.

415
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,232
Too existential for you, Joe?

416
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,442
No. Hey...
Not existential enough for me.

417
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:32,237
Let's get deep.
What is life?

418
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,243
Oh, that is my Spanish flan.

419
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,539
No! Oh, my God! Flan.
Oh, how elegant.

420
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,707
Fair warning.

421
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:46,209
Once you try Piña's flan,
there's no going back.

422
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,461
You'll be at our door
late at night,

423
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,046
like a junkie under the bridge,

424
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:53,675
saying, "We need a score",
like, uh... heroin.

425
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,470
Wow!

426
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:58,847
Hmm.

427
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,474
You might wanna
put it in the fridge.

428
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,143
-Yes. Yeah. Come...
-Yes.

429
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,352
Yeah, you want it refrigerated.

430
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,187
- Is it "flawn" or "flan"?
- Flan.

431
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,272
- Flan?
- Flan.

432
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,315
- Thought it was "flawn".
- Yes.

433
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,407
Oh!

434
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,037
- Remember to...
- Yes! Right!

435
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,668
I'm so sorry. I haven't...

436
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,879
I literally haven't offered you
anything to drink. I'm so...

437
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:36,051
We have
some beautiful sparkling...

438
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,762
- Hmm!
- ...um, that...

439
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,138
Or maybe you'd prefer...

440
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,765
- Wine.
- Wine's better.

441
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,059
- Wine. Wine.
- Yeah.

442
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,686
Wine.
Do we have wine?

443
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,438
- We do have wine.
- We do have wine?

444
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,231
- Oh, we do. We have wine.
- Oh, wine.

445
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,609
We have...
We have the anniversary wine.

446
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:53,902
- Our anniversary wine?
- Yes.

447
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,237
The wine my uncle gave us
for our anniversary

448
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,114
that we've been saving
for a special occasion?

449
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,407
- Château Haut-Brion?
- Yes.

450
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,909
- 1980?
- Yes.

451
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,703
Get the wine!

452
00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:03,995
- We have.
- We do have wine.

453
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,039
We've been waiting
for the perfect moment.

454
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,333
- Are you sure this is it?
- Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep.

455
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,127
Yeah. Totally.

456
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,005
That's great. Finally!

457
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,007
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
- There it is. 1982.

458
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,509
- Yeah.
- Château Haut-Brion.

459
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,760
Perfect. Great.

460
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,220
You wanna save that
for another time?

461
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,847
Oh my God, no! What time?

462
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,765
- This is it!
- No. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

463
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,059
No time like the present, huh?

464
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:29,020
Do you wanna open it?

465
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:33,274
- Of course. Yeah. Um... yep.
- That's not where it is.

466
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,901
It's usually in there.
It should be in there.

467
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,112
- No, it's never been in there.
- Definitely, I...

468
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,197
- It should be in here.
- No, it's never been in there.

469
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,908
- Literally never been in there!
- Never been in there?

470
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,827
It's not there. No, 'cause I
never would've put it in there.

471
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:45,787
- That's not where it goes.
- Often is in there.

472
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,623
It's literally
never been there.

473
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,791
- Do you want me to do it?
- Got it!

474
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,086
Sorry. We don't, um...

475
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,632
...have people over very often.

476
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,216
- Do you need me to do it?
- I got it.

477
00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,342
OK.

478
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,433
- Boom! My God...
- Bravo!

479
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:08,935
Wow!

480
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,353
- Little bit of cork in there.
- Yeah...

481
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:11,855
I had confidence, Joe.

482
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,439
Thank you.
I knew I'd get there.

483
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:14,650
Ah...

484
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:18,779
- Mm... Yeah.
- Thank you so much.

485
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,488
- Yes. Great.
- Sláinte.

486
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,866
- ¡Salud!
- Joe, thank your uncle.

487
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,910
He's, uh... He's dead, so...

488
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,621
Maybe next time.
Pretty weird guy.

489
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,498
- Oh, how is your daughter?
- Maggie?

490
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:31,708
She's so cool.

491
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,418
She is cool.
Yeah. She's great.

492
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,211
- I love her style.
- I know, right?

493
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,922
- She's awesome.
- Yeah, she's...

494
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,174
She's amazing.
I'm really gonna miss her.

495
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,134
Where's she going?

496
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,304
To college.

497
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:47,432
In six years?
She's... She's twelve years old!

498
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,435
Yeah, I know. But it's just...
I'm gonna miss her,

499
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:53,229
and I'm just gonna be alone.

500
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,231
What about me?
Where have I gone?

501
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,983
I'm just saying it's gonna be...

502
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,277
- It's gonna be different.
- Do you know something I don't?

503
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,988
No, I do not. I'm just saying,
it... won't be the same.

504
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,449
It's not gonna be the same.
So... I'm sorry.

505
00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,993
I'm just, I feel like
I'm becoming emotional again.

506
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,954
Sorry for what?

507
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:11,289
I mean, we would be crazy
if we didn't cry.

508
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,874
- Yeah.
- You know, it's the best way

509
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,711
to release stress hormones,
cortisol.

510
00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:17,796
Oh, I have a lot of that, then.
That's what I do.

511
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:19,297
- She does.
- It's just...

512
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,299
There's nothing in the world
better than being a mom,

513
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,884
you know?

514
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,595
For... For some.

515
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:30,809
But not everyone, because
that... that isn't your path.

516
00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:33,520
- You... You don't...
- I mean, we talk about it.

517
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,313
- We think about it.
- Right.

518
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,440
- Hasn't been a priority.
- Yeah.

519
00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,150
- No, no. Yeah, maybe.
- Yeah.

520
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:40,819
- Maybe.
- That's great.

521
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,571
You should probably decide
sooner than later.

522
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:44,948
What?

523
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:49,452
Whether or not
you're gonna have children.

524
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:51,955
Why?

525
00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:57,168
You know, just due to age.

526
00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:00,881
Whose age?

527
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,758
You know? I mean...

528
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,968
Picasso had a baby
when he was ninety, so...

529
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:08,555
It's more... It's probably
more the science stuff.

530
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,181
Mm... Science.

531
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:14,060
Traditionally, the woman is...
I didn't want to talk about it.

532
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,979
Actually, I have something...

533
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:17,397
You know, time, she marches.

534
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,025
Don't know if you saw it before,
but this is just something,

535
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:23,319
a gesture to remind you of home.

536
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,322
Uh, it's just a little,
um... jamón.

537
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,449
Oh, that is so sweet,
and I love how you say it.

538
00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,035
- Can you say it again?
- Jamón.

539
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,538
Oh, my God.
It's so sweet, I will eat you!

540
00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:35,040
- I cannot... I don't eat meat.
- Hmm?

541
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,543
- No?
- He does.

542
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,419
I do. Yeah.
Full carnivore.

543
00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:43,256
Cheese? Do you...
We have so much cheese!

544
00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:45,926
No. I mean... no.
For me, no cheese.

545
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:48,178
- You don't eat cheese? No...
- She's a vegan.

546
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,055
- Inflammation.
- Right, yeah.

547
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,432
- Oh, the crackers.
- I don't. Mm-mm.

548
00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:53,892
For me, also no.

549
00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:56,770
No gluten, no dairy, no meat,
no sugar.

550
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,438
We got almonds.
You want almonds?

551
00:23:58,564 --> 00:23:59,648
Ah...

552
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:02,317
- You love almonds.
- I love almonds.

553
00:24:02,943 --> 00:24:05,445
Really failed on the meat,
then, huh?

554
00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:07,989
Meat fail.
Failed on the meat. It's OK.

555
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,908
No. I will eat
Piña's meat.

556
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:12,619
All your beautiful meat
will get eaten. I'm starving.

557
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,204
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

558
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:15,831
It's totally... Hey, it's great.

559
00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:17,207
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

560
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,834
Is there a bathroom I can use
before I...?

561
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:20,418
It's this... that.

562
00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:23,129
- Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely.
- Great. I just...

563
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,256
Piña, what do you want to eat?

564
00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:27,258
Whatever you want, I can get it.
I can order it.

565
00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:28,635
I can get it here so fast.

566
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,261
Five minutes.
They come on a bike.

567
00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:32,013
Anything, any cuisine you like.

568
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,557
- What do you like?
- She's fine.

569
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:35,475
- I don't want anything.
- Yeah, she's good.

570
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:36,768
But I don't understand

571
00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:40,063
how you put all of this together
so quickly.

572
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,065
I mean, we only planned
this morning.

573
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,110
- This is like magic.
- This morning? Really?

574
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:48,530
Was it? Or... I think yes...
yesterday morning.

575
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:49,698
- Just this morning?
- This morning.

576
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:51,617
- Not yesterday.
- Last... Last morning.

577
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,326
- This morning?
- Last morning.

578
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:56,204
That's not an expression.
This morning. Happened today.

579
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,414
Just because the days, they...
You know how they...

580
00:24:58,582 --> 00:24:59,833
They kind of
blur into one.

581
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,710
- This morning.
- Yes.

582
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,712
Are you cold?

583
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:06,047
What are you doing?
What's happening right now?

584
00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:08,509
- What you doing right now?
- Am I OK?

585
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:10,218
I don't know.
Are you choking?

586
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:13,346
I just feel a little...
Am I OK?

587
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:14,640
Are you choking
right now?

588
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:16,141
No, I...

589
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:19,811
- I get a little...
- This happens a lot?

590
00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:33,074
It could be the beginning
of perimenopause.

591
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,660
- What?
- Perimenopause?

592
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:36,995
And it can be such
a challenging, horrible time...

593
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,121
Holy shit.

594
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,706
...and last
more than ten years.

595
00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:41,625
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God. Great!

596
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,209
Makes me so angry,

597
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,587
how so many people still today

598
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,214
talk about hot flashes
as the only problem.

599
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:50,300
- I know.
- This is a serious,

600
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:54,220
huge neuroendocrine change
that affects everything -

601
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:57,933
memory, cardiovascular health,
metabolism -

602
00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,435
and we are expected
just to deal with it.

603
00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:04,606
Just deal with depression,
anxiety, brain fog, insomnia.

604
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,232
Mood swings.
Is that one of 'em?

605
00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:08,860
Yeah. Yeah.
Resentment towards your spouse.

606
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:11,863
Overspending
on home goods and cheeses.

607
00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:14,074
Abundance of charcuterie.

608
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:17,578
I knew you were gonna make
a joke about it.

609
00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:19,370
I am. I'm making a joke.
I thought...

610
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,207
Let me explain it to you
in a different way.

611
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:23,959
OK.

612
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:31,382
What if your testicles
shriveled up and died,

613
00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:35,679
and your empty ball sack
flopped around in the breeze

614
00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:39,975
for the next thirty years or so?

615
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,102
How would you like that?

616
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,605
I wouldn't like that.

617
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,649
- No. You wouldn't.
- No.

618
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,819
- So, don't joke about it.
- OK. Copy that. I won't.

619
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,153
I get it. I'm sorry.

620
00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:55,073
Are you a doctor
or something like that?

621
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,868
- I'm a psychotherapist.
- Ah.

622
00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:59,828
- And a sexologist.
- Oh.

623
00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:02,539
- "Sexologist"?
- And I also care about women.

624
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,457
I, uh... care about women.

625
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:08,378
Hey, they got, uh...
like, a whole music studio here.

626
00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:11,297
That's gonna...
That's gonna be bad.

627
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,883
You the...
You the piano player?

628
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:16,302
- No one plays that anymore.
- Really? It's so nice.

629
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,180
No?

630
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:21,391
Joe was in a band.

631
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,894
- Oh, really? In a band?
- Yeah, in a band.

632
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,186
- In a band?
- Mm-hmm.

633
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,355
Do we know you, and we
just don't know we know you?

634
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,982
- No. No, definitely not.
- Sure?

635
00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,942
Yes, I'm positive. Yeah.

636
00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:32,402
They might.

637
00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:33,820
- Don't think so.
- No?

638
00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:35,531
Remember The Onslaught?

639
00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:37,533
- Yeah, The Onslaught.
- They had a song, uh...

640
00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:39,159
"One Girl".
It was very big.

641
00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:41,119
- "One Girl", yeah.
- It was really big in...

642
00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:42,913
Yeah, for one week.

643
00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:45,248
- In two thousand and...
- 2008.

644
00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:47,417
- Yeah.
- Were you the girl?

645
00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:48,835
I was, I was.

646
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,171
- Still is. Technically.
- Technically, still.

647
00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:54,465
Yes.
I was the girl.

648
00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:55,551
What kind of music?

649
00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:58,554
Well, it's like
pop, punk, indie...

650
00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:00,972
It's, like... It's not, uh...
It's... It's a dead genre.

651
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:03,266
- Can we listen to it?
- No.

652
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:05,852
But, I mean...
You know, can we...

653
00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:08,564
- Can you find it on Spotify?
- No.

654
00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:10,982
Do you ever play live?
We could come see you.

655
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:12,984
Yeah, you kind of
missed that window

656
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,403
by a few decades, unfortunately.

657
00:28:15,529 --> 00:28:17,823
Joe plays...
He actually teaches music now.

658
00:28:17,948 --> 00:28:19,533
- Yeah.
- Where?

659
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:22,327
- East Bay.
- Like, Berkeley?

660
00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:26,540
No. East Bay Music.
It's a small conservatory.

661
00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:29,835
- It's an amazing school.
- It's fine. It's a fine school.

662
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:31,628
You're a music professor?

663
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,129
Associate.

664
00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:35,423
Wow.
That's really cool.

665
00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:37,008
It's fine.

666
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:40,261
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

667
00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:42,138
I'm sorry.

668
00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:43,724
What is the...

669
00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:46,852
- Oh, come on.
- Ah, la alfombra.

670
00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:50,021
What is going on here?

671
00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:53,817
This rug.
Where'd you get it?

672
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,777
He is obsessed
with carpets.

673
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,195
Oh! So am I.

674
00:28:57,696 --> 00:29:00,281
- I love rugs. Joe not so much.
- Not so much.

675
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,909
More into credenza,
sconces, things like that.

676
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:07,623
Holy shit,
I think it's a Heriz.

677
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,124
No!

678
00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:10,834
- And it's...
- Where did you get this?

679
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,504
- I got it at a flea market.
- A flea market? No, you didn't.

680
00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:14,838
- I did.
- No, you didn't.

681
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,006
I just liked the colors.

682
00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:19,217
You did? Well, you found
a Van Gogh in a garage sale.

683
00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:21,011
- I did?
- Wow, look at that!

684
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:23,639
- But it's a rug, so...
- No, it's not.

685
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,807
- It's a Heriz.
- It's a Heriz.

686
00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:27,350
Rug.

687
00:29:28,059 --> 00:29:29,603
Hmm.

688
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:32,022
But you didn't pay
a fortune for this?

689
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:33,148
I did not.

690
00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:34,525
- You swear?
- It's a rug.

691
00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:38,695
Wow. You have a gift. I mean...
And that's, like... wow!

692
00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:41,657
I wanna take off my clothes
and just lie naked on it.

693
00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,074
- Do it.
- Can you imagine

694
00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:45,201
the things this carpet has seen?

695
00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:47,913
- So many stories.
- It's really, like...

696
00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,205
really cut it.

697
00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:51,708
An incredible, incredible vibe.

698
00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:54,419
- Good energy.
- Wow!

699
00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:56,296
Really good energy.
Yeah.

700
00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:58,590
He did our entire apartment.

701
00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:00,801
It's so beautiful.
You have to come over.

702
00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:02,636
And we really mean it,
unlike you, Joe.

703
00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:04,012
Ha, ha, ha.
Very funny.

704
00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:05,889
Are you an interior designer
or something?

705
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:07,724
What?
Oh, thank you. No.

706
00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:09,225
No. He is a fireman.

707
00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:10,936
Firefighter, we say.
Firefighter.

708
00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:12,437
You're a firefighter?

709
00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,439
You're not a...
You weren't a firefighter.

710
00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:16,191
Yeah, he was a fire captain.

711
00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:18,443
- You were a fire captain?
- Captain Hawk?

712
00:30:18,569 --> 00:30:20,571
- Captain Hawk. No, you weren't.
- Oh, my God.

713
00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:22,739
You're not Captain Hawk.
That's bullshit.

714
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,365
- Why?
- "Why"?

715
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,076
You don't seem like
a firefighter.

716
00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:27,786
What does a firefighter
seem like?

717
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,454
They're brawnier.
They're brawnier.

718
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,164
- They have moustaches.
- What do you mean?

719
00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:33,499
- They're brawnier
- ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"?

720
00:30:33,584 --> 00:30:35,794
- Fuerte. Fuerte.
- More fuerte. More fuerte.

721
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,087
He's very fuerte.

722
00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:39,590
He's pretty fuerte, although
he could be more fuerte.

723
00:30:39,715 --> 00:30:41,257
I don't know
if he's fireman fuerte.

724
00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:42,718
I was more fuerte
in the beginning,

725
00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:44,803
but I was, you know...

726
00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:48,223
I got to my pension.
I just decided I'd had enough

727
00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:52,894
and kind of gave up my hose
for the command job, and then...

728
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,605
- Thank God.
- ...I retired

729
00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:57,315
and just started pursuing
my other interests

730
00:30:57,398 --> 00:31:00,151
- and new adventures.
- Now he's studying roofing.

731
00:31:00,318 --> 00:31:02,320
- Roofing. Beautiful.
- The adventure of roofing.

732
00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:05,657
- No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing.
- That's what I said.

733
00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:07,367
- Rolfing.
- Rolfing.

734
00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:08,744
- Say it again.
- No.

735
00:31:08,869 --> 00:31:10,829
Say it again.

736
00:31:13,874 --> 00:31:16,334
You're a masseuse now.
That's cool.

737
00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:17,878
You gonna work
in the Four Seasons?

738
00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:20,088
No, no. Rolfing's a...

739
00:31:20,255 --> 00:31:22,591
It's a much deeper modality.

740
00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:26,887
It... It... It's challenging
for both parties, really.

741
00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:29,180
But, um... yeah, to be healing.

742
00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:32,308
I'm almost certified.
You wanna jump on my table, Joe?

743
00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,811
Never in a million years.

744
00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,482
Yeah...
I really love you, Joe.

745
00:31:40,609 --> 00:31:42,152
What do you love about me, Hawk?

746
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,907
I like how honest you are
about what you're feeling.

747
00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:50,744
Well,
in the pursuit of honesty...

748
00:31:50,911 --> 00:31:52,412
Who wants a house tour?

749
00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:54,247
Would you like to see more?
There's so much more.

750
00:31:54,414 --> 00:31:55,415
- I do.
- Great.

751
00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:57,167
- Yeah. I definitely do.
- Yeah.

752
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,920
I'm actually gonna smoke
a joint. I've seen the place.

753
00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:02,422
What? Now?
Joe! No!

754
00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:04,758
Can I come with you?

755
00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:06,552
- Really?
- Yeah. Can I?

756
00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:10,972
- Sure. Totally.
- You gonna go up to the roof?

757
00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:14,142
I thought I'd just, you know,
maybe go in my office.

758
00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:16,061
That's cool, right? Unless
you have a problem with that.

759
00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:17,854
- No. Yeah. Yeah.
- Cool. Right?

760
00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:20,398
- Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah.
- So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right?

761
00:32:20,481 --> 00:32:22,818
- Cool. Yeah. Let's go.
- Uh...

762
00:32:22,943 --> 00:32:25,320
Do you wanna open a window
'cause... you know.

763
00:32:25,486 --> 00:32:26,822
- Yeah, sure.
- Great.

764
00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:32,744
A lot of stuff in here.

765
00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:35,496
What do you got
other than this?

766
00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:37,040
- You saw this.
- Copenhagen Designs.

767
00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:38,834
Oh, if you like...
Let's... Here.

768
00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:41,461
We'll start in here.
I wanna show you...

769
00:32:41,545 --> 00:32:44,840
- You spend a lot of time here.
- I do. You can tell?

770
00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:47,551
- Yes, I can.
- Yeah, it's...

771
00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:49,260
It's a little messy.
I'm usually...

772
00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:51,638
um, you know,
usually alone in here.

773
00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:58,854
There you go.

774
00:32:59,855 --> 00:33:01,356
There you go.

775
00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,066
But chaos...

776
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,901
Biggest sign of creativity.

777
00:33:05,068 --> 00:33:06,695
Really? Good. Great.

778
00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:09,280
It means you're focused
on more important things.

779
00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:11,282
Oh, you know, that's...

780
00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:13,535
That's how I like
to think of it. Not sure...

781
00:33:13,619 --> 00:33:15,621
Not sure Angela would
agree with that.

782
00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:18,999
She purges things.
Disgusting in here.

783
00:33:19,124 --> 00:33:22,127
I actually did
all of this grouting myself,

784
00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:24,505
which I love.
I... I find it meditative.

785
00:33:24,630 --> 00:33:26,047
Joe thinks I'm insane.

786
00:33:26,131 --> 00:33:28,634
And then the floor... I mean,
I'm sure this is something

787
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,426
- you might have picked up.
- No.

788
00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:31,928
No?

789
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:35,056
- Original ceramic penny tile.
- Wow.

790
00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:36,432
Anyway, that was

791
00:33:36,558 --> 00:33:38,059
sort of similar
to what was there before.

792
00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:40,353
But that was kind of
what I was going for with the...

793
00:33:40,521 --> 00:33:43,356
The whole theme was, um...
renovation without change,

794
00:33:43,524 --> 00:33:46,902
which I think I succeeded in,

795
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,695
you know,
just to keep it original,

796
00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:51,657
but with a new surface.

797
00:33:51,782 --> 00:33:56,202
I mean, admittedly,
I know a lot less about tile

798
00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:58,163
than I've learned about rugs,

799
00:33:58,288 --> 00:34:00,791
and a lot of the bathrooms
that I've seen

800
00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:03,209
- have been on fire, so, my...
- Oh, no.

801
00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:04,920
...my relationship with them
was fleeting.

802
00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,713
But, um, I'd have just said

803
00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:09,925
this was an immaculately
preserved vintage...

804
00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:12,886
...bathroom.

805
00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:16,306
Wow. Um, that's
what I was going for. That's...

806
00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:18,684
- You fooled me.
- Wow!

807
00:34:18,809 --> 00:34:21,812
- Oh! Facebook marketplace.
- Come on.

808
00:34:21,937 --> 00:34:23,939
The jamón is not...
is not jamón.

809
00:34:24,022 --> 00:34:26,316
- That's not jamón?
- No, it's really prosciutto.

810
00:34:26,441 --> 00:34:27,734
- It's prosciutto?
- Which is OK.

811
00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:29,695
It doesn't look like jamón.
It looks like prosciutto.

812
00:34:29,778 --> 00:34:31,237
But I didn't wanna
say anything.

813
00:34:31,362 --> 00:34:32,447
No, yeah, don't.

814
00:34:32,573 --> 00:34:34,074
If you told her
that wasn't jamón,

815
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:36,367
she would commit suicide
in our dining room.

816
00:34:36,492 --> 00:34:37,869
I'm telling you that right now.

817
00:34:37,994 --> 00:34:40,288
She can't take it.
She could not take that.

818
00:34:40,371 --> 00:34:42,165
More?

819
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,961
- You good?
- No, no.

820
00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:49,297
Like, I... I don't want more
because then...

821
00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:51,299
If I have more than one hit,

822
00:34:51,382 --> 00:34:54,094
I start counting objects,
and I can't stop,

823
00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:56,179
and imagine what that
would be like in here.

824
00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:58,181
You start counting
objects?

825
00:34:58,306 --> 00:34:59,891
I've never heard of that.

826
00:35:00,016 --> 00:35:02,603
We'd lose you for the rest
of your life.

827
00:35:02,728 --> 00:35:03,895
Exactly.

828
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,981
Exactly. What is this?

829
00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:08,609
It's...
It's for a xylophone.

830
00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,736
Exactly.
You figured it out.

831
00:35:10,861 --> 00:35:12,821
It's intuitive, ultimately.

832
00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:15,073
There's only one of those,
so you're OK.

833
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,283
Figured it out.

834
00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:19,661
This is actually, um...

835
00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:24,541
This is where the two
apartments were combined.

836
00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:27,377
And you can just see the...
'cause it's a bit thicker there,

837
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,963
that that's where they, um...

838
00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,966
where there used to be
a separation.

839
00:35:33,091 --> 00:35:35,093
- A wall.
- Wall!

840
00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:37,387
That was...
what they call a wall.

841
00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:39,180
The technical term is "wall".

842
00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:41,099
We literally
are just that much, so...

843
00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,392
Oh, right,
'cause you guys are...

844
00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:44,686
- Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky.
- Huh!

845
00:35:44,853 --> 00:35:47,773
Well, so, this is Maggie's room,
and I actually did...

846
00:35:47,898 --> 00:35:49,190
I did all the stenciling,

847
00:35:49,357 --> 00:35:51,026
and she's probably
a little old for it now.

848
00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:52,653
I'm probably gonna
have to change it, but I...

849
00:35:52,819 --> 00:35:56,031
- No, it's cute.
- Yeah, it's... Yeah.

850
00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:58,241
The carpeting is...

851
00:35:58,366 --> 00:36:00,160
- Oh!
- Wow.

852
00:36:00,243 --> 00:36:02,453
- Oh.
- God. That's so good.

853
00:36:02,538 --> 00:36:05,456
- Oh!
- Is that, like, Larry Salton?

854
00:36:05,624 --> 00:36:08,043
Oh, no. No. No, no.
That... That is me.

855
00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:12,756
- You took it?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

856
00:36:12,881 --> 00:36:15,133
Wow! Do you work
as a photographer?

857
00:36:15,258 --> 00:36:16,760
No.

858
00:36:16,885 --> 00:36:19,179
No, I went to art school,
like, a million years ago,

859
00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,765
and I got a degree
I did literally nothing with,

860
00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:23,642
and that is from then.

861
00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:26,477
I mean, I think...
you know, you...

862
00:36:26,978 --> 00:36:28,980
Your creativity
is all over this place.

863
00:36:29,147 --> 00:36:30,941
I think you're really talented.

864
00:36:32,442 --> 00:36:33,819
Thank you.

865
00:36:33,985 --> 00:36:35,320
What about this?

866
00:36:35,486 --> 00:36:38,699
Oh, that's, no, 'cause that...
That's the bedroom, which is...

867
00:36:38,824 --> 00:36:40,491
- What's going on in here?
- Yeah.

868
00:36:40,617 --> 00:36:42,327
No, I know, I didn't...
I didn't...

869
00:36:42,493 --> 00:36:45,205
It's... not part of the tour.

870
00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:48,458
- It's a pretty important room.
- Yeah... Yeah.

871
00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:50,043
Yes. He is a fireman.

872
00:36:50,126 --> 00:36:51,920
He's really
a fireman? Yeah.

873
00:36:52,045 --> 00:36:54,339
How long
have you been with him?

874
00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:57,467
Uh... one year.
A little less than one year.

875
00:36:57,551 --> 00:36:59,052
- One year. That's it?
- Mm.

876
00:36:59,219 --> 00:37:00,512
Oh, wow.

877
00:37:00,637 --> 00:37:02,263
Would've thought longer.

878
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,351
I was married before.

879
00:37:06,476 --> 00:37:08,144
- Really?
- Yeah.

880
00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,354
Interesting.

881
00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:12,357
How did you meet the fireman?

882
00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:14,526
He was my patient.

883
00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:16,319
He was your patient?

884
00:37:16,486 --> 00:37:19,030
And then you started dating him?

885
00:37:19,114 --> 00:37:20,323
Piña!

886
00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:23,493
This was Joe's parents' house.

887
00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:25,411
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

888
00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:27,122
- He grew up here?
- He grew up here.

889
00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:30,709
Yeah. He was conceived
right here.

890
00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:32,753
- On this bed?
- No. No, no, different bed.

891
00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:34,838
- Oh, good. Yeah.
- Different mattress.

892
00:37:35,005 --> 00:37:37,007
- Different bed.
- Parental fluids is, like,

893
00:37:37,132 --> 00:37:38,717
a little bit too intimate,
maybe.

894
00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:41,261
I mean, he hates...
hates people knowing this,

895
00:37:41,344 --> 00:37:42,971
- so don't...
- Why?

896
00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:45,348
Because, I mean, we could
never in a million years

897
00:37:45,473 --> 00:37:47,559
afford this place.

898
00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:50,562
No shame in that. Like, nobody
in America can afford anything.

899
00:37:50,729 --> 00:37:52,981
Yeah, but he just...
He really...

900
00:37:53,064 --> 00:37:54,733
- It's a bit... eezzz!
- That's crazy.

901
00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:57,402
- Yeah, it's not a...
- It's such a gift. I mean...

902
00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:59,988
- Just...
- Well, that's what I think.

903
00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:03,324
- Make it positive, you know?
- Yeah.

904
00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:07,621
Be grateful and lean into it.
Make it your own, you know?

905
00:38:07,704 --> 00:38:09,581
- Yeah.
- So much pleasure in that.

906
00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:11,041
Yeah...

907
00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:12,543
Yeah.

908
00:38:16,797 --> 00:38:18,089
Can I ask you something?

909
00:38:18,632 --> 00:38:19,925
Sure.

910
00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:22,093
I just... I have a...

911
00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:24,137
I have a decision to make,
and I...

912
00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:26,640
I feel like you might be able
to help me make it.

913
00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:28,642
I mean, if I can, yeah.

914
00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:31,603
Wait, did you
leave your husband for Hawk?

915
00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:34,230
- Is that what happened?
- No, no, no. I didn't.

916
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:37,693
That relationship was over
when I met him.

917
00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:45,617
How did you know
that, uh... it was over,

918
00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:46,910
if you don't mind me asking?

919
00:38:47,703 --> 00:38:50,706
'Cause we stopped having sex,
then we stopped talking.

920
00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:53,416
Then we were strangers.

921
00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:58,379
People... people forget
that they deserve more.

922
00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:01,800
You know?
They start living on <i>migajas.</i>

923
00:39:02,801 --> 00:39:05,220
- Crumbs.
- Crumbs. Yeah.

924
00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:08,223
And I cannot live like that.
I'd rather die.

925
00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:11,727
I think you really
just have to listen to

926
00:39:11,893 --> 00:39:13,937
what is your heart
kind of pulling you toward,

927
00:39:14,104 --> 00:39:16,189
what vision of yourself?

928
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,817
You know?

929
00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:21,778
I mean, do you see yourself
walking on a cold beach

930
00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:25,281
alone with the wind in your face
and the clarity of that?

931
00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:30,203
Or sitting on a southern porch
in the heat,

932
00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:32,789
holding hands and getting old...

933
00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:37,085
...or...

934
00:39:38,294 --> 00:39:41,673
...sitting in a Copenhagen café
with a stranger?

935
00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:45,511
I'd go with Copenhagen.

936
00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:47,387
I feel the same way. I...

937
00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:50,306
For some reason,
I knew that you would feel that.

938
00:39:50,473 --> 00:39:52,518
It seems so clear

939
00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:54,520
now that we're here
looking at it. I, uh...

940
00:39:54,603 --> 00:39:56,271
You're so right. It's...

941
00:39:56,396 --> 00:39:57,814
It was right there
the whole time.

942
00:39:57,981 --> 00:39:59,232
God! Thank you.

943
00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:02,152
- You didn't need an opinion.
- I did, though. I needed you.

944
00:40:02,277 --> 00:40:03,654
- You just needed...
- No, you don't understand.

945
00:40:03,779 --> 00:40:06,364
It's been months of this.
I've been tortured, and...

946
00:40:06,532 --> 00:40:08,784
You just needed someone to
tell you what you already knew.

947
00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:10,076
Yeah.

948
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,870
Joe just...

949
00:40:11,953 --> 00:40:14,748
He thinks they all look
the same. He... yeah.

950
00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:17,793
- Is... Is he color blind?
- He might be.

951
00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:20,045
- That man's name is Hawk.
- Shh!

952
00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,964
There's worse birds.
Could've been worse.

953
00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:24,841
Just know that
at the end of the day -

954
00:40:24,966 --> 00:40:28,094
of all the birds,
it's a pretty cool one.

955
00:40:28,261 --> 00:40:30,471
"What is your name?"
"My name is Pigeon."

956
00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:32,599
"I'm Pigeon."

957
00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:35,310
Shh! No, I...

958
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:39,105
Please, this is torture.
I cannot laugh at his name.

959
00:40:39,272 --> 00:40:40,982
I'm sorry. How dare I?

960
00:40:41,107 --> 00:40:42,526
"This is my boyfriend, Pelican.

961
00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:43,902
"He's a sweetheart."

962
00:40:44,027 --> 00:40:46,029
And I grabbed a tank,
and I went back in,

963
00:40:46,154 --> 00:40:47,656
and the dog was
where they said it would be.

964
00:40:47,823 --> 00:40:49,157
And that's when I ran out of air

965
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,742
because I had grabbed
an empty tank.

966
00:40:50,867 --> 00:40:52,536
Oh, God! Oh, no.

967
00:40:52,661 --> 00:40:54,538
Yeah. So, I just...
I sucked a lot of smoke,

968
00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:57,165
and I burned my lungs
and my throat.

969
00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:59,250
Oh, wow. Wow.

970
00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:02,128
- And then it was time to quit.
- Yeah.

971
00:41:02,253 --> 00:41:03,421
Yeah, yeah.

972
00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,674
But... you know what?

973
00:41:05,757 --> 00:41:10,136
Life's been so expansive
since then

974
00:41:10,261 --> 00:41:12,973
that I kind of can't believe

975
00:41:13,056 --> 00:41:14,891
that I did it
as long as I did it.

976
00:41:16,059 --> 00:41:18,770
And now... rugs.

977
00:41:18,937 --> 00:41:20,271
- Rugs.
- Rugs.

978
00:41:20,396 --> 00:41:21,982
Yeah.

979
00:41:23,191 --> 00:41:25,902
- I love them so much.
- I love them, too.

980
00:41:26,027 --> 00:41:27,696
- It's a problem.
- Yeah, I know.

981
00:41:27,821 --> 00:41:30,991
'Cause I...
I just want all of them.

982
00:41:31,116 --> 00:41:33,118
- I want all... the rugs.
- ...the rugs.

983
00:41:35,328 --> 00:41:37,247
- Same.
- Yeah.

984
00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:42,418
Have you...

985
00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:44,129
Have you got tequila?

986
00:41:44,254 --> 00:41:46,464
Do... I do have tequila!
I have.

987
00:41:46,548 --> 00:41:47,633
- Would you like some?
- Yeah.

988
00:41:47,758 --> 00:41:49,843
- Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah.
- Please. I mean...

989
00:41:49,968 --> 00:41:51,219
- They're smoking a joint.
- Right?

990
00:41:51,344 --> 00:41:53,346
- We better catch up, right?
- Yeah.

991
00:41:56,558 --> 00:41:59,269
I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom real quick.

992
00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:07,110
These are beautiful!

993
00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:08,612
Thanks.
They're silly. They're old.

994
00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:10,405
- They're, uh...
- No, they are beautiful.

995
00:42:10,531 --> 00:42:12,115
- They are interesting.
- Thank you.

996
00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:14,034
- Yeah. Appreciate it.
- Look, I have this one.

997
00:42:14,117 --> 00:42:15,702
Oh, wow, nice! Sun.

998
00:42:15,827 --> 00:42:17,120
I... I have this one.

999
00:42:32,553 --> 00:42:35,305
- Sorry, I want you to see...
- Take your time.

1000
00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:38,308
They're two in one, or... Yeah.

1001
00:42:39,434 --> 00:42:42,145
- Oh, wow!
- OK. What is that?

1002
00:42:42,228 --> 00:42:44,606
- It's two birds.
- Piña and Hawk.

1003
00:42:44,731 --> 00:42:48,068
Piña and Hawk.
Look at the that! That's nice.

1004
00:42:48,151 --> 00:42:50,486
I like that.

1005
00:42:53,114 --> 00:42:55,491
So, when did you get them?

1006
00:42:55,659 --> 00:42:58,161
- When you were in that band?
- I did, yeah.

1007
00:42:58,286 --> 00:42:59,788
Pretty old. Long time ago.

1008
00:42:59,913 --> 00:43:01,707
Twenty...
Twenty years ago, maybe.

1009
00:43:15,136 --> 00:43:16,429
- That's, uh...
- Oh!

1010
00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:17,931
- Yeah.
- Wow.

1011
00:43:18,014 --> 00:43:20,433
You know, um...
you should replace this.

1012
00:43:20,601 --> 00:43:21,685
It's really dangerous.

1013
00:43:21,810 --> 00:43:23,812
This old single-pane stuff.

1014
00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:26,523
It'll shatter
with even a little bit of heat.

1015
00:43:26,648 --> 00:43:28,233
Oh, there's no risk of that.

1016
00:43:28,316 --> 00:43:32,487
This is a very cold apartment.
There's not a lot of...

1017
00:43:32,654 --> 00:43:34,990
- Mm.
- There's not a lot of heat.

1018
00:43:35,156 --> 00:43:36,783
You never know.

1019
00:43:38,284 --> 00:43:39,285
- Tequila.
- Tequila.

1020
00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:40,662
- Yeah.
- Yes. Tequila.

1021
00:43:42,998 --> 00:43:44,875
Can you do something for me?

1022
00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:48,504
Probably. Yeah.

1023
00:43:48,587 --> 00:43:50,088
Please play something.

1024
00:43:50,255 --> 00:43:52,298
One song. Just one.

1025
00:43:52,465 --> 00:43:54,676
I love music. Please.

1026
00:43:58,221 --> 00:44:01,391
- Please.
- I...

1027
00:44:01,517 --> 00:44:03,184
I... I should check on Angela.

1028
00:44:03,309 --> 00:44:05,395
Make sure she didn't forget
how to breathe.

1029
00:44:05,521 --> 00:44:06,605
You know what I mean?

1030
00:44:08,189 --> 00:44:10,901
Joe, have you met
the new neighbors?

1031
00:44:11,026 --> 00:44:13,737
Yeah... They're really cool,
actually. Yeah.

1032
00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:16,364
They, uh... make no small talk
whatsoever in the elevator.

1033
00:44:16,532 --> 00:44:18,366
- They talk with us.
- Oh, they do?

1034
00:44:18,449 --> 00:44:20,076
I bet they do.
That's shocking.

1035
00:44:20,243 --> 00:44:22,078
They're pretty sweet
when you get to know 'em.

1036
00:44:22,162 --> 00:44:23,580
Joe, put on some music.

1037
00:44:23,664 --> 00:44:25,081
Yeah! Putting it on.

1038
00:44:25,165 --> 00:44:27,876
Uh, yeah, what kind of music
are you into, Hawk?

1039
00:44:28,835 --> 00:44:30,170
Like... what is Sade?

1040
00:44:30,295 --> 00:44:31,672
- "What is Sade"?
- She loves that.

1041
00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,382
Sexy-world-funk.

1042
00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:35,759
- That's not jazz?
- No!

1043
00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:37,302
No, that's not jazz.

1044
00:44:37,385 --> 00:44:39,054
I mean,
there's a lot of saxophones.

1045
00:44:39,179 --> 00:44:41,682
No, Sade is not jazz.
Are you kidding me?

1046
00:44:41,807 --> 00:44:44,267
- It's like...
- Well, listen, then...

1047
00:44:44,392 --> 00:44:45,686
Metallica and Judas Priest.

1048
00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:47,478
You don't know
any jazz at all?

1049
00:44:47,604 --> 00:44:50,607
- Oh, who doesn't love Sade?
- I really wanna learn.

1050
00:44:50,691 --> 00:44:52,400
Where should I start?

1051
00:44:52,483 --> 00:44:54,736
Miles Davis.
John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie.

1052
00:44:54,861 --> 00:44:56,530
Miles with the cheeks
that go out?

1053
00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:58,114
Actually, I feel
like at this point in your life,

1054
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,617
you have to work harder
to not know who Miles Davis is

1055
00:45:00,742 --> 00:45:02,243
- than to know who he is.
- Oh! Oh!

1056
00:45:02,410 --> 00:45:04,746
He-Hey! Literally,
look what I just pulled.

1057
00:45:04,913 --> 00:45:06,164
No, no, no.

1058
00:45:06,331 --> 00:45:08,959
- You have to play it.
- Can we play just a...

1059
00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:10,752
- "One Girl."
- Play it. Play it.

1060
00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:12,671
Come on. This is
your love story right here.

1061
00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:13,839
No! No, no, no, no.

1062
00:45:14,005 --> 00:45:15,465
- Yes, I want to hear it.
- Don't put it on.

1063
00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:16,758
- Come on.
- Don't put it on.

1064
00:45:16,925 --> 00:45:18,677
- Just give us a taste.
- Don't put it on!

1065
00:45:18,844 --> 00:45:20,971
We've got the artist,
and we've got the girl.

1066
00:45:23,181 --> 00:45:24,933
- No?
- No.

1067
00:45:25,892 --> 00:45:27,686
Hey, sorry.

1068
00:45:29,563 --> 00:45:31,397
I'm sorry.

1069
00:45:32,482 --> 00:45:34,400
You know what? Um...

1070
00:45:34,484 --> 00:45:36,319
We actually shouldn't
listen to music right now.

1071
00:45:36,444 --> 00:45:37,946
There's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.

1072
00:45:38,029 --> 00:45:39,823
Oh, my God.
You have to try this.

1073
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,118
- Wow!
- Isn't that good?

1074
00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:44,327
Oh, my God.

1075
00:45:44,452 --> 00:45:46,246
- It's incredible.
- I can't be objective,

1076
00:45:46,329 --> 00:45:47,539
but my flan is the best.

1077
00:45:47,623 --> 00:45:50,250
- It's unbelievable.
- Like a silky crack cocaine.

1078
00:45:50,416 --> 00:45:51,918
It's so good.
And it melts in your mouth.

1079
00:45:52,043 --> 00:45:53,461
Yeah, it's so delicious.

1080
00:45:53,545 --> 00:45:56,339
- Anyway, I was about to say...
- No! My God! Have more! Mm!

1081
00:45:56,464 --> 00:45:59,425
Second bite is when it really
just... settles in,

1082
00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:01,720
- just slides down.
- It's great. Look, anyway...

1083
00:46:01,845 --> 00:46:03,930
God, it's got such sauce in it!

1084
00:46:04,055 --> 00:46:06,141
- I need to talk to you about...
- Let's have shots, right?

1085
00:46:06,266 --> 00:46:08,519
Should we do shots?
I think we should have a toast.

1086
00:46:08,644 --> 00:46:09,645
- Sure.
- Yes.

1087
00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:10,979
I think shots for everybody.

1088
00:46:11,522 --> 00:46:13,273
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

1089
00:46:13,439 --> 00:46:16,985
Anyway, the noise
has been a thing that...

1090
00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:18,820
...we want to apologize for.

1091
00:46:18,904 --> 00:46:21,698
Because it's been loud,
and it took longer...

1092
00:46:21,823 --> 00:46:24,325
It took longer than we thought,
and you guys have been so kind,

1093
00:46:24,409 --> 00:46:28,496
and we just wanted to say
thank you and sorry.

1094
00:46:28,622 --> 00:46:31,332
- You're so nice. Look...
- Yes.

1095
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:32,626
- We're all neighbors...
- Yes.

1096
00:46:32,709 --> 00:46:35,336
- ...and we really...
- Salud.

1097
00:46:35,504 --> 00:46:37,631
And gracias.

1098
00:46:37,714 --> 00:46:41,342
We're just so happy that
you invited us and grateful.

1099
00:46:41,510 --> 00:46:44,596
And actually,
we also have something

1100
00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:46,139
we wanted to talk to you about.

1101
00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:48,642
You also want to talk to us?
That's a funny coincidence.

1102
00:46:48,725 --> 00:46:50,561
We both had things
we wanted to say to each other.

1103
00:46:50,644 --> 00:46:52,521
- It's nothing bad. Nothing bad.
- No?

1104
00:46:52,646 --> 00:46:54,731
I think something's
on Joe's mind.

1105
00:46:54,856 --> 00:46:57,150
I do have something on my mind.
I actually do.

1106
00:46:57,233 --> 00:46:58,902
I feel like since we came...

1107
00:46:59,069 --> 00:47:00,403
You guys have something.

1108
00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:02,363
No, they have something to say.
You guys should go.

1109
00:47:02,488 --> 00:47:05,408
- Say it. We're all friends.
- No, you first!

1110
00:47:06,618 --> 00:47:10,163
You are the guests,
and you should go first.

1111
00:47:10,288 --> 00:47:12,082
You guys go,
and then I'll go right after.

1112
00:47:12,207 --> 00:47:13,667
I don't care.
It doesn't matter to me.

1113
00:47:13,792 --> 00:47:16,712
All right. Well, um...
we wanted to apologize.

1114
00:47:16,878 --> 00:47:17,879
Yes.

1115
00:47:18,004 --> 00:47:20,381
- You wanted to apologize?
- To us?

1116
00:47:20,507 --> 00:47:21,508
For what?

1117
00:47:21,675 --> 00:47:23,510
We feel
we might have bothered you.

1118
00:47:23,635 --> 00:47:25,220
- Bothered us?
- On more than...

1119
00:47:25,303 --> 00:47:27,222
more than one occasion,
actually.

1120
00:47:27,305 --> 00:47:28,890
What? When?

1121
00:47:29,015 --> 00:47:32,435
Um... at night, usually,
and specifically,

1122
00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:34,813
and sometimes
late in the night.

1123
00:47:34,938 --> 00:47:36,314
What?

1124
00:47:36,815 --> 00:47:38,525
- Hmm...
- When we have sex.

1125
00:47:39,526 --> 00:47:41,862
- You?
- Yes.

1126
00:47:41,987 --> 00:47:44,865
- We... We do have sex a lot.
- A lot.

1127
00:47:44,990 --> 00:47:46,575
Yeah. I mean... yeah.

1128
00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:49,870
And we really try
to keep it down,

1129
00:47:49,995 --> 00:47:51,580
but sometimes...

1130
00:47:52,247 --> 00:47:53,790
- Lately...
- Lately, it's been...

1131
00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:57,586
It's been really impossible
not to lose control.

1132
00:47:57,753 --> 00:47:59,087
Even for a fireman.

1133
00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:01,297
- A firefighter.
- Firefighter.

1134
00:48:01,464 --> 00:48:02,799
We know we've been too loud,

1135
00:48:02,883 --> 00:48:06,386
and we know it was intrusive,
and we're sorry.

1136
00:48:06,512 --> 00:48:08,597
And we're gonna be...

1137
00:48:08,722 --> 00:48:10,223
- more conscientious.
- Yes.

1138
00:48:10,306 --> 00:48:12,392
- Better neighbors.
- Oh, my God. No.

1139
00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:15,186
You guys don't have...
No! We have not heard anything.

1140
00:48:15,311 --> 00:48:17,313
Honestly,
we haven't heard anything.

1141
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,400
We... It hasn't even...
What? Right, Joe?

1142
00:48:20,526 --> 00:48:23,069
We haven't heard anything,
right?

1143
00:48:30,076 --> 00:48:32,871
No, we actually haven't heard
anything, so...

1144
00:48:33,038 --> 00:48:35,791
No need to apologize. I...
I sleep like a log, you know?

1145
00:48:35,874 --> 00:48:37,876
- Log...
- Yeah.

1146
00:48:38,877 --> 00:48:40,879
- Joe.
- What?

1147
00:48:41,588 --> 00:48:43,590
- Joe?
- Yes?

1148
00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:46,384
Joe...

1149
00:48:46,552 --> 00:48:48,804
What?

1150
00:48:51,306 --> 00:48:53,099
What, Hawk?

1151
00:48:53,266 --> 00:48:54,601
- Joe.
- What?

1152
00:48:54,685 --> 00:48:56,394
- Don't... don't lie.
- Not lying.

1153
00:48:56,562 --> 00:48:58,396
Joe, you've been
telling the truth all night.

1154
00:48:58,479 --> 00:49:00,190
I... I love
when you tell the truth.

1155
00:49:00,315 --> 00:49:02,067
I... I love it. Tell the truth.

1156
00:49:02,192 --> 00:49:03,902
Telling the truth.
What do you want from me?

1157
00:49:04,027 --> 00:49:05,529
- You're not telling the truth.
- I am telling the truth.

1158
00:49:05,654 --> 00:49:07,363
- Joe.
- What?

1159
00:49:08,323 --> 00:49:10,951
- We know. It bothers you.
- It doesn't bother me.

1160
00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:13,745
It doesn't. Look... Don't...
I hate to burst your bubble.

1161
00:49:13,912 --> 00:49:15,872
Maybe your sex isn't
as explosive as you think it is

1162
00:49:15,956 --> 00:49:17,457
'cause I've never heard it,
OK?

1163
00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:18,750
Joe, we know.

1164
00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:21,753
You knocked on our door
during the night.

1165
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:22,963
Joe!

1166
00:49:23,046 --> 00:49:26,466
- You were pounding on our door.
- No, I didn't.

1167
00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:28,969
We saw you.
We have a ring camera.

1168
00:49:29,678 --> 00:49:31,137
No. No, you don't.

1169
00:49:31,262 --> 00:49:32,430
- It's hidden.
- Where?

1170
00:49:32,556 --> 00:49:33,807
-In our <i>mirilla.</i>
<i>-</i> What's a midea?

1171
00:49:33,890 --> 00:49:35,559
- In our peephole.
- The peephole.

1172
00:49:35,684 --> 00:49:37,936
- They don't make that.
- It's a ring peephole.

1173
00:49:38,061 --> 00:49:40,355
- That's not a thing.
- It's a new thing.

1174
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,273
- When did that come out?
- A peephole ring.

1175
00:49:42,398 --> 00:49:43,984
Show him.

1176
00:49:44,067 --> 00:49:46,236
- Show him. Do you wanna see it?
- I don't need to see it.

1177
00:49:46,319 --> 00:49:48,614
It sends an alert
through the app to our phone,

1178
00:49:48,739 --> 00:49:52,325
and, um... you know, it flags it
if it senses aggression,

1179
00:49:52,450 --> 00:49:53,994
and so it spooked us at first.

1180
00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:56,037
But look, um... there.

1181
00:49:56,121 --> 00:49:57,748
There he comes.

1182
00:49:57,831 --> 00:49:59,541
Maybe it's grainy footage
and you think it's me.

1183
00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:02,836
It's 4K. It's not misty at all.
Look, look.

1184
00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:04,838
Someone that looks like me,
but... Oh, shit!

1185
00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:06,256
Yeah.

1186
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,550
Sorry, Joe.

1187
00:50:09,134 --> 00:50:10,552
He almost walked away,

1188
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:11,928
- but...
- You can turn it off.

1189
00:50:12,053 --> 00:50:14,055
I can't believe you.
I cannot believe you!

1190
00:50:14,139 --> 00:50:16,558
Well, but it's good.
It was three in the morning.

1191
00:50:16,725 --> 00:50:20,145
You were so polite that you
stopped to heed and listen...

1192
00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:22,272
- What are you doing?
- ...closely.

1193
00:50:22,355 --> 00:50:25,859
- But then, uh...
- Oh, my God. Joe!

1194
00:50:25,984 --> 00:50:27,694
Someone left packages
in the hall.

1195
00:50:27,819 --> 00:50:29,696
- Oh, my God!
- We thought you broke an arm,

1196
00:50:29,821 --> 00:50:31,615
and you had to be
full of bruises.

1197
00:50:31,782 --> 00:50:33,408
Just turn it o...
Turn it... Look!

1198
00:50:33,575 --> 00:50:35,786
OK, you know what?
Yes! Yes!

1199
00:50:35,911 --> 00:50:37,412
I banged on your door

1200
00:50:37,579 --> 00:50:39,831
because you people are fucking
like monsters over there.

1201
00:50:39,998 --> 00:50:42,042
What are you doing?
What are you trying to prove?

1202
00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:44,085
Are you trying to win a contest
or something?

1203
00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:45,712
It's incredibly inconsiderate!

1204
00:50:45,837 --> 00:50:47,548
What are you doing?
Don't say that.

1205
00:50:47,631 --> 00:50:49,508
Don't speak to them that way.
I'm so sorry.

1206
00:50:49,633 --> 00:50:51,342
Our daughter can hear it.
Did you know that?

1207
00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:52,719
She can hear it.

1208
00:50:52,844 --> 00:50:54,805
And I've been telling her you're
moving furniture up there,

1209
00:50:54,930 --> 00:50:57,348
and she knows it's not true.
She's onto me.

1210
00:50:57,432 --> 00:51:00,226
We spend
so much time and energy

1211
00:51:00,351 --> 00:51:02,646
talking about
your fucking orgasms.

1212
00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:03,939
It's ridiculous.

1213
00:51:05,941 --> 00:51:09,027
- You talk about my orgasms?
- Yes, but not as a bad thing.

1214
00:51:09,194 --> 00:51:11,404
They're not bad.
They're great. I love them.

1215
00:51:12,155 --> 00:51:14,700
Really?
You love my orgasms?

1216
00:51:14,783 --> 00:51:16,159
I do. I love them.

1217
00:51:16,284 --> 00:51:17,994
- She really does.
- I do. I think they're great.

1218
00:51:18,161 --> 00:51:19,495
- We talk about them constantly.
- They're amazing.

1219
00:51:19,621 --> 00:51:20,872
She especially likes
the growler.

1220
00:51:20,997 --> 00:51:23,709
Are you the growler, Piña?
'Cause she loves the growler.

1221
00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:26,211
No, no, no, no.
No, Piña's not a growler.

1222
00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:30,507
Oh, you're...
You're the growler?

1223
00:51:30,632 --> 00:51:32,008
No.

1224
00:51:32,175 --> 00:51:34,678
- Uh...
- It's Vanessa.

1225
00:51:34,803 --> 00:51:37,514
Vanessa is the growler.

1226
00:51:37,639 --> 00:51:39,307
Vanessa?

1227
00:51:39,432 --> 00:51:42,811
Vanessa...
Wait, who's Vanessa?

1228
00:51:42,936 --> 00:51:44,020
- A friend.
- Oh, yeah.

1229
00:51:44,145 --> 00:51:47,440
Kai is a pretty big guy,
and he does breathe heavily.

1230
00:51:47,524 --> 00:51:52,362
That could be what you're
calling animalistic noises.

1231
00:51:52,487 --> 00:51:54,155
- Kai.
- Kai is...

1232
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,949
- Who's Kai?
- Another friend.

1233
00:51:56,074 --> 00:51:58,493
Oh, Kai's another friend.
Vanessa and Kai.

1234
00:51:58,660 --> 00:52:01,788
Vanessa lives
in Nevada City with Kai.

1235
00:52:01,872 --> 00:52:03,373
Are you fucking with us
right now?

1236
00:52:03,498 --> 00:52:05,375
Is this a joke? Are you guys
fucking around with us?

1237
00:52:05,501 --> 00:52:07,586
Is this what you're whispering
to each other in Spanish?

1238
00:52:07,711 --> 00:52:12,382
No. We know you are upset,
and you have every right to be.

1239
00:52:12,508 --> 00:52:14,885
We've had a few parties.

1240
00:52:15,010 --> 00:52:16,887
Things have gotten
a little more crazy.

1241
00:52:17,012 --> 00:52:18,304
Out of hand.

1242
00:52:18,471 --> 00:52:20,724
Parties...
Like, cocktail parties?

1243
00:52:20,807 --> 00:52:22,893
Soirées?
What are you talking about?

1244
00:52:23,018 --> 00:52:24,811
- What parties?
- Sex parties.

1245
00:52:24,978 --> 00:52:27,022
- Oh...
- Sex parties!

1246
00:52:27,188 --> 00:52:29,107
- Right. That's like, uh...
- Parties where people...

1247
00:52:29,274 --> 00:52:31,192
- ...have sex.
- ...have sex with each other.

1248
00:52:31,317 --> 00:52:33,153
- Sex.
- I think...

1249
00:52:33,278 --> 00:52:37,073
that's the commonly understood
definition of a sex party.

1250
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:38,825
It's the only one
I can think of. Honestly.

1251
00:52:38,950 --> 00:52:40,577
I can't think of another one.

1252
00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:42,579
And we really apologize.

1253
00:52:42,663 --> 00:52:44,581
No. What?
No, you don't have to.

1254
00:52:44,748 --> 00:52:47,543
That's not...
No, we're not judging.

1255
00:52:47,668 --> 00:52:50,253
That's... You don't...
Joe, where's that J?

1256
00:52:50,837 --> 00:52:52,839
- That J?
- The J you were...

1257
00:52:53,006 --> 00:52:54,758
- Did you leave that in there?
- The J? I...

1258
00:52:54,925 --> 00:52:56,718
- It is in my office.
- OK, I'll help you.

1259
00:52:56,843 --> 00:52:58,469
Why don't you come with me to...

1260
00:52:58,554 --> 00:53:00,764
- Yeah, no problem.
- ...to get that J? Yeah.

1261
00:53:01,557 --> 00:53:04,059
Oh, my God!

1262
00:53:04,225 --> 00:53:06,436
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1263
00:53:06,562 --> 00:53:08,063
This is amazing.

1264
00:53:08,146 --> 00:53:09,940
They're having sex parties
up there.

1265
00:53:10,065 --> 00:53:12,150
I was right.
That wasn't normal sex.

1266
00:53:12,275 --> 00:53:14,027
You knew it. You knew it.

1267
00:53:14,152 --> 00:53:16,279
They are fucking
like monsters up there.

1268
00:53:16,404 --> 00:53:17,698
They actually are.

1269
00:53:17,823 --> 00:53:19,199
Kai, Vanessa...

1270
00:53:19,324 --> 00:53:21,785
This is amazing.
This is actually amazing.

1271
00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:24,120
Oh, my God.
Vanessa's the growler.

1272
00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:26,998
I take it all back. We should
invite more people over.

1273
00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:30,711
- Hello.
- We good?

1274
00:53:30,836 --> 00:53:32,045
- Yeah.
- OK.

1275
00:53:32,128 --> 00:53:34,422
- Sex parties.
- Yeah. The sex parties.

1276
00:53:34,548 --> 00:53:35,716
Just... paint a picture.

1277
00:53:35,841 --> 00:53:37,342
Disclose what you will
about this.

1278
00:53:37,425 --> 00:53:38,635
What do you want to know?

1279
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,346
Whatever you wanna tell us.
Yeah.

1280
00:53:41,429 --> 00:53:43,223
They... They started recently.

1281
00:53:43,348 --> 00:53:44,600
- OK. Really?
- Oh! Oh...

1282
00:53:44,725 --> 00:53:46,518
- It's a recent development.
- It's new to you. Neat.

1283
00:53:46,643 --> 00:53:48,645
The noise uptick
probably came

1284
00:53:48,729 --> 00:53:50,856
'cause once we started
bringing people in,

1285
00:53:50,939 --> 00:53:52,232
our bedroom was too small,

1286
00:53:52,357 --> 00:53:53,817
so we moved
into the living room.

1287
00:53:53,942 --> 00:53:55,026
- Overflow. Yeah.
- I got it.

1288
00:53:55,151 --> 00:53:56,612
That's why the sound
kind of reverberates

1289
00:53:56,695 --> 00:53:57,696
through the apartment.

1290
00:53:57,863 --> 00:53:59,781
And it's happening
just right on the floor?

1291
00:53:59,906 --> 00:54:01,282
No, uh...

1292
00:54:01,407 --> 00:54:03,118
- Furniture, rugs...
- Sofa.

1293
00:54:03,201 --> 00:54:04,911
That's why you're so into rugs.

1294
00:54:05,078 --> 00:54:06,079
You love a rug.

1295
00:54:06,204 --> 00:54:08,164
I love this
for different reasons.

1296
00:54:08,289 --> 00:54:09,791
You have a close relationship
with them.

1297
00:54:09,916 --> 00:54:11,918
This really
would be pretty uncomfortable.

1298
00:54:12,085 --> 00:54:14,004
Yeah, you need
a high pile, I imagine.

1299
00:54:14,170 --> 00:54:15,797
OK. Wait! Just... more.

1300
00:54:15,922 --> 00:54:18,592
So, how...
How does it work?

1301
00:54:18,717 --> 00:54:20,010
Like, how do you get invited?

1302
00:54:20,135 --> 00:54:22,303
Or do you invite people, and...
Maybe there's no rules.

1303
00:54:22,428 --> 00:54:23,805
- Are there rules?
- Parameters?

1304
00:54:23,930 --> 00:54:25,390
Can anyone do anything
to anyone?

1305
00:54:25,516 --> 00:54:27,017
- Is it a free for all?
- No.

1306
00:54:27,142 --> 00:54:30,103
For starters, you've gotta have
consent, obviously.

1307
00:54:30,228 --> 00:54:31,688
- Oh, yeah.
- Enthusiastic consent.

1308
00:54:31,813 --> 00:54:35,191
And the connection has to be
about joy, about expansion.

1309
00:54:35,316 --> 00:54:39,655
It can never be about anger,
never about revenge.

1310
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:40,989
- And patience.
- Patience.

1311
00:54:41,156 --> 00:54:42,741
Because, you know,
some people,

1312
00:54:42,866 --> 00:54:44,200
they gotta find
their own entry point.

1313
00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:45,577
- Entry point.
- Well...

1314
00:54:45,702 --> 00:54:47,495
- How did it begin?
- Yeah.

1315
00:54:47,663 --> 00:54:49,080
Yeah, like, take us back.

1316
00:54:49,205 --> 00:54:50,874
Yeah, what's day one
of this like?

1317
00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:54,085
I've always been bi-curious.

1318
00:54:54,795 --> 00:54:56,171
- Mm.
- For me,

1319
00:54:56,296 --> 00:55:00,801
the pleasure I get from being
with a woman is different.

1320
00:55:00,884 --> 00:55:02,302
Yeah.

1321
00:55:02,385 --> 00:55:03,679
- Mm... Me too.
- Right.

1322
00:55:03,804 --> 00:55:05,889
- And then Kai and...
- Valerie.

1323
00:55:06,014 --> 00:55:07,808
- Va... Vanessa!
- Vanessa!

1324
00:55:07,974 --> 00:55:09,685
Were you guys friends,
or did you...

1325
00:55:09,810 --> 00:55:10,811
Did you meet on an app?

1326
00:55:10,977 --> 00:55:12,521
We're pretty negative
on the apps.

1327
00:55:12,604 --> 00:55:13,897
Really? Interesting.

1328
00:55:14,022 --> 00:55:16,817
Swipe right, swipe left.
It just seems very impersonal.

1329
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,026
Yeah, it's impersonal.

1330
00:55:18,193 --> 00:55:19,653
- You don't want to gamify.
- Sure.

1331
00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:23,073
We like to meet people
in person, like, eye to eye,

1332
00:55:23,156 --> 00:55:26,284
like, organic, real connection,
you know?

1333
00:55:26,367 --> 00:55:27,368
There are conventions.

1334
00:55:27,578 --> 00:55:29,746
Oh, yes. That's good.
Because you do, you need rules.

1335
00:55:29,871 --> 00:55:31,748
You need some boundaries.

1336
00:55:31,873 --> 00:55:34,334
No, no, I mean...
there are actual conventions.

1337
00:55:34,459 --> 00:55:36,169
- Oh, wow.
- Like at a Sandals?

1338
00:55:36,336 --> 00:55:37,337
- Yes.
- Oh, wow.

1339
00:55:37,462 --> 00:55:39,464
Conventions
are very important.

1340
00:55:39,590 --> 00:55:42,676
- They also offer you a menu.
- Oh, a menu!

1341
00:55:42,801 --> 00:55:44,886
A menu.
A menu of things you're into.

1342
00:55:44,970 --> 00:55:46,680
That's good. I like
it's organized. I like a menu.

1343
00:55:46,847 --> 00:55:48,098
- You do love a menu.
- That's nice.

1344
00:55:48,181 --> 00:55:50,100
- You do like organization.
- That's great.

1345
00:55:50,183 --> 00:55:52,603
When you engage with someone,
you already know what they want.

1346
00:55:52,769 --> 00:55:55,564
They have already sent
their preferences in advance.

1347
00:55:55,689 --> 00:55:56,815
It's like "Below Deck."

1348
00:55:56,898 --> 00:55:58,984
It's like a preference sheet
on "Below Deck."

1349
00:55:59,109 --> 00:56:00,360
It's a reality show.

1350
00:56:00,485 --> 00:56:02,153
- It's about yachts.
- You're speaking our language.

1351
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,530
We get it.
We get it now.

1352
00:56:03,655 --> 00:56:04,823
Honestly, I think

1353
00:56:04,948 --> 00:56:08,451
maybe the best thing
about group sex is,

1354
00:56:08,535 --> 00:56:11,872
it forces total clarity
of communication.

1355
00:56:11,955 --> 00:56:14,332
Not the best thing,
I wouldn't imagine.

1356
00:56:14,457 --> 00:56:17,168
- The sex is probably better.
- The clear communication.

1357
00:56:17,335 --> 00:56:20,130
What happens
if no one picks you?

1358
00:56:20,255 --> 00:56:21,757
It's like gym class -
you get chosen last,

1359
00:56:21,923 --> 00:56:23,759
you gotta jerk off alone
in the corner or something?

1360
00:56:23,884 --> 00:56:25,552
- I feel like that'd be me.
- No!

1361
00:56:25,677 --> 00:56:27,470
- It's not like that.
- Don't worry.

1362
00:56:27,554 --> 00:56:28,680
You would be chosen.

1363
00:56:28,847 --> 00:56:31,266
- Yeah!
- But yeah, how does that work?

1364
00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:32,684
No, no one gets excluded.

1365
00:56:32,768 --> 00:56:34,185
You know? I mean...

1366
00:56:34,269 --> 00:56:36,980
Obviously,
anyone's free to watch

1367
00:56:37,147 --> 00:56:38,481
if they don't want
to participate.

1368
00:56:38,565 --> 00:56:40,776
All right, but... jealousy!

1369
00:56:40,901 --> 00:56:42,778
No one gets...? You don't...
You don't get jealous?

1370
00:56:42,903 --> 00:56:43,945
There's no jealousy?

1371
00:56:44,112 --> 00:56:46,740
I think jealousy is
a natural animalistic instinct,

1372
00:56:46,907 --> 00:56:48,449
but you have to replace it.

1373
00:56:48,534 --> 00:56:49,993
We practice compersion.

1374
00:56:50,118 --> 00:56:51,620
- Compression?
- Compersion.

1375
00:56:51,745 --> 00:56:54,205
- Compersion?
- Compersion.

1376
00:56:54,330 --> 00:56:56,958
Compersion
is all about finding joy

1377
00:56:57,042 --> 00:56:58,334
in the joy of others.

1378
00:56:58,459 --> 00:57:01,922
- Wow! That would be... great.
- Hard to wrap your head around.

1379
00:57:02,047 --> 00:57:03,840
And for me,
there's nothing better

1380
00:57:04,007 --> 00:57:06,843
than watching my partner
in the hands of another.

1381
00:57:06,968 --> 00:57:08,762
Wow!

1382
00:57:08,929 --> 00:57:09,930
Beautiful.

1383
00:57:10,055 --> 00:57:12,057
Oh, God.

1384
00:57:12,223 --> 00:57:13,642
That's nice.

1385
00:57:13,767 --> 00:57:16,352
- Super nice.
- Wow. So healthy.

1386
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,565
- I feel healthy just seeing it.
- That's...

1387
00:57:19,731 --> 00:57:21,024
And, you know,
I love this.

1388
00:57:21,149 --> 00:57:22,776
I love that it's you
and your friends.

1389
00:57:22,859 --> 00:57:24,820
It's like the four of you
get together.

1390
00:57:24,903 --> 00:57:27,906
Four is such a good number.
Yeah, it's round.

1391
00:57:28,073 --> 00:57:30,408
- Sometimes...
- No more than six.

1392
00:57:30,576 --> 00:57:31,827
- Six?
- Six people?

1393
00:57:31,910 --> 00:57:34,037
Six is a lot. That's why
it's so loud up there.

1394
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,081
- Yeah... six.
- Yeah.

1395
00:57:36,206 --> 00:57:38,584
We did go bigger
last weekend.

1396
00:57:38,709 --> 00:57:41,712
That doesn't count because
it was a special occasion.

1397
00:57:41,837 --> 00:57:42,921
It was Vanessa's birthday.

1398
00:57:43,046 --> 00:57:45,006
Wow!
Well, a birthday's a birthday.

1399
00:57:45,131 --> 00:57:47,634
Gotta celebrate the good things
in life, I guess, right?

1400
00:57:47,801 --> 00:57:49,720
Yeah, and she wanted to have
ten people, so...

1401
00:57:49,845 --> 00:57:52,222
Ten people.
Are you fucking kidding me?

1402
00:57:52,347 --> 00:57:55,016
- Holy shit! Oh, my God!
- Ten?

1403
00:57:55,141 --> 00:57:56,852
- We rented a house in Bolinas.
- Oh, nice!

1404
00:57:57,018 --> 00:57:59,145
- Really nice. So foggy, and...
- Really lovely, yeah.

1405
00:57:59,229 --> 00:58:01,439
- We were so energized.
- So energized.

1406
00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:03,149
You feel superhuman.

1407
00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:04,735
- Honestly, it was...
- It was a high.

1408
00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:06,152
It was, for me,
the best in my life.

1409
00:58:06,319 --> 00:58:09,114
It was the best experience
that we've had. It really was.

1410
00:58:09,197 --> 00:58:11,157
- God!
- Wow. God bless you.

1411
00:58:11,282 --> 00:58:13,702
- Vanessa must be great.
- Yeah.

1412
00:58:13,869 --> 00:58:15,871
Is she just, like...
I'm imagining just like a...

1413
00:58:15,996 --> 00:58:17,873
like a ball of youthful energy.

1414
00:58:17,998 --> 00:58:20,584
- Is she just, like, young...?
- No, Vanessa's very mature.

1415
00:58:20,709 --> 00:58:21,710
She's old?

1416
00:58:21,918 --> 00:58:23,504
- No, I wouldn't say she's...
- Well, she's...

1417
00:58:23,629 --> 00:58:25,672
That means she's really old
if you don't know.

1418
00:58:25,797 --> 00:58:27,173
- She's old.
- No...

1419
00:58:27,298 --> 00:58:28,299
Older...

1420
00:58:28,424 --> 00:58:30,010
Next time you're in there,
count the rings.

1421
00:58:30,176 --> 00:58:31,720
A veteran in our group.

1422
00:58:31,803 --> 00:58:33,514
She's the most experienced
person in our...

1423
00:58:33,639 --> 00:58:34,931
She's an oldie,
but a goodie.

1424
00:58:35,098 --> 00:58:37,643
I've learned so much
from that woman.

1425
00:58:37,726 --> 00:58:41,229
She knows everything
about the depth of tantric sex.

1426
00:58:41,396 --> 00:58:44,149
- Oh.
- Not jizzing. Like Sting.

1427
00:58:44,232 --> 00:58:45,734
She got me to hold onto my chi.

1428
00:58:45,817 --> 00:58:47,903
- Wow.
- She pushed us into anal.

1429
00:58:48,028 --> 00:58:50,280
- Pushed you into anal?
- Into anal.

1430
00:58:50,363 --> 00:58:51,990
It's not for everybody, but...

1431
00:58:52,157 --> 00:58:53,283
I hope she pushed you gently.

1432
00:58:53,449 --> 00:58:55,661
- We did really like it.
- I do love anal.

1433
00:58:55,786 --> 00:58:57,370
Yeah. Who doesn't?
Who doesn't love anal?

1434
00:58:57,495 --> 00:58:59,581
- Holidays, weekends...
- Special occasions.

1435
00:58:59,748 --> 00:59:01,583
- Yeah.
- But I love giving it.

1436
00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:02,876
Oh!

1437
00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:07,005
And I don't wanna speak for him,
but he loves receiving it.

1438
00:59:07,172 --> 00:59:09,382
- Oh!
- I actually really do.

1439
00:59:09,508 --> 00:59:10,967
I get a lot of value out of it.

1440
00:59:11,092 --> 00:59:14,596
Pegging! That's... Podcast!
That's what that is, right?

1441
00:59:14,721 --> 00:59:15,972
- You wear a...
- A strap-on.

1442
00:59:16,097 --> 00:59:18,099
- A strap-on.
- Oh, wow! Cool.

1443
00:59:18,266 --> 00:59:20,018
Vanessa likes a handheld device.

1444
00:59:20,101 --> 00:59:21,186
Wow.

1445
00:59:21,311 --> 00:59:23,021
But it's not really
about penetration.

1446
00:59:23,104 --> 00:59:24,105
I mean, it is a little.

1447
00:59:24,272 --> 00:59:25,607
No, it's not really
about penetration.

1448
00:59:25,774 --> 00:59:27,233
- It's about surrender.
- Oh.

1449
00:59:27,317 --> 00:59:29,027
Yeah, you just gotta
surrender that body.

1450
00:59:29,194 --> 00:59:30,654
Yeah.
Surrender that bod.

1451
00:59:30,779 --> 00:59:31,822
Just give it.

1452
00:59:31,947 --> 00:59:33,364
'Cause sex is not
a thing you do.

1453
00:59:33,448 --> 00:59:35,075
It's a place you go.

1454
00:59:35,241 --> 00:59:37,077
Is the place Hawk's butthole?

1455
00:59:37,243 --> 00:59:38,870
- Sometimes
- On birthdays.

1456
00:59:39,037 --> 00:59:40,371
Wow! And the menu thing is cool

1457
00:59:40,539 --> 00:59:43,249
because anyone who has a fantasy
can just order.

1458
00:59:43,374 --> 00:59:45,460
The menu is amazing.
You've got bondage,

1459
00:59:45,586 --> 00:59:47,879
you've got role playing,
you've got...

1460
00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:50,465
- DP. You have...
- DP?

1461
00:59:50,591 --> 00:59:53,594
DP. Uh...
double penetration, right?

1462
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,345
I mean, I'm assuming...
Is that not...?

1463
00:59:55,470 --> 00:59:56,888
- It's on the menu.
- I don't do that.

1464
00:59:57,055 --> 00:59:59,600
- No.
- We don't. We...

1465
00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:01,852
Porn tropes don't tend to be
our group's thing.

1466
01:00:01,977 --> 01:00:03,562
- But it is on the menu.
- Don't wanna be tropey.

1467
01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:04,688
Hey, it's on the menu.

1468
01:00:04,855 --> 01:00:06,607
- Yeah. I mean, I just...
- It's on the menu.

1469
01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:08,775
Might not... I'm just saying.
We don't have to judge it.

1470
01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:11,820
It's something that
some people might have on there.

1471
01:00:11,945 --> 01:00:13,321
- Double penetration.
- Double penetration.

1472
01:00:13,446 --> 01:00:14,615
You were listing other stuff.

1473
01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:16,449
Hey, you're a fireman
who likes to be pegged, so...

1474
01:00:16,617 --> 01:00:17,951
- Firefighter.
- Firefighter.

1475
01:00:18,034 --> 01:00:20,453
He loves to be pegged.

1476
01:00:20,621 --> 01:00:22,330
- So, fair point, fair point.
- Yes.

1477
01:00:22,455 --> 01:00:23,749
I'm just, yeah...

1478
01:00:23,915 --> 01:00:25,876
Honestly, like...

1479
01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:29,546
This is not
how I was expecting this to go.

1480
01:00:29,671 --> 01:00:31,548
And I...

1481
01:00:31,673 --> 01:00:34,050
I honestly feel like
I have much more insight

1482
01:00:34,175 --> 01:00:36,678
into what the fuck
is going on up there,

1483
01:00:36,762 --> 01:00:38,972
and I feel better about it
'cause it's not...

1484
01:00:39,055 --> 01:00:41,391
you know, your run-of-the-mill
married people sex.

1485
01:00:41,474 --> 01:00:43,476
I guess it is
something exceptional

1486
01:00:43,644 --> 01:00:45,061
happening above our heads.

1487
01:00:45,186 --> 01:00:47,480
- Yes.
- Thank you for telling us.

1488
01:00:47,564 --> 01:00:49,566
And I guess ultimately, just...

1489
01:00:49,691 --> 01:00:51,442
you know,
maybe try to keep it down.

1490
01:00:51,568 --> 01:00:54,112
If you have another big birthday
or holiday, Arbor Day,

1491
01:00:54,237 --> 01:00:56,322
maybe go to Bolinas again.

1492
01:00:56,489 --> 01:00:58,241
Get an Airbnb. Thank you.

1493
01:00:58,408 --> 01:01:00,118
Thank you for being
so understanding

1494
01:01:00,243 --> 01:01:01,745
and accepting and so warm.

1495
01:01:01,912 --> 01:01:05,248
- We accept. We are accepting.
- My new friends!

1496
01:01:06,249 --> 01:01:08,835
- Thank you.
- Guys!

1497
01:01:10,045 --> 01:01:11,462
- That's very sweet.
- I love this.

1498
01:01:11,547 --> 01:01:12,548
This is so lovely.

1499
01:01:12,714 --> 01:01:14,132
I know we haven't
hung out a lot,

1500
01:01:14,257 --> 01:01:16,927
but you guys have seemed
cool and progressive.

1501
01:01:17,052 --> 01:01:20,138
We are, yeah. I mean,
I'm an independent, technically.

1502
01:01:20,263 --> 01:01:21,973
- But no, we're pretty, uh...
- Not like the Anavias.

1503
01:01:22,057 --> 01:01:23,850
No, we're more...
They're single penetration.

1504
01:01:24,017 --> 01:01:27,270
- They don't seem very open.
- Not at all.

1505
01:01:27,437 --> 01:01:28,564
Exactly.

1506
01:01:29,147 --> 01:01:31,858
You guys, when you stop
fighting, you're really funny.

1507
01:01:31,983 --> 01:01:34,235
We are... pretty chill.

1508
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,322
I knew Angela was cool,
but Joe, I... I didn't...

1509
01:01:37,488 --> 01:01:38,907
- I wasn't sure.
- Oh, yeah?

1510
01:01:39,032 --> 01:01:40,992
- Getting to hang out now, I...
- Thanks.

1511
01:01:41,117 --> 01:01:42,536
I don't know,
I really appreciate it.

1512
01:01:42,619 --> 01:01:44,037
How'd you know
she was so cool?

1513
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,414
- Because I'm cool. I'm cool!
- Oh, yeah.

1514
01:01:46,540 --> 01:01:48,499
- There's this thing...
- Look at this face.

1515
01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:50,836
- And the window thing.
- Piña knows I'm cool.

1516
01:01:50,919 --> 01:01:54,130
The what? The window thing?

1517
01:01:54,214 --> 01:01:55,549
- What window thing?
- No...

1518
01:01:55,632 --> 01:01:56,800
What window thing?

1519
01:01:56,925 --> 01:01:58,552
What window thing
are you talking about?

1520
01:01:58,635 --> 01:02:04,516
Angela likes to be looked at
naked in the window sometimes.

1521
01:02:06,727 --> 01:02:08,520
You've seen my wife naked?

1522
01:02:08,645 --> 01:02:10,063
No, not in person.

1523
01:02:10,146 --> 01:02:11,523
Not in person.

1524
01:02:11,648 --> 01:02:15,819
She likes to walk around...
through the window.

1525
01:02:15,944 --> 01:02:17,904
Just through the window.

1526
01:02:18,071 --> 01:02:22,075
It's a little cute ritual
she does.

1527
01:02:31,292 --> 01:02:32,293
What the fuck?

1528
01:02:36,882 --> 01:02:38,299
- What is he talking about?
- Nothing.

1529
01:02:38,424 --> 01:02:39,801
- What is he talking about?
- Nothing, nothing.

1530
01:02:39,926 --> 01:02:41,136
Tell me
what he is talking about.

1531
01:02:41,219 --> 01:02:44,097
That might have happened,
like, once by accident.

1532
01:02:44,222 --> 01:02:45,932
- I don't... This is...
- I mean,

1533
01:02:46,016 --> 01:02:47,893
it happened more than once,
but...

1534
01:02:48,018 --> 01:02:50,020
Word on the street is
it was more than once.

1535
01:02:50,186 --> 01:02:51,187
Is this a big deal?

1536
01:02:51,312 --> 01:02:53,023
Why do I feel like
everyone knows something here,

1537
01:02:53,189 --> 01:02:54,608
except for me?

1538
01:02:55,316 --> 01:02:57,027
I want you to come here
and explain to me

1539
01:02:57,193 --> 01:02:59,780
what the fuck is going on,
please.

1540
01:03:00,488 --> 01:03:02,198
- You want me to explain?
- I would love that.

1541
01:03:02,282 --> 01:03:04,075
- I will explain myself, Joe.
- Please do.

1542
01:03:04,242 --> 01:03:05,786
The first time,
I was coming outta the shower...

1543
01:03:05,869 --> 01:03:06,870
The first time!

1544
01:03:07,037 --> 01:03:10,874
...I was nude, and I was
on my way to the living room,

1545
01:03:10,999 --> 01:03:15,003
and I looked up, and he saw me,
and I saw him seeing me,

1546
01:03:15,086 --> 01:03:16,296
and then I kept going.

1547
01:03:16,379 --> 01:03:18,006
That is exactly what happened.

1548
01:03:18,089 --> 01:03:19,090
Will you shut the fuck up,
Hawk?

1549
01:03:19,215 --> 01:03:20,884
And then since then,
after I shower,

1550
01:03:21,009 --> 01:03:23,887
I walk past knowing
that he might be watching me.

1551
01:03:24,012 --> 01:03:26,807
My God, it's a little sick
ritual you guys have together?

1552
01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:29,601
It is. It is like a little
ritual that I actually enjoy

1553
01:03:29,768 --> 01:03:31,311
because it makes me feel good,

1554
01:03:31,394 --> 01:03:34,480
because I do in fact
like to be looked at naked, Joe.

1555
01:03:34,606 --> 01:03:36,191
- Is that OK?
- No, it's not OK.

1556
01:03:36,316 --> 01:03:37,526
Why would that be OK?

1557
01:03:37,609 --> 01:03:39,277
It's not like
I'm looking at him in the eyes.

1558
01:03:39,402 --> 01:03:40,529
I've never made eye contact.

1559
01:03:40,696 --> 01:03:42,447
- No, never once.
- Who gives a fuck?

1560
01:03:42,573 --> 01:03:44,074
What does that have to do
with anything?

1561
01:03:44,157 --> 01:03:46,076
- That is a huge deal.
- No, it isn't.

1562
01:03:46,242 --> 01:03:48,453
I don't care about that at all!

1563
01:03:48,579 --> 01:03:51,081
Do you even care?
You barely look at me.

1564
01:03:51,247 --> 01:03:52,833
I don't even understand
why you're upset.

1565
01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:54,960
So, this is somehow my fault.

1566
01:03:55,085 --> 01:03:56,587
That's fucking crazy!

1567
01:03:56,670 --> 01:03:58,589
That's why you don't want
curtains on the window,

1568
01:03:58,755 --> 01:04:01,174
so the fireman
can see your fucking tits.

1569
01:04:01,341 --> 01:04:02,676
This is fucked, Angela.

1570
01:04:02,843 --> 01:04:05,554
But Joe, it's not fucked.
It's not. It's not.

1571
01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:07,055
How is this not fucked?

1572
01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:08,890
Please enlighten me
and say how this isn't fucked.

1573
01:04:09,057 --> 01:04:10,475
I think what she's doing
is great.

1574
01:04:10,601 --> 01:04:11,602
It's actually very helpful.

1575
01:04:11,768 --> 01:04:13,478
- For whom?
- For her!

1576
01:04:13,604 --> 01:04:15,564
And for us. Women.

1577
01:04:15,689 --> 01:04:17,107
You know how many women let go

1578
01:04:17,190 --> 01:04:19,275
of their erotic aspirations
for good?

1579
01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:21,820
You know how difficult it is,
what she's doing,

1580
01:04:21,903 --> 01:04:23,446
that she's trying to connect
with that part

1581
01:04:23,530 --> 01:04:24,740
that she had lost?
Good for you.

1582
01:04:24,906 --> 01:04:26,449
- Thank you.
- Bravo. Great work.

1583
01:04:26,617 --> 01:04:28,159
- Very important work.
- Fuck you! It is important.

1584
01:04:28,243 --> 01:04:29,828
Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer
for this shit.

1585
01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:31,121
- It is important.
- Yeah?

1586
01:04:31,246 --> 01:04:33,414
Yes. What do we all want?
Be honest.

1587
01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:35,626
To desire, to be desired.

1588
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,462
Maybe that's why you look
at my boobs in the elevator

1589
01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:43,049
- every time I see you.
- Oh... Really?

1590
01:04:43,174 --> 01:04:44,926
Joe looks at your boobs
in the elevator.

1591
01:04:45,051 --> 01:04:46,386
-I'm so sorry, Piña.
-No.

1592
01:04:46,469 --> 01:04:47,971
Really, Joe? Wow!

1593
01:04:48,138 --> 01:04:49,765
He thinks I don't notice,
but I do.

1594
01:04:49,931 --> 01:04:51,683
It's like a little game
we have, right?

1595
01:04:51,767 --> 01:04:53,184
Such a fucking hypocrite.

1596
01:04:53,268 --> 01:04:55,687
I don't... I don't...
They're out there sometimes.

1597
01:04:55,771 --> 01:04:57,773
- They're hard not to see.
- Let me ask you something.

1598
01:04:57,898 --> 01:05:00,066
When you look at my boobs,

1599
01:05:00,191 --> 01:05:03,444
do they seem - my boobs -

1600
01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:05,531
do they seem
out of reach to you?

1601
01:05:05,614 --> 01:05:07,115
No, it's a small elevator.

1602
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,034
I could just grab 'em
if I wanted.

1603
01:05:09,117 --> 01:05:11,620
- That's not what I'm asking.
- What are you asking?

1604
01:05:12,621 --> 01:05:16,542
Do you feel worthy
of desiring them?

1605
01:05:18,126 --> 01:05:21,129
I've never thought about that
for one fucking second.

1606
01:05:21,630 --> 01:05:24,340
Do me a favor. Please look
at my boobs right now.

1607
01:05:24,465 --> 01:05:27,135
- What is happening right now?
- Look at them. Look at them.

1608
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:28,554
I don't want to
right now.

1609
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,138
- Look!
- Look at them.

1610
01:05:30,263 --> 01:05:31,765
- Joe, look at them.
- I don't wanna right now.

1611
01:05:31,932 --> 01:05:34,059
- Don't be rude.
- It's fine. You just enjoy it.

1612
01:05:34,142 --> 01:05:35,977
Don't be rude! Look at them.

1613
01:05:36,061 --> 01:05:37,353
I don't wanna look at them.
I don't...

1614
01:05:37,478 --> 01:05:40,023
Why are you teaming up on me,
for God's sakes?

1615
01:05:40,148 --> 01:05:41,983
Look, I'm not a sicko like you.

1616
01:05:42,067 --> 01:05:44,945
I ain't gonna look at another
man's wife's fucking tits

1617
01:05:45,070 --> 01:05:47,113
to jerk off to, OK?
I'm normal.

1618
01:05:47,197 --> 01:05:48,824
- Who's doing that?
- You're doing that.

1619
01:05:48,990 --> 01:05:49,991
- Who?
- You!

1620
01:05:50,116 --> 01:05:51,702
- When?
- Every morning, apparently.

1621
01:05:51,827 --> 01:05:53,620
What? No. I...

1622
01:05:53,787 --> 01:05:55,205
I make love to Piña.

1623
01:05:55,330 --> 01:05:58,208
I tell her about Angela
when I see her,

1624
01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:00,335
and she likes it.

1625
01:06:00,418 --> 01:06:01,503
It's our thing.

1626
01:06:01,628 --> 01:06:06,550
Oh, you guys talk about me
when you're...

1627
01:06:07,425 --> 01:06:09,636
- Yes, my love, of course we do.
- Yeah.

1628
01:06:10,428 --> 01:06:12,138
Oh...

1629
01:06:12,222 --> 01:06:13,849
Really?

1630
01:06:14,015 --> 01:06:15,350
A lot.

1631
01:06:15,433 --> 01:06:16,434
Wow!

1632
01:06:16,602 --> 01:06:18,061
I see what's happening
right now, Angela.

1633
01:06:18,144 --> 01:06:20,438
- What?
- This whole thing was a setup.

1634
01:06:20,606 --> 01:06:22,733
You planned this whole
fucking thing right now.

1635
01:06:22,858 --> 01:06:24,234
- What are you talking about?
- Holy shit!

1636
01:06:24,359 --> 01:06:26,236
The cheese,
the soufflé and the meat,

1637
01:06:26,361 --> 01:06:27,821
and you didn't tell me
they were coming.

1638
01:06:27,946 --> 01:06:29,698
You were trying to have
a threesome with these people.

1639
01:06:29,781 --> 01:06:32,283
You knew they were fucking
other people up there,

1640
01:06:32,408 --> 01:06:34,285
and you planned
this whole thing.

1641
01:06:34,410 --> 01:06:36,913
This is fucking crazy,
even for you, Angela.

1642
01:06:36,997 --> 01:06:38,123
What the fuck, Joe!

1643
01:06:38,206 --> 01:06:39,791
I was just trying
to have a nice night

1644
01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:41,209
with some fucking
wine and cheese.

1645
01:06:41,292 --> 01:06:42,418
What are you talking about?

1646
01:06:42,503 --> 01:06:44,129
You wanna all fuck each other!

1647
01:06:44,212 --> 01:06:46,798
You've been plotting
this whole thing behind my back.

1648
01:06:46,923 --> 01:06:49,092
- Stop laughing at me.
- Joe. Joe.

1649
01:06:49,217 --> 01:06:50,802
- Joe...
- What?

1650
01:06:50,927 --> 01:06:52,679
That is not
what has been happening.

1651
01:06:52,804 --> 01:06:54,681
- No? Then what?
- No, of course not.

1652
01:06:54,806 --> 01:06:56,182
Did we ever
talk to Angela about this?

1653
01:06:56,307 --> 01:06:58,226
- Never.
- Never. Never.

1654
01:06:58,393 --> 01:07:01,605
I mean, it's... It is sort of
why we came down here, but...

1655
01:07:07,819 --> 01:07:10,864
Do not speak Spanish.
Stop it.

1656
01:07:13,659 --> 01:07:15,201
Stop speaking Spanish!

1657
01:07:16,578 --> 01:07:18,997
OK. OK. OK.

1658
01:07:20,165 --> 01:07:21,875
Joe, Angela...

1659
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,002
Um...

1660
01:07:24,085 --> 01:07:26,797
We did come down here tonight
to invite you.

1661
01:07:27,881 --> 01:07:30,466
- Invite us...?
- To join us.

1662
01:07:31,510 --> 01:07:33,386
Join you for...

1663
01:07:33,512 --> 01:07:35,096
- For sex.
- ...sex.

1664
01:07:36,014 --> 01:07:37,974
- Sex.
- For group sex.

1665
01:07:38,809 --> 01:07:39,810
What else?

1666
01:07:40,977 --> 01:07:43,021
- Us?
- Yes.

1667
01:07:43,104 --> 01:07:45,816
- Me?
- Both of you.

1668
01:07:45,982 --> 01:07:47,233
Both of who?

1669
01:07:47,317 --> 01:07:49,695
- Both of you.
- Including me?

1670
01:07:49,820 --> 01:07:52,948
Yeah, both...
Both of you means you.

1671
01:07:53,073 --> 01:07:54,741
- Did you hear that, Joe?
- I did.

1672
01:07:54,866 --> 01:07:56,535
- Angela, did you hear that?
- Sure did.

1673
01:07:56,660 --> 01:07:57,869
You heard that, too?
All right.

1674
01:07:57,953 --> 01:08:02,373
We've been talking about this
for quite a while, actually.

1675
01:08:02,457 --> 01:08:03,750
Oh?

1676
01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:07,378
We feel a very strong connection
with you guys.

1677
01:08:07,963 --> 01:08:09,089
OK.

1678
01:08:09,255 --> 01:08:11,341
We were getting signals,
you know, in the window.

1679
01:08:11,466 --> 01:08:13,051
- OK.
- In the elevator.

1680
01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:16,346
They seem to be
very warm signals.

1681
01:08:16,471 --> 01:08:18,974
- Signals we liked. So...
- Wow!

1682
01:08:19,099 --> 01:08:21,184
That's what
this has been about.

1683
01:08:21,602 --> 01:08:22,853
OK?

1684
01:08:22,978 --> 01:08:25,480
That is so nice.
Thank you.

1685
01:08:25,606 --> 01:08:27,608
- Yeah.
- Oh, say thank you, Joe.

1686
01:08:27,691 --> 01:08:30,110
- Thank you.
- Thank you. Very flattering.

1687
01:08:30,276 --> 01:08:31,903
- Feel very complimented.
- Mm-hmm.

1688
01:08:31,987 --> 01:08:34,948
We find you
very, very attractive.

1689
01:08:36,407 --> 01:08:40,120
- Thank you.
- We talk about you.

1690
01:08:40,245 --> 01:08:42,038
I know.

1691
01:08:42,163 --> 01:08:44,124
You talk about my orgasms.

1692
01:08:44,249 --> 01:08:46,251
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- A lot.

1693
01:08:47,418 --> 01:08:49,880
- We really do. Yeah.
- OK.

1694
01:08:49,963 --> 01:08:51,840
I think, um...
even before we came down,

1695
01:08:51,965 --> 01:08:54,551
we said you guys have
a real quiet sex appeal.

1696
01:08:55,426 --> 01:08:57,971
So do you two, too... as well.

1697
01:08:58,138 --> 01:08:59,472
- I wouldn't say it was quiet.
- No.

1698
01:09:02,893 --> 01:09:05,436
So, we want to propose to you

1699
01:09:05,562 --> 01:09:08,857
that we share a sexual
experience together. OK?

1700
01:09:09,650 --> 01:09:11,276
Just to be clear...

1701
01:09:12,068 --> 01:09:16,197
You, you, her... and me?

1702
01:09:16,322 --> 01:09:17,323
- Yes.
- Me too?

1703
01:09:17,490 --> 01:09:18,825
- Yes, also you.
- OK.

1704
01:09:18,992 --> 01:09:20,118
- Yes.
- OK.

1705
01:09:20,243 --> 01:09:23,622
But, but, but... it doesn't
have to be tonight, OK?

1706
01:09:23,747 --> 01:09:25,749
- Oh... Right.
- No pressure.

1707
01:09:25,832 --> 01:09:27,751
- But it could be.
- Could be tonight.

1708
01:09:28,334 --> 01:09:30,253
- I brought condoms and...
- Condoms!

1709
01:09:30,336 --> 01:09:31,547
Wow!

1710
01:09:31,713 --> 01:09:34,215
- It's like it's pre 9/11.
- Wow!

1711
01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:35,466
How do...

1712
01:09:35,551 --> 01:09:38,261
Hypothetically speaking,
like, if this were something

1713
01:09:38,344 --> 01:09:40,722
that we were to consider
proceeding with...

1714
01:09:40,847 --> 01:09:43,141
Yeah, how would this shake down?

1715
01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:47,062
What would the procedural
protocol be, technically?

1716
01:09:47,228 --> 01:09:49,272
- The procedural protocol?
- Yeah.

1717
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:51,650
- Just... to know.
- Just to know.

1718
01:09:51,775 --> 01:09:53,735
Just so we could, yeah...

1719
01:09:53,860 --> 01:09:55,445
I mean, that's
what we were talking about.

1720
01:09:55,571 --> 01:09:57,405
Right! Just, like,
to recap really quick.

1721
01:09:57,531 --> 01:10:02,202
Just, specifically,
how would this work?

1722
01:10:03,203 --> 01:10:05,413
We can all be together.

1723
01:10:05,581 --> 01:10:08,333
- We can watch you.
- You don't wanna do that.

1724
01:10:08,499 --> 01:10:11,336
We could, um... obviously swap.

1725
01:10:11,503 --> 01:10:13,839
- Uh-huh.
- Swap. A little swaparoo.

1726
01:10:13,922 --> 01:10:18,802
Sometimes it helps to...
to add a neutral element.

1727
01:10:18,927 --> 01:10:20,220
Like a referee.

1728
01:10:22,222 --> 01:10:23,640
Carolina...

1729
01:10:25,642 --> 01:10:26,727
No Pepe, no Thomas.

1730
01:10:26,852 --> 01:10:29,354
Think I'm with Hawk on this one.
No Pepe, no Thomas.

1731
01:10:29,521 --> 01:10:31,147
- I think...
- Yeah.

1732
01:10:31,231 --> 01:10:33,149
- It's whatever we want...
- Whatever you want.

1733
01:10:33,316 --> 01:10:35,360
- ...and whenever.
- Whenever.

1734
01:10:35,443 --> 01:10:37,863
Consider it an open invite.

1735
01:10:37,946 --> 01:10:39,072
- All right.
- Right.

1736
01:10:39,197 --> 01:10:44,119
But tonight, again,
tonight is on the table.

1737
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:45,621
OK.

1738
01:10:46,371 --> 01:10:48,123
Weeknights are tough
because of Maggie.

1739
01:10:48,206 --> 01:10:49,415
Weekends... also tough.

1740
01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:51,001
I'm actually training
for a half-marathon.

1741
01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:52,377
They're inviting us to an orgy,

1742
01:10:52,503 --> 01:10:55,088
and you're giving them
your Google calendar?

1743
01:10:55,213 --> 01:10:56,632
You overthink everything!

1744
01:10:56,715 --> 01:10:58,299
You're overthinking this
as well.

1745
01:10:58,424 --> 01:11:00,719
At least I'm brave enough
to get into scheduling.

1746
01:11:00,886 --> 01:11:02,888
You've literally offered me
no logistical help.

1747
01:11:03,013 --> 01:11:04,806
- I'll do this.
- Oh, really?

1748
01:11:04,931 --> 01:11:07,017
I'll schedule it for right now.
I'll fuck you guys right now.

1749
01:11:07,183 --> 01:11:09,936
Incredible how unsexy you're
managing to make this moment!

1750
01:11:10,103 --> 01:11:13,148
OK, OK, OK,
I'm... I'm getting worried.

1751
01:11:13,231 --> 01:11:17,152
- Why?
- Yeah, because... hmm...!

1752
01:11:17,235 --> 01:11:21,573
As horny as I am right now,
I just...

1753
01:11:21,740 --> 01:11:24,993
We cannot do this
from an angry place.

1754
01:11:25,076 --> 01:11:27,162
- No, no, no. We're not angry.
- I'm actually not angry.

1755
01:11:27,287 --> 01:11:30,373
This is me happy.
You just haven't seen it yet.

1756
01:11:30,498 --> 01:11:32,751
I don't think
you guys are there.

1757
01:11:32,876 --> 01:11:34,503
We're there.
I can't speak for him,

1758
01:11:34,586 --> 01:11:35,879
but personally, I'm very there.

1759
01:11:36,004 --> 01:11:37,463
I feel very good about this.
I feel there.

1760
01:11:37,589 --> 01:11:38,882
- I would actually do this.
- I would do this.

1761
01:11:39,007 --> 01:11:40,383
- You would actually do this?
- Yeah. Do you wanna do this?

1762
01:11:40,509 --> 01:11:41,885
- I would do this.
- We're doing this.

1763
01:11:42,010 --> 01:11:43,512
I think we would do this.

1764
01:11:43,595 --> 01:11:46,890
If this connection is not coming
from a healthy place...

1765
01:11:47,015 --> 01:11:50,977
- Very healthy!
- We are in need of expansion.

1766
01:11:51,102 --> 01:11:53,522
I think it'd be very healthy
for us on an emotional level,

1767
01:11:53,689 --> 01:11:55,023
just in a positive way.

1768
01:11:55,106 --> 01:11:56,817
- That's a good reason.
- That is a good reason.

1769
01:11:56,983 --> 01:11:58,527
- Everyone's a little buzzed.
- Yeah.

1770
01:11:58,694 --> 01:12:01,446
- Feeling good, feeling loose.
- They're good reasons.

1771
01:12:01,572 --> 01:12:02,948
- We haven't eaten too much.
- Right.

1772
01:12:03,073 --> 01:12:04,449
We have
relatively empty stomachs.

1773
01:12:04,575 --> 01:12:06,159
Yeah,
and Maggie's not home.

1774
01:12:06,326 --> 01:12:08,328
I'm sorry. I just mean
it's, like, a good time

1775
01:12:08,453 --> 01:12:10,664
because it's a free time.
It's a good time for us.

1776
01:12:10,789 --> 01:12:12,373
I'd say there's, uh...

1777
01:12:12,457 --> 01:12:14,960
- no time like ahora.
- Yeah.

1778
01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:16,962
- Ahora.
- Ahora.

1779
01:12:17,087 --> 01:12:19,339
- I'm good with ahora.
- Yeah!

1780
01:12:19,464 --> 01:12:21,091
- Ahora.
- Definitely ahora.

1781
01:12:21,257 --> 01:12:22,383
Yeah.

1782
01:12:25,303 --> 01:12:28,682
I don't think this is the night
for all of us together.

1783
01:12:29,558 --> 01:12:31,392
- Right.
- Fuck!

1784
01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:35,981
But we could try
to connect separately.

1785
01:12:36,982 --> 01:12:38,316
Oh?

1786
01:12:38,399 --> 01:12:40,569
- Yeah.
- All right.

1787
01:12:40,694 --> 01:12:42,112
- Yeah.
- OK.

1788
01:12:42,278 --> 01:12:43,279
- Joe.
- Yes?

1789
01:12:43,488 --> 01:12:45,741
How would you feel about
spending a little bit of time

1790
01:12:45,907 --> 01:12:47,242
alone with me?

1791
01:12:49,745 --> 01:12:51,830
- How would you feel about that?
- Mm, I'm...

1792
01:12:51,955 --> 01:12:52,956
You'd feel good about it?

1793
01:12:53,039 --> 01:12:54,249
- You'd feel OK about it?
- Mm-hmm.

1794
01:12:54,415 --> 01:12:57,753
Then I would also feel good
about that as a plan of action

1795
01:12:57,919 --> 01:12:59,963
I would be willing
to proceed with.

1796
01:13:00,756 --> 01:13:01,965
Angela?

1797
01:13:02,758 --> 01:13:04,968
- Uh...
- Knock yourself out!

1798
01:13:05,135 --> 01:13:08,764
Yeah. I do...
Yes! That. Yes.

1799
01:13:09,055 --> 01:13:11,432
- Look at us.
- OK.

1800
01:13:11,558 --> 01:13:12,851
- Whew!
- Hey... come on.

1801
01:13:12,976 --> 01:13:15,228
- OK.
- OK. Yeah.

1802
01:13:17,063 --> 01:13:18,565
We're gonna separate
but still be together,

1803
01:13:18,649 --> 01:13:21,067
so... feeling positive?

1804
01:13:21,151 --> 01:13:22,653
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

1805
01:13:22,778 --> 01:13:24,571
Joe, any reservations?

1806
01:13:25,572 --> 01:13:27,407
I would maybe prefer

1807
01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:30,118
not to have pegging
performed on my body.

1808
01:13:30,201 --> 01:13:31,912
- Oh, I... I respect that.
- Thanks.

1809
01:13:32,078 --> 01:13:33,789
Positive otherwise,
though. OK?

1810
01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:35,415
Yes. Yeah.

1811
01:13:35,582 --> 01:13:37,834
So, your bedroom?

1812
01:13:38,001 --> 01:13:39,127
- No!
- Not our bedroom.

1813
01:13:39,210 --> 01:13:40,837
- No, no, no.
- Maggie?

1814
01:13:41,004 --> 01:13:43,840
- No! Gross. Uh...
- Maybe...

1815
01:13:44,007 --> 01:13:45,050
- ...your office.
- ...my office.

1816
01:13:45,133 --> 01:13:46,342
- We could...
- I like your office.

1817
01:13:46,510 --> 01:13:47,511
- Oh!
- It's nice.

1818
01:13:47,678 --> 01:13:50,055
You guys could take
the, um... arts and craft room.

1819
01:13:50,138 --> 01:13:52,098
No, I think it's too small.
I feel like the kitchen is...

1820
01:13:52,223 --> 01:13:53,517
- Maybe the kitchen.
- Is that OK?

1821
01:13:53,642 --> 01:13:55,060
- We'll make that work.
- It's just renovated.

1822
01:13:55,143 --> 01:13:56,436
We'll make it work.

1823
01:13:56,603 --> 01:13:58,730
- Great.
- Cool.

1824
01:13:59,355 --> 01:14:02,358
Good luck. Enjoy, everybody.

1825
01:14:02,442 --> 01:14:04,360
- Thank you, yes.
- See you soon.

1826
01:14:04,444 --> 01:14:07,113
- Feel very good about all this.
- Great, very positive.

1827
01:14:07,197 --> 01:14:09,575
- Cool.
- Angela...

1828
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,910
Oh, hello!

1829
01:14:16,122 --> 01:14:17,666
Namaste.

1830
01:14:18,917 --> 01:14:20,210
OK.

1831
01:14:20,376 --> 01:14:22,087
OK. Hi.

1832
01:14:22,879 --> 01:14:24,798
Uh, Joe.

1833
01:14:26,424 --> 01:14:28,009
Oh.

1834
01:14:28,134 --> 01:14:30,428
- Cheers.
- Thank you. Great.

1835
01:14:31,179 --> 01:14:32,222
OK...

1836
01:14:45,401 --> 01:14:46,903
I meant to do the dishes

1837
01:14:47,028 --> 01:14:48,989
before you guys arrived tonight.

1838
01:14:49,072 --> 01:14:52,450
Just give me a second -
I'm gonna wipe the countertops.

1839
01:14:52,576 --> 01:14:54,786
I meant to do it
before you guys...

1840
01:14:54,953 --> 01:14:58,498
I mean...

1841
01:14:59,290 --> 01:15:01,001
- I'll just do the dishwasher.
- Oh, no.

1842
01:15:01,084 --> 01:15:02,669
Really quick! I can do it...
I'll be so fast!

1843
01:15:02,794 --> 01:15:04,379
- You don't have to do that now.
- No?

1844
01:15:05,171 --> 01:15:07,508
Wait. I...
One second!

1845
01:15:10,886 --> 01:15:12,596
- Um...
- Better, right? No?

1846
01:15:40,832 --> 01:15:42,543
This is a stupid blouse.

1847
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:52,969
Oops.

1848
01:15:57,683 --> 01:15:59,560
- Do you want help with that?
- Nope. No, no.

1849
01:16:00,476 --> 01:16:02,771
Just... one second!

1850
01:16:03,772 --> 01:16:05,190
Fuck me!

1851
01:16:20,038 --> 01:16:22,749
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪

1852
01:16:22,916 --> 01:16:24,668
Oh! Uh...

1853
01:16:26,377 --> 01:16:29,255
♪ You know me better than that

1854
01:16:30,674 --> 01:16:32,175
It is a good song.

1855
01:16:32,342 --> 01:16:36,972
♪ You think I'd leave you down
when you're down on your knees

1856
01:16:40,266 --> 01:16:42,268
♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪

1857
01:16:42,393 --> 01:16:44,771
Hey!

1858
01:16:44,938 --> 01:16:46,690
Oh! Sorry! Sorry!

1859
01:16:48,274 --> 01:16:53,488
♪ If only you could see into me

1860
01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:05,709
♪ Oh, when you're cold

1861
01:17:05,834 --> 01:17:08,920
♪ I'll be there

1862
01:17:09,045 --> 01:17:12,758
♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪

1863
01:17:12,841 --> 01:17:14,551
Do you actually
look in the mirror

1864
01:17:14,635 --> 01:17:16,219
and not know
how sexy you are?

1865
01:17:16,344 --> 01:17:19,055
Oh, blah! No!

1866
01:17:19,139 --> 01:17:20,766
- Angela!
- No. No.

1867
01:17:20,849 --> 01:17:23,351
You can't be that out of touch
with yourself, are you?

1868
01:17:23,476 --> 01:17:26,271
Oh, God. No. I know.
I'm a stupid fucking cunt.

1869
01:17:26,354 --> 01:17:28,273
- I really... I...
- Whoa, Angela.

1870
01:17:28,356 --> 01:17:29,983
No, that's just
my inner monologue.

1871
01:17:30,066 --> 01:17:31,652
That's just the way
I speak to myself.

1872
01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:34,279
It's just the voice in my head.
It's not... No... it's good.

1873
01:17:34,445 --> 01:17:35,697
- Are you sure?
- I'm good.

1874
01:17:36,698 --> 01:17:38,116
Holy shit!

1875
01:17:38,283 --> 01:17:40,911
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪

1876
01:17:41,036 --> 01:17:43,288
Thank you
so much for this.

1877
01:17:43,413 --> 01:17:45,415
This is... This is...
This is already amazing.

1878
01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:47,208
♪ You know me better
than that... ♪

1879
01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:49,503
Thank you for this.

1880
01:17:50,712 --> 01:17:52,213
♪ Think I'd leave you down

1881
01:17:52,338 --> 01:17:55,050
♪ When you're down
on your knees... ♪

1882
01:17:55,133 --> 01:17:57,427
Jesus Christ, you're hot.

1883
01:17:58,554 --> 01:18:02,098
- ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪
- Holy shit!

1884
01:18:03,058 --> 01:18:05,101
- How do you wanna do it?
- Oh!

1885
01:18:05,727 --> 01:18:07,729
How do I...

1886
01:18:07,854 --> 01:18:09,355
Um...

1887
01:18:10,148 --> 01:18:13,944
I want the, um... thing with...

1888
01:18:14,069 --> 01:18:17,363
Mm... Yeah,
that menu would come in handy.

1889
01:18:17,447 --> 01:18:21,618
I think the, um...
thing, the one with...

1890
01:18:21,702 --> 01:18:23,995
What you, you say...

1891
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:26,081
You say.

1892
01:18:26,206 --> 01:18:28,792
You take this one.

1893
01:18:33,004 --> 01:18:34,798
You want me to do the thing

1894
01:18:34,923 --> 01:18:37,133
that makes Piña scream
like that?

1895
01:18:37,217 --> 01:18:40,596
Yes.
Yeah. Yes.

1896
01:18:42,305 --> 01:18:46,017
♪ I'll tell you you're right
when you want

1897
01:18:47,393 --> 01:18:50,188
♪ Ha-a, ha-a

1898
01:18:50,313 --> 01:18:52,232
♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪

1899
01:18:55,193 --> 01:18:58,029
♪ And if only
you could see into me... ♪

1900
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:09,290
♪ Oh

1901
01:19:09,374 --> 01:19:12,586
♪ When you're cold

1902
01:19:12,711 --> 01:19:15,881
♪ I'll be there

1903
01:19:16,006 --> 01:19:20,010
♪ Hold you tight to me,
to me, yeah

1904
01:19:20,093 --> 01:19:22,387
♪ Oh

1905
01:19:22,513 --> 01:19:25,766
- ♪ When you're low
- OK, take off your clothes.

1906
01:19:25,891 --> 01:19:29,019
- ♪ I'll be there
- Slow, slow, slow!

1907
01:19:29,185 --> 01:19:33,273
♪ By your side, baby

1908
01:19:33,398 --> 01:19:35,609
♪ Oh

1909
01:19:35,734 --> 01:19:39,613
♪ When you're cold... ♪

1910
01:19:42,783 --> 01:19:44,284
OK...

1911
01:19:45,869 --> 01:19:48,664
♪ I'll be there

1912
01:19:49,330 --> 01:19:51,374
♪ By your side... ♪

1913
01:19:51,457 --> 01:19:53,585
Whoa, whoa, whoa...

1914
01:19:53,752 --> 01:19:55,253
Argh!

1915
01:19:55,671 --> 01:19:57,673
Oh, that's Joe's back.

1916
01:19:57,798 --> 01:19:59,299
That's Joe's back.
He's... He's fine.

1917
01:19:59,382 --> 01:20:01,552
No, no, he's fine. He's fine.

1918
01:20:01,677 --> 01:20:04,262
He's fine. He's fine. He's fine.
He's OK.

1919
01:20:04,387 --> 01:20:06,097
I think... I really think
he's OK. I think he's...

1920
01:20:06,181 --> 01:20:07,307
Yeah, he sounds fine.

1921
01:20:09,976 --> 01:20:11,477
Help! <i>¡Ayúdame!</i>

1922
01:20:14,314 --> 01:20:16,191
He fell.
He hurt his back.

1923
01:20:16,357 --> 01:20:19,069
- What happened?
- He's hurt his back.

1924
01:20:19,194 --> 01:20:21,697
- His back?
- Yes, my back.

1925
01:20:21,822 --> 01:20:23,949
Don't touch me.
Go away. Get away from me.

1926
01:20:24,115 --> 01:20:27,160
- Stop moving, Joe. Joe!
- Let me be! Let me be!

1927
01:20:27,327 --> 01:20:30,455
I just need my pillows.
I have these pillows.

1928
01:20:30,622 --> 01:20:33,667
- Joe, you gotta stop moving.
- I gotta have my pillows. Fuck!

1929
01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:36,336
Listen to me. Listen to me.
Slow your breathing down. OK?

1930
01:20:36,461 --> 01:20:38,463
- Slow your breathing down.
- Don't touch me. Just go away.

1931
01:20:38,547 --> 01:20:40,465
Go away.
Don't do anything to me.

1932
01:20:40,549 --> 01:20:42,968
Don't rolf me.
Don't you dare rolf me!

1933
01:20:43,134 --> 01:20:45,386
Don't do this!
Don't do it, man.

1934
01:20:45,470 --> 01:20:46,680
Please don't do this.

1935
01:20:46,763 --> 01:20:48,056
Whatever you're gonna do,
don't do it.

1936
01:20:48,181 --> 01:20:49,558
Take a deep breath
and try not to flinch.

1937
01:20:49,683 --> 01:20:50,976
- Oh, God, don't do this.
- Try not to flinch.

1938
01:20:51,059 --> 01:20:53,478
- Please don't do it. Oh, God!
- One, two, three!

1939
01:20:53,645 --> 01:20:58,066
Argh!
Fuck you! Argh!

1940
01:20:58,191 --> 01:20:59,943
- Go away.
- You're done!

1941
01:21:00,068 --> 01:21:02,278
- It didn't help.
- OK, it takes a second.

1942
01:21:02,445 --> 01:21:04,364
- It didn't help at all.
- It takes a second.

1943
01:21:04,489 --> 01:21:05,741
- Fuck off!
- I think I did it right.

1944
01:21:05,824 --> 01:21:07,618
- Get me some ice.
- I think I did it right.

1945
01:21:07,743 --> 01:21:11,037
- Get me some ice.
- This is so embarrassing.

1946
01:21:11,204 --> 01:21:13,331
We are...
We are so fucking embarrassing.

1947
01:21:13,498 --> 01:21:15,542
I can't believe it. Of course
it's your fucking back.

1948
01:21:15,626 --> 01:21:18,545
Our entire life
is about your fucking back.

1949
01:21:18,629 --> 01:21:20,714
- Constant fucking complaining!
- What are you talking about?

1950
01:21:20,839 --> 01:21:22,841
Sorry my back
is an inconvenience

1951
01:21:23,008 --> 01:21:24,718
to you having a fucking orgy.

1952
01:21:24,843 --> 01:21:26,344
It actually is,
if you want to know,

1953
01:21:26,469 --> 01:21:27,929
and I'm not allowed
to complain about it.

1954
01:21:28,054 --> 01:21:29,765
I'm not allowed to say
a fucking thing about it ever.

1955
01:21:29,848 --> 01:21:32,851
Well, you're talking about it
right now. So, congratulations.

1956
01:21:32,976 --> 01:21:33,977
- Oh, no!
- Is it bad?

1957
01:21:34,060 --> 01:21:36,563
Yes, it's bad! Look at me!

1958
01:21:36,730 --> 01:21:39,650
Do you know your back pain
is not about your back?

1959
01:21:39,775 --> 01:21:42,068
I think it actually is very much
about my back!

1960
01:21:42,152 --> 01:21:43,361
That's not gonna work.

1961
01:21:43,486 --> 01:21:45,781
No massage, no pillow -
none of those things work.

1962
01:21:45,864 --> 01:21:47,908
L4, L5, fucking classic.

1963
01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:50,911
Your back pain is about
everything that you don't say.

1964
01:21:51,036 --> 01:21:54,330
You know? It's your rage,
it's your anger speaking.

1965
01:21:54,414 --> 01:21:56,625
Hey, what are you talking about?
Why are you doing this?

1966
01:21:56,792 --> 01:22:00,003
We were dancing to Sade
thirty seconds ago.

1967
01:22:00,128 --> 01:22:02,005
It didn't hurt you in there
when we were dancing, right?

1968
01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:04,132
We were having a nice time.
I was loose.

1969
01:22:04,299 --> 01:22:06,510
What the fuck
are you smiling at, Hawk?

1970
01:22:06,635 --> 01:22:08,136
I, I, I... I feel you, man.

1971
01:22:08,303 --> 01:22:10,430
"You feel me"? Don't try
to connect to me, Hawk.

1972
01:22:10,556 --> 01:22:12,849
Do not try to connect with me.
I don't want it.

1973
01:22:12,933 --> 01:22:15,060
- I've been where you are, Joe.
- What the fuck?

1974
01:22:15,143 --> 01:22:17,062
So, you've been on your floor
in your underpants,

1975
01:22:17,145 --> 01:22:18,313
ice on your back?

1976
01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:22,526
Yeah, I've been on the floor
angry and in pain and all of it.

1977
01:22:22,651 --> 01:22:23,944
- Trust me.
- Oh, my God!

1978
01:22:24,110 --> 01:22:26,237
I don't fucking want you to try

1979
01:22:26,362 --> 01:22:28,615
to in any way
emotionally relate to me,

1980
01:22:28,699 --> 01:22:29,991
you fucking pervert.

1981
01:22:30,116 --> 01:22:32,493
- We're nothing alike.
- How do you know?

1982
01:22:32,619 --> 01:22:35,205
Also, your name isn't Hawk!

1983
01:22:35,371 --> 01:22:36,707
No one's name is Hawk.

1984
01:22:36,790 --> 01:22:39,000
You go on and on
about radical honesty.

1985
01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:40,919
Your whole name's
a fucking lie, man.

1986
01:22:41,086 --> 01:22:42,420
What is your name?

1987
01:22:42,588 --> 01:22:44,422
What's your actual name?
Tell me your...

1988
01:22:44,506 --> 01:22:45,924
What is
on your driver's license?

1989
01:22:47,092 --> 01:22:49,720
Howard Wilson Kelly.

1990
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:53,431
Howard.

1991
01:22:54,307 --> 01:22:55,892
He's Howard.

1992
01:22:56,685 --> 01:22:58,645
Your name is Howard.

1993
01:22:59,605 --> 01:23:03,024
This whole time,
it hasn't been Hawk.

1994
01:23:03,817 --> 01:23:06,111
It's been little Howie.

1995
01:23:06,236 --> 01:23:08,154
Oh, my God.

1996
01:23:08,238 --> 01:23:10,156
That changes everything.

1997
01:23:10,991 --> 01:23:13,869
I didn't know we had a Howard
in our midst.

1998
01:23:13,994 --> 01:23:16,496
I would've been
so much nicer to you.

1999
01:23:16,663 --> 01:23:18,665
Where did Hawk come from, Howie?

2000
01:23:18,790 --> 01:23:20,083
How'd you land on Hawk?

2001
01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:23,003
It's just...
It's the name I gave myself.

2002
01:23:23,086 --> 01:23:25,506
A nickname you gave yourself.

2003
01:23:25,589 --> 01:23:27,508
Literally the lamest words

2004
01:23:27,674 --> 01:23:29,217
that could have come
out of your mouth.

2005
01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:30,511
Oh, my God.

2006
01:23:30,594 --> 01:23:32,804
What, were you biking
across the playa at Burning Man?

2007
01:23:32,971 --> 01:23:35,390
You saw a fucking bird fly by
or something?

2008
01:23:35,516 --> 01:23:39,895
No, it's something I did
after my wife died.

2009
01:23:44,024 --> 01:23:45,817
You asked.

2010
01:23:46,610 --> 01:23:49,029
Well, you should lead with that
next time, I guess.

2011
01:23:49,905 --> 01:23:51,281
She got cancer.

2012
01:23:51,364 --> 01:23:53,575
You don't have to
answer his question.

2013
01:23:53,742 --> 01:23:55,160
You don't have to say anything.

2014
01:23:55,285 --> 01:23:57,162
It's a fair question, you know.

2015
01:23:57,954 --> 01:23:59,873
How does Howard get to Hawk?

2016
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:01,792
So...

2017
01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:03,877
For Joe...

2018
01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:05,461
Um...

2019
01:24:06,254 --> 01:24:08,298
After she died, I...

2020
01:24:08,381 --> 01:24:09,841
I was doing some things

2021
01:24:09,966 --> 01:24:11,968
that were pretty
suicidally stupid at work,

2022
01:24:12,093 --> 01:24:15,096
and I was gonna get someone
else killed along with me.

2023
01:24:15,263 --> 01:24:18,391
And do you know
how people say

2024
01:24:18,559 --> 01:24:20,686
your life flashes
before your eyes?

2025
01:24:20,811 --> 01:24:21,895
I... I...

2026
01:24:22,062 --> 01:24:23,980
That happened to me,
but not my life -

2027
01:24:24,105 --> 01:24:25,899
it was our life together.

2028
01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:32,113
It went by me
in this high-speed film.

2029
01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:37,368
And I kept seeing this woman,

2030
01:24:37,452 --> 01:24:41,540
this, like, very gentle,
very shy, sweet girl

2031
01:24:41,665 --> 01:24:43,166
who, like...

2032
01:24:43,249 --> 01:24:45,752
She thought I hung the moon.

2033
01:24:47,378 --> 01:24:50,882
And in the film, she...

2034
01:24:50,966 --> 01:24:53,635
Over and over again,
she tried to...

2035
01:24:55,345 --> 01:24:57,764
...open up
about her fantasy life to me,

2036
01:24:57,889 --> 01:25:00,391
to, you know, share

2037
01:25:00,475 --> 01:25:05,689
this kind of sensual,
adventurous side of herself,

2038
01:25:05,856 --> 01:25:08,358
so that I would
enter into it with her, and...

2039
01:25:09,484 --> 01:25:13,071
...I didn't just,
you know, resist it.

2040
01:25:14,197 --> 01:25:18,034
I got really tight
and judgmental and insecure.

2041
01:25:18,118 --> 01:25:19,536
And I...

2042
01:25:20,621 --> 01:25:24,833
And I made her feel
so bad about it

2043
01:25:24,958 --> 01:25:27,335
that somewhere in that movie,
she just stops...

2044
01:25:28,461 --> 01:25:30,547
...trying to connect
with me at all.

2045
01:25:32,716 --> 01:25:35,969
I suppressed her, you know? I...

2046
01:25:37,721 --> 01:25:44,728
I shut down her attempt
to, like, live more boldly.

2047
01:25:46,730 --> 01:25:51,777
Somehow, the universe puts me
on this one's couch, and...

2048
01:25:52,778 --> 01:25:56,197
...she told me, you know,
you got two choices.

2049
01:25:56,322 --> 01:25:58,199
Go set yourself on fire
for real,

2050
01:25:58,324 --> 01:26:04,998
or change who you are
and make yourself available.

2051
01:26:06,332 --> 01:26:07,918
So, uh...

2052
01:26:08,084 --> 01:26:11,337
I decided I really better
change my name

2053
01:26:11,505 --> 01:26:12,923
if I was gonna change my life.

2054
01:26:13,089 --> 01:26:14,841
And so I did.

2055
01:26:17,844 --> 01:26:20,847
Well...
I'm sorry your wife passed away,

2056
01:26:21,014 --> 01:26:23,934
and I'm glad you found a woman
who would peg you

2057
01:26:24,100 --> 01:26:27,103
after you didn't
let your wife peg you.

2058
01:26:27,228 --> 01:26:28,438
Oh, my God!

2059
01:26:28,564 --> 01:26:30,148
What do you want from me?
I'm sorry.

2060
01:26:30,315 --> 01:26:31,817
That's the moral of that story
as far as I'm concerned.

2061
01:26:31,942 --> 01:26:32,943
Oh, my God!

2062
01:26:33,109 --> 01:26:35,737
My boyfriend shares

2063
01:26:35,862 --> 01:26:39,783
that very difficult
and painful story with you,

2064
01:26:39,908 --> 01:26:41,367
and you're making fun of him?

2065
01:26:41,492 --> 01:26:44,495
I'm living a difficult
and painful story right now,

2066
01:26:44,663 --> 01:26:45,706
in real life!

2067
01:26:45,872 --> 01:26:47,708
I really didn't expect this
from you.

2068
01:26:47,874 --> 01:26:49,417
This is fucking disappointing.

2069
01:26:49,585 --> 01:26:51,712
- OK. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no. Really!

2070
01:26:51,795 --> 01:26:55,131
Shut up! Stop! Stop being
unrespectful to my boyfriend.

2071
01:26:55,215 --> 01:26:56,925
Disrespectful.
Don't be disrespectful.

2072
01:26:57,008 --> 01:26:58,677
She's saying...

2073
01:26:59,427 --> 01:27:01,304
She's saying what?

2074
01:27:01,429 --> 01:27:03,014
No, no. I...
I was just clarifying.

2075
01:27:03,181 --> 01:27:04,390
I think they caught
what I was saying.

2076
01:27:04,516 --> 01:27:05,726
Oh, are you going to interrupt?

2077
01:27:05,892 --> 01:27:08,019
- Sorry.
- Correct my English right now?

2078
01:27:08,144 --> 01:27:09,813
No, <i>mi amor,</i> I was trying
to clarify for him...

2079
01:27:09,938 --> 01:27:12,440
No! You're always
interrupting me,

2080
01:27:12,524 --> 01:27:13,609
always correcting me!

2081
01:27:14,901 --> 01:27:16,695
Do you know
how bad your Spanish is?

2082
01:27:16,820 --> 01:27:18,029
And I never tell you, right?

2083
01:27:18,196 --> 01:27:19,656
What do I do?
I help you.

2084
01:27:19,740 --> 01:27:22,158
I've been telling you all night,
this is not gonna work.

2085
01:27:22,283 --> 01:27:23,451
It's not the night.
They're not ready.

2086
01:27:23,577 --> 01:27:25,078
Look at this fucking mess.

2087
01:27:25,203 --> 01:27:26,580
And you keep pushing.

2088
01:27:26,747 --> 01:27:28,582
You keep pushing
because you're always pushing.

2089
01:27:28,707 --> 01:27:30,876
And you know why?
Because you don't listen.

2090
01:27:31,292 --> 01:27:33,504
- Just fucking listen.
- OK. OK.

2091
01:27:33,587 --> 01:27:34,713
Piña...

2092
01:27:34,796 --> 01:27:35,881
Piña!

2093
01:27:36,006 --> 01:27:37,799
No, I don't wanna talk to you.
Just...

2094
01:27:37,966 --> 01:27:39,593
- Piña!
- Shut the fuck up for once.

2095
01:27:39,718 --> 01:27:40,886
- I...
- Shut the fuck up!

2096
01:27:41,011 --> 01:27:43,304
Really! Really!
For once, just shut the fuck up.

2097
01:27:43,388 --> 01:27:45,390
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Shut the fuck up.

2098
01:27:45,516 --> 01:27:46,892
- Shut the fuck up.
- I shouldn't have said that.

2099
01:27:47,017 --> 01:27:48,894
- Just shut the fuck up.
- It was terrible timing.

2100
01:27:49,019 --> 01:27:51,522
And... you are right.

2101
01:27:52,313 --> 01:27:54,608
This is the last time
that will ever happen.

2102
01:27:54,775 --> 01:27:56,818
I totally understand
what you're saying.

2103
01:27:56,902 --> 01:27:57,986
You said that before.

2104
01:27:58,111 --> 01:27:59,613
No, I never have.
I will never do it again.

2105
01:27:59,738 --> 01:28:01,698
Fucking embarrassing.

2106
01:28:02,949 --> 01:28:05,869
And I'm sorry
for yelling at you.

2107
01:28:05,952 --> 01:28:08,371
And I'm... I'm sorry
if this was too much. I'm sorry.

2108
01:28:08,454 --> 01:28:09,748
No, no. It... It...

2109
01:28:09,873 --> 01:28:11,457
- Don't be sorry.
- I'm sorry, Joe.

2110
01:28:11,583 --> 01:28:13,585
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It was a joke.

2111
01:28:13,752 --> 01:28:15,671
Don't apologize.
Don't anybody apologize.

2112
01:28:15,796 --> 01:28:16,880
We're so sorry.

2113
01:28:17,047 --> 01:28:18,757
I'm sorry I... yelled at you.

2114
01:28:18,882 --> 01:28:21,384
- I'm sorry I yelled at you.
- You don't have to be sorry.

2115
01:28:21,467 --> 01:28:23,303
- It was horrible what you said.
- You don't have to be sorry.

2116
01:28:23,386 --> 01:28:25,305
Guys...
We are sorry.

2117
01:28:25,388 --> 01:28:27,599
- "We"?
- OK? We're a fucking disaster.

2118
01:28:27,766 --> 01:28:29,976
We couldn't even
pull off an orgy.

2119
01:28:30,101 --> 01:28:33,605
OK? We are dead inside.
So, I apologize for that.

2120
01:28:33,772 --> 01:28:36,775
Oh, no, don't worry about that.
You are definitely not dead.

2121
01:28:36,900 --> 01:28:38,694
You wanted
to fuck the two of us.

2122
01:28:39,277 --> 01:28:40,987
It just wasn't the right night.

2123
01:28:41,112 --> 01:28:42,698
But what I don't understand is

2124
01:28:42,864 --> 01:28:45,158
how you can even have sex
with each other,

2125
01:28:45,241 --> 01:28:47,953
'cause you are so mean
to each other.

2126
01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:57,378
Because you... you do have sex
with each other, right?

2127
01:29:02,467 --> 01:29:04,553
When was the last time
you two had sex?

2128
01:29:06,847 --> 01:29:08,139
A year ago.

2129
01:29:10,767 --> 01:29:12,686
Oh, sorry.
I thought you said a year.

2130
01:29:14,145 --> 01:29:16,356
You did say a year?
A year?

2131
01:29:16,481 --> 01:29:18,066
A year ago?

2132
01:29:18,734 --> 01:29:22,946
Oh, my God! No wonder
why you are so awkward...

2133
01:29:23,864 --> 01:29:26,908
...and horny and weird.

2134
01:29:26,992 --> 01:29:29,494
Do you know
why you don't have sex?

2135
01:29:29,620 --> 01:29:31,496
- Because she won't fuck me.
- Well, because of him.

2136
01:29:31,622 --> 01:29:32,623
It's your fault.

2137
01:29:32,706 --> 01:29:33,707
- What?
- It's your fault.

2138
01:29:33,874 --> 01:29:35,333
- It's not my fault.
- Of course it's your fault!

2139
01:29:35,416 --> 01:29:37,418
We don't have sex 'cause
she won't have sex with me.

2140
01:29:37,503 --> 01:29:39,295
- That's why!
- "Won't have sex with you"?

2141
01:29:39,420 --> 01:29:40,589
You don't try!

2142
01:29:40,714 --> 01:29:42,298
I stopped trying
because how many times can I try

2143
01:29:42,423 --> 01:29:43,509
before I'm just
torturing myself?

2144
01:29:43,634 --> 01:29:45,093
- Oh, uh...
- It's humiliating.

2145
01:29:45,218 --> 01:29:46,427
I'm being humiliated.

2146
01:29:46,595 --> 01:29:48,639
Am I not worth just a little bit
more effort than that?

2147
01:29:48,722 --> 01:29:50,516
Could you maybe be trying
a little bit harder?

2148
01:29:50,641 --> 01:29:52,643
How much effort do I need to put
into having sex

2149
01:29:52,809 --> 01:29:55,896
with a woman who's supposed
to want to have sex with me?

2150
01:29:56,021 --> 01:29:58,148
Why should that
take so much effort?

2151
01:29:58,314 --> 01:30:00,651
You're supposed
to be attracted to me.

2152
01:30:00,817 --> 01:30:02,653
You're my wife!
What are talking about?

2153
01:30:02,819 --> 01:30:05,614
You know what? You don't want
to do anything, OK?

2154
01:30:05,739 --> 01:30:07,574
So, that's where I'm starting.
OK?

2155
01:30:07,699 --> 01:30:09,200
It's not very attractive

2156
01:30:09,284 --> 01:30:11,202
to be with someone
who's just fucking miserable.

2157
01:30:11,286 --> 01:30:12,871
So, because you're miserable,
then I'm miserable.

2158
01:30:12,996 --> 01:30:13,997
You're miserable, too.

2159
01:30:14,164 --> 01:30:15,707
So, congratulations.
I guess we're both miserable.

2160
01:30:15,874 --> 01:30:17,000
We're even, OK?

2161
01:30:17,167 --> 01:30:18,710
You've nothing
to be upset about.

2162
01:30:18,794 --> 01:30:21,588
Angela,
would you fuck yourself?

2163
01:30:22,297 --> 01:30:23,590
What?

2164
01:30:23,715 --> 01:30:25,592
Would you have sex
with yourself?

2165
01:30:28,804 --> 01:30:31,598
Hmm! Would you...
fuck yourself?

2166
01:30:31,723 --> 01:30:33,433
All I do is fuck myself.

2167
01:30:34,100 --> 01:30:37,896
I'm the only person
who fucks me currently. So, yes.

2168
01:30:41,024 --> 01:30:45,111
Do you even remember a time
when you were not miserable?

2169
01:30:45,236 --> 01:30:47,238
What's the difference?

2170
01:30:48,239 --> 01:30:50,075
Yeah, I do.

2171
01:30:54,287 --> 01:30:56,873
How did you two meet?

2172
01:30:57,583 --> 01:30:59,585
Who cares?

2173
01:30:59,668 --> 01:31:02,170
Who cares at this point?

2174
01:31:02,295 --> 01:31:04,590
- I'll tell you.
- Great.

2175
01:31:04,756 --> 01:31:06,299
Um...

2176
01:31:09,010 --> 01:31:13,264
I was on a very bad date...

2177
01:31:14,265 --> 01:31:19,312
...at this dive bar where Joe
was playing with his band,

2178
01:31:19,479 --> 01:31:24,776
and he was flirting with me
the entire show from the stage,

2179
01:31:24,901 --> 01:31:25,902
making me laugh.

2180
01:31:27,403 --> 01:31:29,698
And so I made my date
drop me off,

2181
01:31:29,823 --> 01:31:31,449
and I sprinted back to the bar,

2182
01:31:31,575 --> 01:31:33,118
so I could see
if I could catch Joe,

2183
01:31:33,243 --> 01:31:34,745
and I... I did.

2184
01:31:34,870 --> 01:31:36,872
But I don't think
you ever realized

2185
01:31:36,955 --> 01:31:40,959
that I ran eleven blocks
that night.

2186
01:31:41,126 --> 01:31:42,836
Did you know that?

2187
01:31:44,254 --> 01:31:46,172
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah.

2188
01:31:46,339 --> 01:31:49,968
I thought you were just
a bizarrely sweaty person.

2189
01:31:50,135 --> 01:31:53,972
Maybe you had eaten
some bad shrimp or something.

2190
01:31:59,603 --> 01:32:02,188
And we had sex all the time.
We had...

2191
01:32:02,355 --> 01:32:04,983
We actually had great sex.
It was great. It was really fun.

2192
01:32:05,776 --> 01:32:07,986
We were best friends.

2193
01:32:10,113 --> 01:32:12,115
That is true.

2194
01:32:13,950 --> 01:32:16,828
And then you just decided
to be miserable.

2195
01:32:19,455 --> 01:32:21,332
Are you kidding me right now?

2196
01:32:22,250 --> 01:32:23,669
Are you fucking for real?

2197
01:32:24,545 --> 01:32:27,130
I "decided to become miserable"?

2198
01:32:29,215 --> 01:32:33,720
Do you actually not understand
how I feel... at all?

2199
01:32:33,845 --> 01:32:35,556
You don't get it?

2200
01:32:37,348 --> 01:32:38,850
I'm a failure, Angela.

2201
01:32:38,975 --> 01:32:42,729
I live in my parents'
apartment...

2202
01:32:43,647 --> 01:32:46,942
...which is humiliating.
I teach at a bad school.

2203
01:32:47,568 --> 01:32:49,277
Teach a bunch of kids
to play the oboe

2204
01:32:49,444 --> 01:32:51,446
who don't give a fuck
about it at all.

2205
01:32:51,572 --> 01:32:54,783
And nothing is gonna change
anytime soon.

2206
01:32:54,908 --> 01:32:57,536
So, this is my life.
So, I'm miserable. Yes.

2207
01:32:57,703 --> 01:32:59,204
Why can't you just let me
be miserable?

2208
01:32:59,329 --> 01:33:02,791
Why can't you just accept
that I am not happy

2209
01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:04,710
and just let me be not happy?

2210
01:33:06,419 --> 01:33:10,549
I'm sorry that your band
didn't work out, Joe.

2211
01:33:10,632 --> 01:33:11,800
I'm really sorry.

2212
01:33:11,925 --> 01:33:14,553
You still teach music
every single day.

2213
01:33:14,636 --> 01:33:16,555
You get to live
in a beautiful home.

2214
01:33:16,722 --> 01:33:19,850
You have a kid
who fucking worships you.

2215
01:33:20,016 --> 01:33:23,562
You have a life that I think
many people would kill for,

2216
01:33:23,729 --> 01:33:25,647
but you've just decided
to make the choice

2217
01:33:25,814 --> 01:33:28,441
to not get over your bullshit
and to just be miserable.

2218
01:33:28,567 --> 01:33:31,862
You won't even fucking touch
the piano that you used to love,

2219
01:33:31,945 --> 01:33:33,572
and we all have to tiptoe
around you.

2220
01:33:33,739 --> 01:33:35,824
You're just like a sad,
wounded puppy.

2221
01:33:35,907 --> 01:33:38,827
- You guys want some Rooibos?
- Oh, fuck off, Hawk!

2222
01:33:38,910 --> 01:33:41,496
- Fuck off!
- Sorry. Sorry.

2223
01:33:41,622 --> 01:33:43,790
I am the one
who gave everything up.

2224
01:33:43,915 --> 01:33:45,501
You did that.
There's one reason

2225
01:33:45,626 --> 01:33:47,418
that you're not doing
what you are not doing,

2226
01:33:47,503 --> 01:33:50,213
and that is because
you are not doing it. You quit.

2227
01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:51,590
You gave up.

2228
01:33:51,715 --> 01:33:53,634
Can I ask you a question?
For real?

2229
01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:54,885
What do you do all day?

2230
01:33:55,385 --> 01:33:57,387
Maggie goes to school.
I go to work.

2231
01:33:57,513 --> 01:34:01,141
You go fucking insane
in this apartment.

2232
01:34:01,224 --> 01:34:02,809
I don't know what the fuck
you're doing.

2233
01:34:02,934 --> 01:34:06,021
You're buying fucking lamps
and pillows and shit.

2234
01:34:06,146 --> 01:34:07,939
And then you try

2235
01:34:08,023 --> 01:34:11,109
to just fucking control
every aspect of my life

2236
01:34:11,234 --> 01:34:13,654
when I get home at the end
of every fucking day. It's...

2237
01:34:13,820 --> 01:34:15,446
What are you doing here?

2238
01:34:15,614 --> 01:34:17,407
- Fuck you, Joe!
- What are you fucking doing?

2239
01:34:17,533 --> 01:34:19,492
- Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me.
- Yeah.

2240
01:34:19,576 --> 01:34:21,703
Fuck you! And I am not trying
to control you.

2241
01:34:21,870 --> 01:34:24,289
- I am not controlling. No!
- You don't let me do anything.

2242
01:34:24,414 --> 01:34:25,916
You don't let me get
a fucking cat.

2243
01:34:25,999 --> 01:34:27,417
- I don't like cats.
- There you go.

2244
01:34:27,501 --> 01:34:29,586
- They're fucking mean!
- Congratulations.

2245
01:34:29,711 --> 01:34:31,421
I wanted one fucking thing.

2246
01:34:31,505 --> 01:34:33,715
Do you see
how you talk to each other?

2247
01:34:33,799 --> 01:34:38,094
Do you see how you keep blaming
each other for your unhappiness?

2248
01:34:43,474 --> 01:34:45,393
You made these choices.

2249
01:34:45,519 --> 01:34:47,521
They're your choices.

2250
01:34:49,606 --> 01:34:51,399
So much resentment.

2251
01:34:52,233 --> 01:34:54,319
So much.

2252
01:34:54,820 --> 01:34:56,321
Why are you in this marriage?

2253
01:34:56,446 --> 01:34:57,823
We have a daughter.

2254
01:34:57,948 --> 01:34:59,449
- Maggie.
- Great.

2255
01:34:59,533 --> 01:35:04,287
That's gonna be really,
really great for her, um...

2256
01:35:04,955 --> 01:35:06,790
'Cause you think
she doesn't notice, right?

2257
01:35:06,957 --> 01:35:09,042
She doesn't feel this.

2258
01:35:10,544 --> 01:35:12,671
You prefer that she grows up

2259
01:35:12,796 --> 01:35:16,883
marinating in this
horrible anxiety every day.

2260
01:35:17,884 --> 01:35:20,554
What's better - to have
happy parents who are separate

2261
01:35:20,679 --> 01:35:22,556
or to have
very miserable parents

2262
01:35:22,681 --> 01:35:24,558
that stay together
for their children?

2263
01:35:32,273 --> 01:35:35,694
I think we only get
a few chances

2264
01:35:35,819 --> 01:35:38,404
for meaningful
relationships in life.

2265
01:35:39,823 --> 01:35:43,076
Usually,
we move to different people.

2266
01:35:44,369 --> 01:35:47,623
Sometimes,
we can have a new relationship

2267
01:35:47,748 --> 01:35:49,666
with the same person.

2268
01:35:52,252 --> 01:35:54,045
It's up to you.

2269
01:35:56,172 --> 01:35:57,841
But I think this relationship...

2270
01:35:59,259 --> 01:36:00,594
...is over.

2271
01:36:08,351 --> 01:36:09,978
Yeah.

2272
01:36:16,151 --> 01:36:17,778
Yeah.

2273
01:36:19,988 --> 01:36:22,073
But I'm not
your therapist, so...

2274
01:36:22,198 --> 01:36:24,242
I think I'm talking too much.

2275
01:36:26,953 --> 01:36:28,705
Hawk?

2276
01:36:33,752 --> 01:36:35,546
Gosh, you guys. I...

2277
01:36:36,963 --> 01:36:39,841
We really just wanted to see
the apartment, you know, and...

2278
01:36:40,759 --> 01:36:42,052
...maybe fuck a little.

2279
01:36:44,638 --> 01:36:46,472
Sorry to let you down.

2280
01:36:47,473 --> 01:36:48,767
Maybe next time.

2281
01:36:49,475 --> 01:36:51,645
Can I have my casserole back,
please?

2282
01:36:51,770 --> 01:36:53,438
Yeah.
Here, I'm gonna...

2283
01:36:53,564 --> 01:36:55,649
Let me rinse it out for you.

2284
01:37:38,650 --> 01:37:40,527
Did they leave?

2285
01:37:49,202 --> 01:37:50,912
Weird.

2286
01:37:56,793 --> 01:37:59,212
I'm gonna clean up tomorrow.

2287
01:37:59,379 --> 01:38:00,922
OK.

2288
01:38:07,345 --> 01:38:10,932
We have that place in Tahoe
in August.

2289
01:38:11,099 --> 01:38:13,018
Maggie loves it up there.
I don't know what...

2290
01:38:14,102 --> 01:38:15,812
...to do about that.

2291
01:38:17,814 --> 01:38:19,525
I guess we'll figure it out.

2292
01:38:20,526 --> 01:38:22,027
Yeah.

2293
01:38:24,445 --> 01:38:25,739
How's your back?

2294
01:38:26,657 --> 01:38:28,074
It's better, actually.

2295
01:38:30,076 --> 01:38:31,703
I'm glad.

2296
01:38:36,416 --> 01:38:38,168
I'm so tired.

2297
01:38:39,377 --> 01:38:40,796
Me too.

2298
01:38:45,509 --> 01:38:47,218
I'm gonna go to bed.

2299
01:38:49,513 --> 01:38:51,097
Um...

2300
01:39:05,821 --> 01:39:08,114
Should I sleep in my office,
I guess?

2301
01:39:11,159 --> 01:39:12,869
OK.

2302
01:44:08,832 --> 01:44:11,376
♪ I'll light the fire

2303
01:44:12,377 --> 01:44:16,590
♪ You place the flowers
in the vase

2304
01:44:16,673 --> 01:44:20,969
♪ That you bought today

2305
01:44:22,721 --> 01:44:25,557
♪ Staring at the fire

2306
01:44:25,641 --> 01:44:32,648
♪ For hours and hours
while I listen to you

2307
01:44:33,356 --> 01:44:40,363
♪ Play your love songs
all night long for me

2308
01:44:43,199 --> 01:44:49,581
♪ Only for me

2309
01:44:49,665 --> 01:44:52,250
♪ Come to me now

2310
01:44:52,333 --> 01:44:55,879
♪ And rest your head
for just five minutes

2311
01:44:55,962 --> 01:45:01,342
♪ Everything is done... ♪

2312
01:45:03,595 --> 01:45:05,138
♪ Such a cozy room

2313
01:45:05,221 --> 01:45:08,684
♪ The windows are illuminated

2314
01:45:08,767 --> 01:45:14,981
♪ By the evening sunshine
through them

2315
01:45:15,065 --> 01:45:21,279
♪ Fiery gems for you

2316
01:45:21,362 --> 01:45:27,536
♪ Only for you

2317
01:45:27,619 --> 01:45:30,205
♪ Our house

2318
01:45:30,288 --> 01:45:33,208
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house

2319
01:45:33,291 --> 01:45:36,252
♪ With two cats in the yard

2320
01:45:36,336 --> 01:45:39,255
♪ Life used to be so hard

2321
01:45:39,339 --> 01:45:45,846
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you

2322
01:45:45,929 --> 01:45:48,932
♪ And our

2323
01:45:49,015 --> 01:45:55,689
♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la

2324
01:45:55,772 --> 01:45:58,066
♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la

2325
01:45:58,149 --> 01:46:02,487
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la

2326
01:46:02,571 --> 01:46:05,490
♪ La-la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la

2327
01:46:05,574 --> 01:46:07,826
♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la

2328
01:46:07,909 --> 01:46:10,036
♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la

2329
01:46:10,120 --> 01:46:12,539
♪ Our house

2330
01:46:12,623 --> 01:46:15,542
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house

2331
01:46:15,626 --> 01:46:18,545
♪ With two cats in the yard

2332
01:46:18,629 --> 01:46:21,632
♪ Life used to be so hard

2333
01:46:21,715 --> 01:46:28,138
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you

2334
01:46:28,221 --> 01:46:31,349
♪ And our

2335
01:46:31,432 --> 01:46:34,144
♪ I'll light the fire

2336
01:46:34,227 --> 01:46:38,732
♪ And you place the flowers
in the vase

2337
01:46:38,815 --> 01:46:43,862
♪ That you bought today ♪