1
00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:44,056
Okay, time to eat. Let's
see... Open the app.

2
00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,482
{\an8}I'm gonna get a double
pepperoni pizza,

3
00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:51,152
{\an8}order of breadsticks,

4
00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:54,906
{\an8}and, well, lasagna. Yeah.

5
00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:59,244
{\an8}New item alert? Jalapeño
breadstick quick bites.

6
00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,205
{\an8}It might be nice to have
something in the salad family.

7
00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,374
{\an8}And do I want dessert?

8
00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:09,213
{\an8}I'm gonna be naughty,
butterscotch budino.

9
00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:11,006
{\an8}Okay, I'm gonna have five.

10
00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,550
Delivery?

11
00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,137
Goes without
saying. Now, please.

12
00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,140
{\an8}All right, that ought to
hold me 'til breakfast.

13
00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,893
{\an8}Hey! Wait, are you guys
early or am I late?

14
00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:27,731
No matter. I have got a
real treat for you today.

15
00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,609
No, not a treat for you.

16
00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:34,738
Okay.

17
00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,784
Anyway, about that treat.

18
00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:42,328
Can I just say, you will
not be disappointed?

19
00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:46,666
It's a story about me that
no one's ever heard before,

20
00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,378
featuring someone in my
life you've never met.

21
00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:53,507
I don't know about you,
but color me intrigued.

22
00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,303
Yeah, drone delivery.

23
00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,013
Welcome to the future.

24
00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,473
You know, to really
understand everything,

25
00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,018
I'm gonna have to take you
back to where it all began.

26
00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,083
Don't want anything to take away
from the flavor of the cheese.

27
00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:17,614
And like every great
story, it all started...

28
00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,747
on a dark and stormy night.

29
00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:36,216
Wait here, Junior.
I'll be right back.

30
00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:57,255
<i>Moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie</i>

31
00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,340
<i>That's amore</i>

32
00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:03,970
<i>- That's amore - When
the world seems to shine</i>

33
00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:08,474
<i>Like you've had too
much wine That's amore</i>

34
00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,685
<i>That's amore</i>

35
00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:12,937
<i>- Bells will ring -
Ting-a-ling-a-ling</i>

36
00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:16,482
<i>- Ting-a-ling-a-ling - And
you'll sing "vita bella"</i>

37
00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,360
<i>Vita bella, vita bella</i>

38
00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,404
- Open wide, Jake.
<i>- Hearts will play</i>

39
00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:26,659
<i>Tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella</i>

40
00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,203
<i>Lucky fella</i>

41
00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:34,375
<i>When the stars make you drool</i>

42
00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:38,546
<i>Just like pasta
fasul That's amore</i>

43
00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:41,507
Hi there, little buddy! Hi!

44
00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:45,469
<i>When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet</i>

45
00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:49,391
<i>- You're in love</i>
- I'm so full.

46
00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:54,521
<i>When you walk in a dream</i>

47
00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,815
<i>But you know...</i>

48
00:05:57,816 --> 00:06:03,280
- You hungry, little guy?
<i>- You're not dreaming, signore</i>

49
00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:08,117
- You want a little more?
<i>- Scusami, but you see</i>

50
00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,786
<i>- Back in old Napoli</i> - You
are a hungry little guy.

51
00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:15,249
<i>- That's amore</i> - That
was a quick dinner,

52
00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,334
Signore Jon.

53
00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:20,464
You must have been very hungry.
Can I bring you anything else?

54
00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,799
{\an8}Yes.

55
00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,509
Thank you very much.

56
00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,594
{\an8}Some... lasagna?

57
00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,305
{\an8}- Si, lasagna for one.
- Yeah.

58
00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,224
{\an8}You know what, no.

59
00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,892
- Make it family-style.
- Very good.

60
00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,686
- To go, please, Vito.
- Okay, everybody!

61
00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:38,272
- What? Where'd he go?
- You all know this one!

62
00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,398
Hey!

63
00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,068
Stand up and sing. Join with us!

64
00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:46,447
No! Hey! Oh, no, I'm dancing.

65
00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:50,661
Excuse me, pardon me. I hate
this. What? Hey! Oh, no.

66
00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,581
Hey!

67
00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:08,428
- Hey!
- Jon! Takeout for Jon!

68
00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,557
- Hey!
- Your takeout is ready,

69
00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,016
- Signore Jon.
- Yes.

70
00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,812
One famiglia style
lasagna, to go.

71
00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,314
- You eat alone too much, Jon.
- Yeah.

72
00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:21,899
You should get on
the dating apps.

73
00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,442
- There's Bumble, Tinder...
- I'm good, thanks.

74
00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,652
Gluten-Free Singles...

75
00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,571
- Hot Sauce Passions.
- No, I could never...

76
00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,906
And you should spend serious
money on premium memberships.

77
00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:29,992
Bye!

78
00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,163
Hey!

79
00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,748
Well, that was an
interesting dinner...

80
00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:38,834
that you had.

81
00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:44,381
Well, I guess... this
is where we say goodbye.

82
00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,510
You're really cute

83
00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:52,055
but I can't have
pets in my apartment.

84
00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:58,723
So, I'll see you
around. Okay? Go on.

85
00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:04,693
No. No, don't cry, don't cry.

86
00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:11,033
No, no, no! No. Oh, no. Oh, no.

87
00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,952
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

88
00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,794
You don't have a home, do you?

89
00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:37,016
<i>Scusami, but you see
Back in old Napoli</i>

90
00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:41,604
<i>- That's amore - Amore</i>

91
00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:46,026
<i>That's amore</i>

92
00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,656
And that's how I adopted Jon.

93
00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,040
<i>So, I moved Jon out
of his apartment...</i>

94
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,211
<i>to this nice little two-bed,
two-bath in the suburbs.</i>

95
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,547
<i>As soon as he understood
the ground rules,</i>

96
00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:10,300
<i>well, let's just say...
we were living the dream.</i>

97
00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,140
<i>And once we were settled in,
I even let Jon get a pet.</i>

98
00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:34,031
<i>Odie became my
most trusted ally.</i>

99
00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,741
<i>He was kind, gentle...</i>

100
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:39,246
<i>and most importantly,
my unpaid intern.</i>

101
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,058
<i>Yeah, as you can see,</i>

102
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,645
<i>life here is pretty
near perfect.</i>

103
00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:05,939
Well, yeah, except for...

104
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:08,984
Time to go to the vet!

105
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,237
We're gonna need the big scale!

106
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:16,033
Does she need to announce
it to the whole office?

107
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,503
No! Please, no! It's so
hot, it's really hurting!

108
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:37,221
And that's why we should
go from Sunday to Tuesday.

109
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,015
Okay. Where were we?

110
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,270
Wakey, wakey, eggs and
bakey. Good morning!

111
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,796
What? Where'd you
get that chair?

112
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,348
<i>I think I was meant
to be here tonight</i>

113
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,850
<i>because I was meant to meet you.</i>

114
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,227
<i>- I think we were meant to be.
- That's what I meant to say.</i>

115
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:27,604
<i>You had me at the word, "meant."</i>

116
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,069
<i>We're gonna ride like the wind!</i>

117
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,573
<i>Faster! Harder! More insane!</i>

118
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:43,661
Odie?

119
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,162
Yeah, can you put
this back to normal?

120
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,581
There you go, just
let the pepperoni's

121
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,041
healing powers work its magic.

122
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,026
You saw nothing.

123
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:27,164
<i>Up until that moment, my
life was a perfect soufflé.</i>

124
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,793
<i>Little did I know it was
all about to collapse.</i>

125
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:37,381
<i>Imagine yourself drifting away</i>

126
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,801
<i>on a sea of tranquility.</i>

127
00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:43,054
<i>There are no pets to bother you,</i>

128
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:46,724
<i>distract you or max
out your credit card</i>

129
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:50,938
<i>by excessively placing
online food orders.</i>

130
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,949
Yeah... Sorry...
What? Who said that?

131
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:06,036
Odie, Odie? Odie!

132
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,372
It's time for our
midnight snack.

133
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,921
Thank you, good sir,

134
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,632
your kindness will be rewarded.

135
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:28,182
What are we feeling
like today? French?

136
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:34,183
Italian? Chinese?
Cupcakes? Chinese it is.

137
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,858
Odie, shape everything
from the bottom two shelves

138
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:37,985
into a dumpling.

139
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:09,391
- Late night snackin'.
- Not good for digestion!

140
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,437
Odie, I'm dreamin' again.
Slap me across the face.

141
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,399
Nope. Still dreamin'.

142
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,943
I must be really
deep in this one.

143
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,620
{\an8}What do you guys...
You want money?

144
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,748
{\an8}I don't have any money, okay?
Who carries cash anymore?

145
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:36,667
I've got Jon's credit
card number memorized...

146
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:40,630
Five-5-5-2-3-8-5-7-5-5-2-1.
Did you write that down?

147
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:46,553
- Expiration code is 5-5-5.
- The cat is out of the bag!

148
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,936
I really hope this
kidnapping plan works

149
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,605
or she'll put us down...

150
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,942
with her insults and
cutting observations.

151
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,985
I think this is a case
of mistaken identity.

152
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,445
You must be looking for another

153
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,281
gorgeous, lovable
kitty cat, right?

154
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,492
Hey, hey, hey! Hey,
where're you going?

155
00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:10,994
No, no, come back, come back!

156
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,419
Odie? I'll handle this.
All right, you guys.

157
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,839
I'm giving you to
the count of three

158
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,008
to get back here
and let us down.

159
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,887
One, two, three!

160
00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:32,139
Four, five...

161
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,475
I am not kidding here!

162
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:41,441
Three hundred and
eight, 309, 300...

163
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:46,780
Yeah, they're not
comin'. It's over.

164
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,621
Am I dead?

165
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,709
Are you an angel?

166
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:07,634
Please, take me.

167
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,220
I am ready to go to that...

168
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,307
to that all-you-can-eat
buffet in the sky.

169
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,352
What? Listen, I'm
going to swing you out,

170
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:21,147
cut your ropes and drop you
safely to that landing below.

171
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,232
Wait, what? That
seems a tad risky.

172
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,692
Is there another plan
that doesn't involve

173
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,485
cutting a rope over
a 40-foot drop?

174
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,031
No time. We gotta get outta
here before they come back.

175
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,878
We need to go. Come on, Junior!

176
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,673
Wait here, Junior.
I'll be right back.

177
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,594
<i>I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.</i>

178
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:59,061
- You!
- Hey! Junior.

179
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:04,482
"Who is he?" This
is Vic. My "father."

180
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,733
Look, Junior, I know
how you might be upset.

181
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,693
Upset? Why would I be upset?

182
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,364
You only abandoned me
in an alley as a kitten.

183
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,450
I'm probably just overreacting!

184
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,004
Oh, no, not her.

185
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:30,258
Okay, follow me,
Junior. No, no, no.

186
00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:31,843
You lost the privilege
of telling me

187
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,636
what to do a long time ago.

188
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:37,140
- Hello, Vic.
- Dang it!

189
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:42,312
Scare cam! You should've
seen your faces!

190
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,651
Okay, boys, show me!

191
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,694
<i>Hello, Vic.</i>

192
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:50,946
<i>Dang...</i>

193
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,159
Post that ASAP!

194
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:05,752
What? Hey, Jinx! I
haven't seen you since...

195
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:10,215
Well, no hard feelings
though, right?

196
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,677
I don't think so.

197
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,097
I'm a hugger!

198
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,223
Part of me wants
to be mad at her

199
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,350
for kidnapping us, but
you gotta love her energy.

200
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,228
Where are my manners?

201
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,814
Chop-chop, gentlemen!
Look alive!

202
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,163
Perfection.

203
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,332
You know, I was so delighted

204
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,502
that you accepted my
invitation here tonight.

205
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:49,045
Well, throwing us
in a burlap sack

206
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,213
wasn't exactly an Evite.

207
00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:53,966
Vic, you're so quiet.
Are you feline sad?

208
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,595
Cat got your tongue? Would
you prefer a mew-mosa?

209
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,305
Excuse me, how do you
two know each other?

210
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,391
- Let me handle this, Junior.
- Don't "Junior" me.

211
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,853
You may call me Garfield,
Mr. Garfield, or G-Money.

212
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,188
Okay, whatever, no G-Money.

213
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,107
Anyway, can somebody please
tell me what is going on?

214
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,151
We really don't
need to get into...

215
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,403
I'll take this one.

216
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:19,868
What?

217
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:23,371
I'm from a small
town outside London

218
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:25,040
that you've probably
never heard of.

219
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:29,710
I scratched and clawed my
way through hard times...

220
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,923
to come here with one dream.

221
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,477
<i>I wanted to be seen.</i>

222
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,314
<i>I wanted to matter.</i>

223
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,902
<i>But I was a failure.</i>

224
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,280
The winner!

225
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:04,872
<i>And then I met Vic and his crew.</i>

226
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,501
<i>They were outcasts,
losers, thugs.</i>

227
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:12,963
<i>We didn't have much,
but we had each other.</i>

228
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:15,924
<i>We became a real family.</i>

229
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,552
Vic and family? I know
where this is goin'.

230
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:20,636
Excuse me,

231
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:23,264
<i>garçon,</i> when might
we expect appetizers?

232
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,351
- Perhaps an amuse-bouche?
- And then one night...

233
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,312
<i>We were about to make
our biggest score.</i>

234
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:32,858
<i>Enough milk to
last us for weeks.</i>

235
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,488
Vic!

236
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,492
Vic!

237
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,954
Jinx, I tried to
come back for you.

238
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,372
You have to know that.

239
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,876
- Yes, you get an "A" for effort.
- So, what happened next?

240
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:55,379
Imagine Alcatraz...
but smellier.

241
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:58,633
<i>It was cold. And lonely.</i>

242
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:02,971
<i>And stinky. So very stinky. I
can't overstate that enough.</i>

243
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,518
<i>But it gave me purpose.
I needed to get out.</i>

244
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:09,728
<i>I just needed help.</i>

245
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:26,077
So, your purpose
was to escape jail

246
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,703
and get involved with charities?

247
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,581
No. My purpose was...

248
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:31,792
revenge.

249
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:34,710
I see, I went the
other way with it.

250
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,629
I'm kidding.

251
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,840
Another cat would
be bent on revenge,

252
00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:41,509
but I'm... How
would you put it?

253
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:42,927
Evolved, compassionate,

254
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:46,265
- and incredibly self-actualized.
- Bingo!

255
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,891
I had such trouble finding him

256
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:51,102
and when I discovered
you were his son,

257
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:54,146
I had no choice but to
kidnap you to lure him here.

258
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,148
No, listen, I totally get it.

259
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,735
It's all part of bein'
associated with Vic.

260
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:02,822
So, what do you need from
him to make this right?

261
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,365
I simply want him to pay back

262
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,075
the quart of milk
I lost that night

263
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:08,077
- and we'll call it even.
- I can do that.

264
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:09,287
What he can't do
is raise a child.

265
00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:10,788
- Just one quart.
- Just one quart.

266
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:11,914
- Done.
- Done.

267
00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:13,416
For every day I
was in the pound.

268
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,668
- What now?
- Nice twist. Well played.

269
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,211
How long were you
in the pound again?

270
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,338
Four years, seven
months and two days.

271
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,423
That long?

272
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,883
All right, I'm gonna
do the math here

273
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:24,844
in my brain. The way
you do that is...

274
00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:28,306
Odie? 1,675 quarts of milk.

275
00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:30,308
Exactly right, Odie.
We both came up with it

276
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,392
at the exact same time.

277
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,145
Where am I gonna
find that much milk?

278
00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:36,189
Well, I suggest you
go back to the place

279
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,732
you double-crossed me.

280
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:42,070
- Lactose Farms.
- Wow. Well, good luck, Vic!

281
00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:45,198
I'll leave you two to
work out the fine print.

282
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:47,284
We'll just see
ourselves out. Odie?

283
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,995
No. You're all going to do this.

284
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:52,413
What? Wait, why me?

285
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,207
He's the one who abandoned you.

286
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,667
Yes, but this is more
than a one-cat job.

287
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,211
Yeah, but I'm sure
Vic has a whole crew

288
00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:00,213
of low-life cat
burglars he could ask.

289
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:01,756
I'm sure he does.

290
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,382
But if I'm being
completely honest,

291
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,092
seeing how miserable
you make one another

292
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:07,261
brings me endless satisfaction.

293
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,388
Well, thank you
for your honesty.

294
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,766
And if I don't go?

295
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:15,019
You can stay and have a
playdate with Roland and Nolan.

296
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:18,023
Okay, boys... go play!

297
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:28,574
Ma'am, I think this
is an opportunity

298
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,535
to take a deep,
cleansing breath...

299
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:33,705
and repeat your anger
management mantra.

300
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:40,712
Anyone else have any objections?

301
00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:44,048
Nope, I'm good. Thanks
for the opportunity.

302
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:48,262
Excellent! Now, you
boys have 72 hours.

303
00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:53,725
Or else...

304
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,186
I can't believe
this is happening!

305
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,146
I don't see you for
years and when I do,

306
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,565
you pull me into
a life of crime!

307
00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,567
I had this reunion playing
differently in my head too.

308
00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:03,943
Well, that's the
difference between us,

309
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,153
because I never wanted
to see you again!

310
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:07,864
Now, I totally
understand your anger.

311
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:09,824
But if you give me
a chance to explain

312
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:11,492
you'll see I'm not the
bad guy you think I am.

313
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:14,453
A good guy doesn't leave
his kid in an alley!

314
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,205
- It wasn't like that.
- It was exactly like that!

315
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:17,707
No, it wasn't.

316
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,125
- Let me tell you what, Junior...
- No, no!

317
00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:21,502
I don't wanna hear it!
This whole thing with Jinx?

318
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,756
This is your mess, not
mine. Come on, Odie.

319
00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:27,676
Can't let you do that.

320
00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:30,928
We'll be watching you.

321
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,181
Like a hawk.

322
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:43,608
Is today a Monday?

323
00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,234
Because it feels an
awful lot like a Monday.

324
00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:46,319
It's Thursday.

325
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,780
- Not to me, it's not!
- Look, I know this isn't ideal,

326
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:52,825
but we have to do this.
So, let's just try and make

327
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:55,745
- the best of our time together.
- Our time together?

328
00:24:55,746 --> 00:24:57,997
What are you talkin' about?
Once we get this milk,

329
00:24:57,998 --> 00:25:00,374
I want you out of
my life. Forever!

330
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,168
All right, just relax.

331
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:03,711
Lactose Farms ain't nothing

332
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:05,546
but a sleepy little
mom-and-pop dairy.

333
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:07,173
This will be a
quick grab and go.

334
00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:08,694
You'll be back home
before you know it.

335
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:13,346
So, how do we even
get to Lactose Farms?

336
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,764
It's way out in the country.

337
00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:15,974
You ever jumped a train?

338
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,351
I've never jumped.

339
00:25:18,352 --> 00:25:21,521
Look, if jumpin' a train
is too hard, just say it.

340
00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:23,649
- How hard could it be?
- Exactly!

341
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:27,069
This is gonna be fun.

342
00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:30,905
Garfield?

343
00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:32,991
Odie? Hello?

344
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:37,119
Garfield, how many
times have I told you

345
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,414
to close the
refrigerator door? Ga...

346
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:42,501
Wait, there's food on the floor.

347
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:47,422
He's never left food
on the floor. Garfield?

348
00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:53,135
Garfield? Garfield? Garfield?

349
00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:56,348
Garfield? Garfield? Garfield?

350
00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:03,646
Our best shot at jumping
on the train is here.

351
00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:05,439
Hold on a sec. I'm just
taking in the wind speed,

352
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,359
the direction of the
sun, and various angles.

353
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,528
Yes, I say we jump the
train from right here.

354
00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:11,779
Didn't I just say that?

355
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,239
I've seen it on television
a million times.

356
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,658
- We'll need a 100 feet of rope.
- Uh-huh, rope. Yeah, okay.

357
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:16,784
- Great idea.
- Yep.

358
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:18,035
We'll throw the rope
over that branch

359
00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,495
- right there.
- Over the branch. Got it.

360
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:23,040
Can you follow me? All right.
And then timing it just right,

361
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,501
we swing over as
the train passes by

362
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:27,670
and land on top of the car.

363
00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:29,923
- Boom!
- Or, we can do this!

364
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,302
Odie, jump, boy!

365
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,107
Part of me wants to help him.

366
00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:50,444
No. This is how he learns.

367
00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:01,037
I don't know, it's
kind of pricey.

368
00:27:01,038 --> 00:27:02,122
How does it handle?

369
00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:04,875
I'll take it!

370
00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:19,848
See? I told you this
was gonna be fun.

371
00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:23,227
{\an8}You and I have different
definitions of fun.

372
00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:28,272
<i>- Hello?</i>
- Finally! Hello!

373
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:30,066
<i>You've reached Find My Pet.</i>

374
00:27:30,067 --> 00:27:31,859
<i>If your pet is lost,
we're here to help.</i>

375
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:34,820
Hi, yes! Great, okay. My
orange tabby and my dog

376
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,822
are both missing and
I need your help.

377
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:37,990
<i>Please listen carefully</i>

378
00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:39,242
<i>as our menu options
have changed.</i>

379
00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:40,326
- Okay.
<i>- If you'd like to hear</i>

380
00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:41,410
<i>this call in Spanish...</i>

381
00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:42,495
<i>- oprima número dos.</i>
- What?

382
00:27:42,496 --> 00:27:43,788
<i>For Pig Latin,
ess-pray even-say.</i>

383
00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:44,872
<i>For gibberish...</i>

384
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:47,208
Come on. What do I press
to talk to a real person?

385
00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:49,001
<i>Your call is very
important to us.</i>

386
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:52,839
<i>There are 1,346
people ahead of you.</i>

387
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,926
What? Garfield, where are you?

388
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:03,684
Okay, Vic, you gotta
figure this out.

389
00:28:04,810 --> 00:28:06,602
Jinx can't be trusted

390
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:10,940
and you gotta keep Junior safe!
You just gotta figure out a way

391
00:28:10,941 --> 00:28:16,195
- to get him outta this.
- Tell me, is it a bur? It hurts.

392
00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:18,782
You pulled my hair.

393
00:28:19,658 --> 00:28:21,618
Is it a gnat? Is
it a bug? A bug?

394
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,706
Odie, Odie!

395
00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:29,877
Okay.

396
00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:36,549
You know what, Junior?

397
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:40,136
- This is gonna be good for you.
- What'll be good for me?

398
00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:41,220
What we're doing.

399
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:42,722
We're about to steal
a truck full of milk

400
00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:45,099
from a dairy to pay
back a deranged cat.

401
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:47,768
What part of that is
going to be good for me?

402
00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:50,021
All of it! You
can't even imagine

403
00:28:50,022 --> 00:28:51,689
the life lessons
you're gonna learn.

404
00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,357
Oh, yeah? Name one.

405
00:28:53,358 --> 00:28:55,568
Well, for starters,
you already know

406
00:28:55,569 --> 00:28:57,362
how to get on a moving train.

407
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:03,451
I found it funny.

408
00:29:03,452 --> 00:29:06,162
All I'm sayin' is that
to break into a dairy,

409
00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:07,580
it's going to take
a few skills...

410
00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:09,332
I'm guessing a
rounded, mush-filled,

411
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,293
overly pampered
indoor cat like you...

412
00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:15,004
doesn't have. So, we
need to toughen you up.

413
00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:18,382
Toughen me up? Hey,
I know tough, Vic.

414
00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:20,551
You've obviously never
been in an Olive Garden

415
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:22,387
that's run out of breadsticks.

416
00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:25,640
Anyway, I'm never
gonna need those skills

417
00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:27,558
- you're talking about.
- But you'll have them.

418
00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:29,519
I'm never gonna
break into a dairy

419
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,437
or anything else, ever again.

420
00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,439
You are missing the point.

421
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,857
You're going to
learn to improvise,

422
00:29:34,858 --> 00:29:36,442
think on your
feet, develop moves

423
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,153
that'll come in handy out
there in the real world!

424
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,155
I wouldn't be in
the "real world"

425
00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:42,323
if it wasn't for you!

426
00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:45,159
True. You'd still be hanging
upside down in the mall.

427
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:49,373
- No, I would be asleep at home!
- Missing out on life altogether.

428
00:29:50,332 --> 00:29:53,459
Look, I'm just a dad trying
to teach his son some skills.

429
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:56,462
No, no, no. You can't
make up for five years

430
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,506
- of not being around.
- Yes, I can.

431
00:29:58,507 --> 00:29:59,924
- No, you can't.
- I think I can.

432
00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:01,384
- In fact, you can't.
- Yes, I can!

433
00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:03,971
- You really can't!
- With your attitude, I can.

434
00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:08,016
Okay, whatever, "Dad."
Wow. Great lesson.

435
00:30:08,684 --> 00:30:10,351
I'm done talking to you.

436
00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:11,811
You do not know me,

437
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,646
you don't know the
first thing about me.

438
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:17,734
{\an8}I am not pampered. I'm not
anything you think I am!

439
00:30:24,032 --> 00:30:25,491
Okay. I'm just gonna say

440
00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:28,244
that blanket is
not the best idea.

441
00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:30,539
Fantastic, thank you.
I'll take it from here.

442
00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:35,586
Get them off! Get them off!

443
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:40,465
Get them off me!
What are you doin'?

444
00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:47,555
- What did you do?
- Cedar chips.

445
00:30:47,556 --> 00:30:51,058
Spiders hate 'em. See?
Another life skill learned.

446
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:52,226
I...

447
00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:54,438
I think the words you're
looking for are...

448
00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:56,063
"Thank you, Pops."

449
00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:57,940
No, the word I'm
looking for is...

450
00:30:57,941 --> 00:31:00,360
- Here's our stop!
- Really? Where?

451
00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:07,492
Odie, you think he'd
see that coming.

452
00:31:27,095 --> 00:31:28,263
Cheese!

453
00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:30,891
- Take your picture.
- Yeah!

454
00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:34,644
Yeah!

455
00:31:34,645 --> 00:31:36,563
- Here you go!
- Yay!

456
00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:51,410
Quaint. Just a simple
little "grab and go."

457
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:53,496
Okay. Okay, so they've
done a few upgrades

458
00:31:53,497 --> 00:31:55,790
since I was last here.
Why being so dramatic?

459
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,584
All we have to do is
climb the fence...

460
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,574
Wait. Is that Otto?

461
00:32:29,575 --> 00:32:31,158
- Who?
- Otto!

462
00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:32,493
Of "Otto and Ethel."

463
00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:34,745
No clue who you're
talkin' about.

464
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:37,081
He's one of the mascots
of Lactose Farms.

465
00:32:37,082 --> 00:32:39,001
See? On the side of the barn?

466
00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:42,128
I'll bet he knows how
to get into that place.

467
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,296
Leave him alone.

468
00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:46,424
Seems to be in a period of
meditation... or depression.

469
00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:47,593
Yes, he does.

470
00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:51,262
This calls for tact,
sensitivity, and diplomacy.

471
00:32:51,263 --> 00:32:53,723
Yeah? And where are we
supposed to get that?

472
00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:55,892
I have it. In spades.

473
00:32:55,893 --> 00:32:57,811
Watch! Maybe you'll
learn somethin'.

474
00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:02,733
Excuse me, you're Otto, right?

475
00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:08,654
I'm Garfield.

476
00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:10,239
- A pleasure.
- Go away.

477
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,116
I just wanted to
say I am a huge fan.

478
00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:13,618
I have eaten everything

479
00:33:13,619 --> 00:33:15,036
that has a picture
of your face on it.

480
00:33:15,037 --> 00:33:16,370
I'm not that guy anymore.

481
00:33:16,371 --> 00:33:18,831
I even loved that recalled
provolone from a few years back.

482
00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:19,999
- Junior, no.
- Yeah.

483
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,627
Anyways, here's the thing.
Me and my crew back there,

484
00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:25,254
we're in a bit of a bind.
Got ourselves in a situation.

485
00:33:25,255 --> 00:33:27,633
Long story short, we
could use your help.

486
00:33:29,635 --> 00:33:30,719
You're a fan, huh?

487
00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:34,514
- Yes! Big time.
- Then sing the jingle.

488
00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:37,391
Well, I don't really
sing on command.

489
00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:38,809
I'm not a circus animal.

490
00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:40,729
- Sing it.
- Really?

491
00:33:41,647 --> 00:33:45,692
- Sing it.
<i>- Lactose Farms, Lactose Farms</i>

492
00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,569
<i>We've got milks, butters,
creams and cheeses</i>

493
00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:50,571
- More spirit.
<i>- Much as you want</i>

494
00:33:50,572 --> 00:33:51,948
<i>- As much as it pleases...</i>
- Livelier!

495
00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:54,200
<i>Come and take a look
and see what we got</i>

496
00:33:54,201 --> 00:33:56,245
<i>'Cause what we got
is a whole lotta lot</i>

497
00:34:00,749 --> 00:34:04,085
<i>Tasty goodness is our
motto brought to you</i>

498
00:34:04,086 --> 00:34:07,422
<i>By Ethel and Otto!</i>

499
00:34:09,257 --> 00:34:10,591
What was that for?

500
00:34:10,592 --> 00:34:11,926
I hate that jingle.

501
00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:14,388
You could've just
told me to stop.

502
00:34:36,243 --> 00:34:38,203
Let's go. Kids are waiting.

503
00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:52,925
Odie, come back!

504
00:34:52,926 --> 00:34:54,469
Leave him alone!
He might punch you!

505
00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:09,067
Was that Ethel?

506
00:35:15,532 --> 00:35:17,116
A few years back,

507
00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:19,912
Old Man Lactose was
forced out of business.

508
00:35:20,913 --> 00:35:25,167
The corporation that took over
separated me from my Ethel.

509
00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:29,253
<i>- Ethel!
- You are my day!</i>

510
00:35:29,254 --> 00:35:30,839
<i>You are my night!</i>

511
00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:35,219
{\an8}<i>I was put out to pasture.</i>

512
00:35:37,679 --> 00:35:40,557
<i>She was put on display
as part of the tour.</i>

513
00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:45,603
I tried to get in there

514
00:35:45,604 --> 00:35:49,650
to break Ethel free... but
they stop me every time.

515
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:55,947
Now, I only see her six
seconds, twice a day.

516
00:35:55,948 --> 00:35:57,865
We feel you, Otto.

517
00:35:57,866 --> 00:35:59,367
Come on, let's go, Junior.

518
00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:01,118
We'll find another
way to break in there.

519
00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:04,539
What could you possibly
want from that place?

520
00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:06,666
You know, a couple
quarts of milk.

521
00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:08,584
Couple thousand quarts.

522
00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:10,086
Good luck.

523
00:36:10,087 --> 00:36:12,004
We'll take any helpful
hints you have.

524
00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:13,130
Pass.

525
00:36:13,131 --> 00:36:15,383
I'm telling you, it's a
life-or-death situation.

526
00:36:15,384 --> 00:36:18,387
Then I hope you've
notified your next of kin.

527
00:36:20,138 --> 00:36:21,347
What if we can get Ethel out?

528
00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:22,891
Or get you a commemorative pin?

529
00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:29,147
Where are we gonna find
a commemorative pin?

530
00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:32,400
Now, pay attention.

531
00:36:32,401 --> 00:36:34,527
Here's the perimeter
of the plant.

532
00:36:34,528 --> 00:36:36,864
And here are the two
places you need to go.

533
00:36:37,406 --> 00:36:40,659
First, the truck with
your milk is back here.

534
00:36:41,577 --> 00:36:44,370
And this delicate
buttercup is my Ethel.

535
00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:47,164
My North Star, and
reason for living

536
00:36:47,165 --> 00:36:51,961
is being kept by those
barbarians in... a petting zoo.

537
00:36:51,962 --> 00:36:53,338
Located here.

538
00:36:54,548 --> 00:36:57,341
This cricket represents
the electrical room...

539
00:36:57,342 --> 00:36:59,427
this snail, the
refrigeration room...

540
00:36:59,428 --> 00:37:02,013
this toadstool is
the loading dock

541
00:37:02,014 --> 00:37:04,307
where you'll find the
keys to the trucks.

542
00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:05,641
Wait, what's the pinecone?

543
00:37:05,642 --> 00:37:07,894
The pinecone is the
cheese and butter room.

544
00:37:07,895 --> 00:37:11,606
- Cheese is my love language.
- Now, for this briefing,

545
00:37:11,607 --> 00:37:13,733
I've done a quick reading
of your personalities

546
00:37:13,734 --> 00:37:16,569
and have chosen tokens
to represent each of you.

547
00:37:16,570 --> 00:37:18,947
You are the majestic bullfrog.

548
00:37:22,326 --> 00:37:24,243
Yeah, that feels right.

549
00:37:24,244 --> 00:37:27,246
You are the curious
and clever chipmunk.

550
00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:29,124
- And you...
- Wait for it...

551
00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:31,543
are roadkill.

552
00:37:32,503 --> 00:37:37,590
What? No, I get it.
That's a good one, Otto!

553
00:37:37,591 --> 00:37:39,342
Giving your new best
friend roadkill.

554
00:37:39,343 --> 00:37:42,053
Seriously, though,
what's my real token?

555
00:37:42,054 --> 00:37:43,597
That is your real token.

556
00:37:44,139 --> 00:37:46,140
Now, if you have any
chance of succeeding...

557
00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:48,142
Wait, can I... Excuse me, can
I switch to something living?

558
00:37:48,143 --> 00:37:50,561
- Like the snail or the cricket?
- You should've spoken up sooner.

559
00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:52,813
At this point, it would be
too confusing to switch.

560
00:37:52,814 --> 00:37:55,066
Sooner? But you just told
me this five seconds ago.

561
00:37:55,067 --> 00:37:57,360
- Come on, Roadkill, focus.
- Really?

562
00:37:57,361 --> 00:37:59,570
You give Vic the
majestic bullfrog.

563
00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:01,864
You give Odie the curious
and clever chipmunk...

564
00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:04,659
and then you give me,
your new bff, roadkill?

565
00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,744
I mean, it feels
disrespectful, not gonna lie.

566
00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:08,287
What makes you think he's dead?

567
00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:10,248
My eyes. I have
eyes and can see.

568
00:38:10,249 --> 00:38:12,500
It's a possum. They're
masters at playing dead.

569
00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:14,293
Well then, little
Daniel Day-Possum here

570
00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:15,586
should do Shakespeare
in the Park!

571
00:38:15,587 --> 00:38:16,796
Things aren't always
what they seem.

572
00:38:16,797 --> 00:38:18,172
You're right. But in
this case, they are.

573
00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:19,924
What's the big deal?
Possums play dead.

574
00:38:19,925 --> 00:38:21,467
Do they, Otto? Do
they play dead?

575
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:23,135
Do possums play possum,
is that what they do?

576
00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:25,012
Yes. Possums are very clever.

577
00:38:25,013 --> 00:38:26,180
Yeah, I'm sure he was

578
00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:27,849
until the day he
ate a pick-up truck!

579
00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:30,601
Just ignore him.
Please, continue.

580
00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:32,396
I'll just put this
back where you had it.

581
00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:35,273
The straightest line
to the loading dock

582
00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:38,234
is through the snail here,
then the cricket, there,

583
00:38:38,235 --> 00:38:40,987
cut through the toadstool
and onto the rock.

584
00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:43,030
Each of these rooms
have their own set

585
00:38:43,031 --> 00:38:45,032
- of unique challenges.
- Well, why can't we just go

586
00:38:45,033 --> 00:38:46,158
straight through the pinecone?

587
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,785
You don't want to go
through the pinecone.

588
00:38:47,786 --> 00:38:49,370
Looks like the straightest
shot is through the pinecone.

589
00:38:49,371 --> 00:38:51,205
You like walking with
those feet, do you?

590
00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:54,083
You a fan of unimaginable
pain and misery?

591
00:38:54,084 --> 00:38:56,252
Then go through the pinecone.

592
00:38:56,253 --> 00:38:58,254
Stay away from the
pinecone. Got it.

593
00:38:58,255 --> 00:38:59,965
Once you're inside
the facility...

594
00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:03,093
<i>You will enter the
electrical room.</i>

595
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,470
<i>There you will
locate the air vent.</i>

596
00:39:07,598 --> 00:39:09,641
<i>Pop the grate and climb up.</i>

597
00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:17,399
<i>Then, you'll crawl through a
maze of vents and drop down...</i>

598
00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:19,818
<i>to the refrigeration room.</i>

599
00:39:20,777 --> 00:39:22,612
<i>Next, you will need
to hurl your body</i>

600
00:39:22,613 --> 00:39:25,407
<i>over a 30-foot drop... to
a series of hand rungs.</i>

601
00:39:26,783 --> 00:39:28,826
<i>You'll propel yourselves
hand-over-hand...</i>

602
00:39:28,827 --> 00:39:32,080
<i>and drop down directly
into a loading dock.</i>

603
00:39:33,123 --> 00:39:36,251
{\an8}<i>From there, you'll locate
the keys to the milk truck.</i>

604
00:39:37,252 --> 00:39:39,545
<i>Drive that truck to the
west pasture of the complex,</i>

605
00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:40,797
<i>cut the lock on the gate.</i>

606
00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:43,508
<i>And find the closest
thing we have</i>

607
00:39:43,509 --> 00:39:46,386
<i>to an angel here on earth.</i>

608
00:39:49,932 --> 00:39:52,642
<i>You'll escort my sweet
Ethel onto the truck</i>

609
00:39:52,643 --> 00:39:54,853
<i>and drive her to freedom.</i>

610
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,397
It's going to take mad skills

611
00:39:58,398 --> 00:40:02,026
to get that milk, and
free my dear, sweet Ethel.

612
00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:04,362
Clearly, this one is
qualified for the mission.

613
00:40:04,363 --> 00:40:08,199
But, I have some serious
doubts here about all of...

614
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,327
- this.
- He's pointing to you, Roadkill.

615
00:40:11,328 --> 00:40:14,164
Let's get to work.

616
00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:17,291
Stupid roadkill.

617
00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:19,670
Hey! I'm workin' here!

618
00:40:21,171 --> 00:40:23,090
Definitely a Monday.

619
00:40:24,007 --> 00:40:25,633
<i>Your call is fairly
important to us.</i>

620
00:40:25,634 --> 00:40:27,593
<i>If you've lost a cat,
please press one.</i>

621
00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:29,095
<i>- If your cat is orange...</i>
- Yeah.

622
00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:30,346
<i>Please press two.</i>

623
00:40:30,347 --> 00:40:32,390
<i>This doesn't really
accomplish anything...</i>

624
00:40:32,391 --> 00:40:33,724
<i>but gives you the false sense</i>

625
00:40:33,725 --> 00:40:35,143
<i>that we're engaged with you.</i>

626
00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:42,067
All right, gentlemen, I've
made a list of skills...

627
00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:44,861
that you'll need
to master in order

628
00:40:44,862 --> 00:40:47,488
to break into Lactose
Farms. Number one,

629
00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:49,740
develop lightning-fast reflexes.

630
00:40:49,741 --> 00:40:51,450
You tell Garfield
there's a plate of pasta

631
00:40:51,451 --> 00:40:52,577
on the other side of that wall

632
00:40:52,578 --> 00:40:54,829
and you will see
lightning reflexes.

633
00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:56,956
Yeah, no, no, no. Depends
what kind of pasta.

634
00:40:56,957 --> 00:41:00,376
This pebble represents
danger you may encounter.

635
00:41:00,377 --> 00:41:02,962
You need to grab it,
before it grabs you.

636
00:41:02,963 --> 00:41:04,088
It grabs me?

637
00:41:04,089 --> 00:41:05,882
Snatch the pebble from my hand.

638
00:41:05,883 --> 00:41:06,967
Too slow!

639
00:41:07,718 --> 00:41:08,759
What was that for?

640
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,720
Being able to grab
the pebble could be

641
00:41:10,721 --> 00:41:12,722
the difference between
life and death.

642
00:41:12,723 --> 00:41:14,516
All right, let me
try that again.

643
00:41:16,143 --> 00:41:17,144
Got it!

644
00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:19,103
Now what was that for?

645
00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:20,730
It's never just
about the pebble.

646
00:41:20,731 --> 00:41:22,398
Come on, Junior,
everyone knows that.

647
00:41:22,399 --> 00:41:25,193
Your head's got to be on
a swivel at all times.

648
00:41:25,194 --> 00:41:26,319
Gotta be ready for anything.

649
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,154
I was ready. He
changed the game.

650
00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:30,324
Sounds like someone's
making excuses!

651
00:41:33,452 --> 00:41:35,328
And what was that about
being ready for anything?

652
00:41:35,329 --> 00:41:36,913
You were distracting me!

653
00:41:36,914 --> 00:41:38,706
Might I suggest putting
your head on a swivel?

654
00:41:38,707 --> 00:41:39,957
You should have
seen that coming.

655
00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:41,918
Toes on the line!
Guard your grill!

656
00:41:41,919 --> 00:41:43,044
Cover your stomach!

657
00:41:43,045 --> 00:41:45,171
There are surprises
around every corner

658
00:41:45,172 --> 00:41:47,757
at Lactose Farms. You
need to stay alert!

659
00:41:47,758 --> 00:41:50,176
Too slow! A baby could
have seen that coming!

660
00:41:50,177 --> 00:41:53,305
Too slow! Too slow!

661
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:56,183
Too slow!

662
00:41:57,017 --> 00:41:59,101
You'll never make it
through Lactose Farms

663
00:41:59,102 --> 00:42:00,645
if you can't survive
this training!

664
00:42:00,646 --> 00:42:01,854
Are you for real?

665
00:42:01,855 --> 00:42:03,564
What kinda dairy is this?

666
00:42:03,565 --> 00:42:06,485
The kind of dairy that
requires teamwork to survive!

667
00:42:07,236 --> 00:42:08,987
Danger could be
anywhere, gentlemen!

668
00:42:10,614 --> 00:42:12,491
You've got to be
ready to outrun it.

669
00:42:16,662 --> 00:42:18,080
Here comes the pain!

670
00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:21,041
- Left, right, left, right.
- You're confusing me!

671
00:42:36,557 --> 00:42:38,267
I think I'm gonna need rehab.

672
00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:44,522
If this is going to work,

673
00:42:44,523 --> 00:42:46,858
these two have to
be on the same page.

674
00:42:46,859 --> 00:42:48,359
I'm out of ideas.

675
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,528
You got any?

676
00:42:52,197 --> 00:42:54,156
Can't believe I'm out
in the middle of nowhere

677
00:42:54,157 --> 00:42:55,992
getting beaten up
against my will

678
00:42:55,993 --> 00:42:58,120
by a former celebrity steer.

679
00:42:58,871 --> 00:43:02,707
Odie? Will you tell my son
to please stop whining?

680
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:04,208
Odie, can you tell Vic

681
00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:05,751
that I collapsed
on this tree first

682
00:43:05,752 --> 00:43:07,295
and that he needs
to find another one?

683
00:43:07,296 --> 00:43:09,672
Odie, can you tell my son

684
00:43:09,673 --> 00:43:12,091
that I will gladly
find another one

685
00:43:12,092 --> 00:43:14,051
when I get the feeling
back in my legs?

686
00:43:14,052 --> 00:43:15,928
Odie, can you tell my father

687
00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:17,388
that he wouldn't
be lying in pain

688
00:43:17,389 --> 00:43:18,472
if he led a better life

689
00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:20,016
and didn't create
problems for himself?

690
00:43:20,017 --> 00:43:23,603
Could you please inform my son

691
00:43:23,604 --> 00:43:26,189
that he should focus on
fixing his own issues?

692
00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:27,649
Odie? What?

693
00:43:28,692 --> 00:43:30,319
Odie? What'd you do?

694
00:43:31,153 --> 00:43:33,530
After all I've
let you do for me.

695
00:43:34,990 --> 00:43:36,116
What is this?

696
00:43:38,076 --> 00:43:39,661
Hey, watch it!

697
00:43:42,748 --> 00:43:46,001
What's the problem, Vic?
Is this bothering you?

698
00:43:47,836 --> 00:43:51,965
No. In fact, I don't
mind it at all!

699
00:43:53,926 --> 00:43:55,636
I don't mind it either.

700
00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:02,225
I could watch this all day.

701
00:44:02,226 --> 00:44:04,143
- Stop pulling.
- I'm not, you're pulling!

702
00:44:04,144 --> 00:44:06,687
If I was pulling,
you would know it!

703
00:44:06,688 --> 00:44:08,272
Why does everything you do

704
00:44:08,273 --> 00:44:09,565
always end up hurting me?

705
00:44:09,566 --> 00:44:10,942
Hurt you?

706
00:44:10,943 --> 00:44:13,861
All I ever did was
try to help you.

707
00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:15,655
You sure? 'Cause every
time you're around,

708
00:44:15,656 --> 00:44:16,948
it ends up with me in pain.

709
00:44:16,949 --> 00:44:19,660
Odie! These ropes are
not funny anymore!

710
00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:24,372
Maybe, if you were a little
more open to seeing me,

711
00:44:24,373 --> 00:44:26,040
things might be
better between us.

712
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:29,085
You do remember you were the one
who left me in an alley, right?

713
00:44:29,086 --> 00:44:31,087
You don't know what
you're talkin' about.

714
00:44:31,088 --> 00:44:33,298
Then please, enlighten me.

715
00:44:36,134 --> 00:44:37,802
This is about to get real.

716
00:44:37,803 --> 00:44:39,387
That's right. You're
normally never around

717
00:44:39,388 --> 00:44:40,763
to actually defend yourself.

718
00:44:40,764 --> 00:44:42,974
No back door to slink
out of this time.

719
00:44:42,975 --> 00:44:45,309
First, you abandon
me, then years later,

720
00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:47,395
you pull me into
a life of crime.

721
00:44:47,396 --> 00:44:50,439
Well, classic "Father of
the Year" stuff, "Dad."

722
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,816
You know, why would I ever think

723
00:44:51,817 --> 00:44:53,442
that seeing you
could be anything

724
00:44:53,443 --> 00:44:54,694
other than a train wreck?

725
00:44:54,695 --> 00:44:57,613
I did not leave
you in that alley!

726
00:44:57,614 --> 00:44:58,739
You did!

727
00:44:58,740 --> 00:45:00,658
You told me you'd come
right back. You never did!

728
00:45:00,659 --> 00:45:04,453
No. That is not what happened.

729
00:45:04,454 --> 00:45:07,456
Please! You were probably
on the run from someone

730
00:45:07,457 --> 00:45:10,085
- like Jinx and I was in the way.
- No.

731
00:45:11,545 --> 00:45:14,464
No, that night...

732
00:45:16,425 --> 00:45:17,759
<i>That night was different.</i>

733
00:45:42,993 --> 00:45:45,037
Hey! Shoo, shoo! Get outta here!

734
00:46:20,572 --> 00:46:22,908
Wait here, Junior.
I'll be right back.

735
00:46:29,081 --> 00:46:30,331
Hey, get outta here.

736
00:46:30,332 --> 00:46:33,167
Hey, how you doing? Yeah.
I had to shoo a cat.

737
00:46:33,168 --> 00:46:35,878
Yeah, yeah, diggin'
in the trash. Yeah.

738
00:46:35,879 --> 00:46:37,380
So, what'cha up to now, huh?

739
00:46:37,381 --> 00:46:40,299
Still takin' it easy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

740
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:46,300
Oh, no, you're kiddin'.
Really? Yeah, yeah.

741
00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:48,892
It's been raining here for
a while now. Yeah, yeah.

742
00:46:49,935 --> 00:46:52,312
Yeah! I'll see you
then. Okay, bye.

743
00:48:37,876 --> 00:48:39,002
I never knew.

744
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,088
I know, how could you?

745
00:48:42,297 --> 00:48:43,841
Why didn't you
ever come visit me?

746
00:48:44,758 --> 00:48:48,971
I did. Million times I...

747
00:48:50,055 --> 00:48:51,973
came to knock on your door

748
00:48:51,974 --> 00:48:54,725
and I'd see what a great
life you had with Jon.

749
00:48:54,726 --> 00:48:56,019
So, I just...

750
00:48:57,187 --> 00:48:59,231
thought it was better
if I kept my distance.

751
00:49:00,148 --> 00:49:03,025
I sense a positive breakthrough
in your relationship.

752
00:49:03,026 --> 00:49:04,736
Am I wrong?

753
00:49:05,779 --> 00:49:08,865
Good. After an
extensive evaluation,

754
00:49:08,866 --> 00:49:10,658
I have concluded
that you two are,

755
00:49:10,659 --> 00:49:12,618
in fact, ready to move forward

756
00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:14,245
- with this mission.
- We are?

757
00:49:14,246 --> 00:49:17,540
- How is that even possible?
- Mathematically, it isn't.

758
00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:20,042
But given your present
levels of incompetence

759
00:49:20,043 --> 00:49:22,503
and overall lack
of basic skills,

760
00:49:22,504 --> 00:49:25,590
I have determined it
would take roughly...

761
00:49:25,591 --> 00:49:28,843
seventeen years to get you both
properly ready for this job.

762
00:49:28,844 --> 00:49:30,470
And since we have...

763
00:49:31,221 --> 00:49:34,016
less than 48 hours,
you've passed.

764
00:49:35,267 --> 00:49:36,268
{\an8}Congratulations.

765
00:50:21,188 --> 00:50:22,397
She's really losin' it.

766
00:50:25,609 --> 00:50:27,193
Yes, what is it?

767
00:50:27,194 --> 00:50:29,071
They're ready to rob the dairy.

768
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:31,657
Perfect.

769
00:50:32,366 --> 00:50:35,911
Everything is going to plan.
Now, it's time to make a call.

770
00:50:37,955 --> 00:50:40,540
Excuse me, you keep that
thing in your folds?

771
00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:43,835
That is so disgusting.
You. You dial the number

772
00:50:43,836 --> 00:50:45,003
and put me on speaker!

773
00:50:47,798 --> 00:50:48,798
<i>Hello?</i>

774
00:50:48,799 --> 00:50:51,217
- Hello? Lactose Farms?
<i>- How may I help you?</i>

775
00:50:51,218 --> 00:50:52,885
It's come to my attention

776
00:50:52,886 --> 00:50:54,428
that there'll be
an attempt to rob

777
00:50:54,429 --> 00:50:56,889
one of your dairy
trucks tomorrow.

778
00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:59,809
It's not important who I am
or how I came to know this.

779
00:50:59,810 --> 00:51:02,687
Just think of me as
a concerned citizen

780
00:51:02,688 --> 00:51:04,105
intent on fulfilling my

781
00:51:04,106 --> 00:51:06,274
civic responsibility
as well as...

782
00:51:06,275 --> 00:51:08,569
<i>Meow, meow, meow.</i>

783
00:51:12,072 --> 00:51:13,073
Chief?

784
00:51:16,410 --> 00:51:20,330
- We may have a situation.
- Well, okay then.

785
00:51:21,039 --> 00:51:22,791
Let's go have a look-see.

786
00:51:23,667 --> 00:51:25,085
<i>Meow, meow, meow.</i>

787
00:51:27,337 --> 00:51:29,172
This is the third
time they've called.

788
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,966
It just sounds like some
cat prank callin' us.

789
00:51:31,967 --> 00:51:34,635
If it were a dog barking,

790
00:51:34,636 --> 00:51:36,512
I'd be on board for a prank.

791
00:51:36,513 --> 00:51:38,891
Them dogs are born for
mischief, they just are.

792
00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:42,560
Not cats. Oh, no.

793
00:51:42,561 --> 00:51:45,314
Cats mean business.

794
00:51:52,487 --> 00:51:54,363
<i>Meow, meow, meow.</i>

795
00:51:54,364 --> 00:51:55,948
<i>"I repeat, there
will be an attempt</i>

796
00:51:55,949 --> 00:51:57,950
<i>"to make off with one of
your milk trucks tomorrow.</i>

797
00:51:57,951 --> 00:52:00,036
<i>"I suggest you take
appropriate measures</i>

798
00:52:00,037 --> 00:52:02,622
<i>"to prevent this brazen
thievery from occurring."</i>

799
00:52:02,623 --> 00:52:04,749
<i>"Okay, I'm done.
Hang up the phone."</i>

800
00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:07,252
<i>"Ha, ha. What an
evil genius I am."</i>

801
00:52:08,378 --> 00:52:10,838
Well, then, still seem
like a prank to ya?

802
00:52:10,839 --> 00:52:14,300
- That last part did a little.
- What's our next move, Chief?

803
00:52:14,301 --> 00:52:17,845
Our next move is for me
to go back to my office

804
00:52:17,846 --> 00:52:20,057
and formulate an ingenious plan.

805
00:52:21,850 --> 00:52:23,519
And you go get my car waxed.

806
00:52:25,437 --> 00:52:26,771
Well, well, well,

807
00:52:26,772 --> 00:52:29,315
would you look at
that, Margie Malone?

808
00:52:29,316 --> 00:52:31,735
We're having company tomorrow.

809
00:52:32,694 --> 00:52:35,446
I guess I better take
out my finest china

810
00:52:35,447 --> 00:52:40,202
{\an8}to serve a heapin'
plate... of justice.

811
00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:49,418
What are those for?

812
00:52:49,419 --> 00:52:52,505
For us to communicate
once you're inside...

813
00:52:52,506 --> 00:52:54,883
the belly of the beast.

814
00:52:56,844 --> 00:53:00,264
Okay. Don't we need something
more like radio headsets?

815
00:53:01,014 --> 00:53:04,016
Indoor cat. These are better.

816
00:53:04,017 --> 00:53:05,726
It just feels like
Bluetooth would be better.

817
00:53:05,727 --> 00:53:06,978
These are better than Bluetooth.

818
00:53:06,979 --> 00:53:08,980
These are better than Bluetooth?

819
00:53:08,981 --> 00:53:10,398
They're equal.

820
00:53:10,399 --> 00:53:13,151
And I don't have to
pay for the brand.

821
00:53:18,657 --> 00:53:21,034
Gold Eagle to
Chipmunk. Do you copy?

822
00:53:22,786 --> 00:53:24,078
Of course, you can hear him.

823
00:53:24,079 --> 00:53:25,664
He's standing three
feet away from you.

824
00:53:27,124 --> 00:53:29,000
I see you sprung
for the binoculars.

825
00:53:29,001 --> 00:53:31,753
Now, we just need to find...

826
00:53:33,922 --> 00:53:35,299
a way in.

827
00:53:35,799 --> 00:53:37,008
Anyone ever told
you that you take

828
00:53:37,009 --> 00:53:38,677
a lot of dramatic
pauses when you speak?

829
00:53:42,097 --> 00:53:43,098
Yes.

830
00:53:47,728 --> 00:53:48,729
Hey, wait up!

831
00:53:49,438 --> 00:53:52,357
- Look at that!
- Bingo.

832
00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:57,069
{\an8}Hello, everyone! And
welcome to the one

833
00:53:57,070 --> 00:53:59,740
{\an8}and only Lactose Farms!

834
00:53:59,948 --> 00:54:01,991
If you will all
gather around me,

835
00:54:01,992 --> 00:54:03,367
we'll begin our tour

836
00:54:03,368 --> 00:54:05,161
{\an8}and head into the
heart of the farm.

837
00:54:05,162 --> 00:54:07,622
{\an8}I know you're here.

838
00:54:07,623 --> 00:54:11,710
I can feel it. Show yourself.

839
00:54:12,961 --> 00:54:15,087
<i>Today you will
discover the answers</i>

840
00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:16,589
<i>to all of your dairy questions,</i>

841
00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:19,800
<i>including the most asked
dairy question of all time,</i>

842
00:54:19,801 --> 00:54:21,720
<i>are curds the whey?</i>

843
00:54:22,638 --> 00:54:25,431
<i>Bullfrog, Chipmunk,
Roadkill, do you copy?</i>

844
00:54:25,432 --> 00:54:27,725
Are you kidding me?
They actually work?

845
00:54:27,726 --> 00:54:29,101
You should take
this to <i>Shark Tank.</i>

846
00:54:29,102 --> 00:54:31,604
<i>Now, remember, the only
way to get the keys</i>

847
00:54:31,605 --> 00:54:34,315
<i>to the milk truck and
free Ethel undetected</i>

848
00:54:34,316 --> 00:54:36,901
<i>is by sticking to the
path I mapped out for you.</i>

849
00:54:36,902 --> 00:54:41,030
<i>If you deviate from that path,
you will trigger security</i>

850
00:54:41,031 --> 00:54:43,241
<i>and all bets are
off. Understood?</i>

851
00:54:43,242 --> 00:54:45,117
All right, look alive.

852
00:54:45,118 --> 00:54:46,619
The electrical access door

853
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:48,371
should be coming
up on your left.

854
00:54:48,372 --> 00:54:49,748
Okay, this way!

855
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,709
Hey, hey, look! There it is!

856
00:54:57,047 --> 00:54:58,464
Okay, we're in.

857
00:54:58,465 --> 00:55:00,508
<i>Continue through and
locate the air vent</i>

858
00:55:00,509 --> 00:55:01,802
<i>at the end of the hallway.</i>

859
00:55:02,636 --> 00:55:05,012
<i>That will take you to
the refrigeration room.</i>

860
00:55:05,013 --> 00:55:08,934
<i>Factory workers, your
15-minute break begins now.</i>

861
00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:23,448
Your feet need a deep rinse.

862
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,623
- What's the hold up, Junior?
- How do you get through this?

863
00:55:32,624 --> 00:55:35,501
- You're bigger than me.
- Am I?

864
00:55:35,502 --> 00:55:38,254
- Yes!
- Well, the vent doesn't agree.

865
00:55:38,255 --> 00:55:40,673
- Try sucking in your gut.
- I am.

866
00:55:40,674 --> 00:55:42,176
Try sucking in your
butt and your gut.

867
00:56:08,911 --> 00:56:11,121
Bullfrog, what's happening now?

868
00:56:12,789 --> 00:56:16,334
We fell out of a vent...
into a room that looks like

869
00:56:16,335 --> 00:56:19,505
- it's full of heavy machinery.
<i>- Son of a cud.</i>

870
00:56:21,423 --> 00:56:22,883
<i>You're in the pinecone.</i>

871
00:56:26,386 --> 00:56:29,764
Jiminy Davis! The
perp is a cat!

872
00:56:29,765 --> 00:56:31,965
And this one looks like it
could eat us out of business.

873
00:56:32,643 --> 00:56:34,936
Vic, Vic! Look, there's
the loading dock.

874
00:56:34,937 --> 00:56:37,647
- No! Junior! Don't move.
- What? Why?

875
00:56:37,648 --> 00:56:40,024
We're in the middle
of the pinecone!

876
00:56:40,025 --> 00:56:42,318
Otto told us to stay
out of the pinecone.

877
00:56:42,319 --> 00:56:45,613
Stop. There's no pinecone.
Otto's a bit of a worrywart.

878
00:56:45,614 --> 00:56:47,366
I can walk to the
loading dock from here.

879
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,201
No...

880
00:56:49,868 --> 00:56:50,953
Junior!

881
00:56:57,751 --> 00:56:58,751
Cheddar.

882
00:56:58,752 --> 00:57:01,004
Probably one of my top
26 favorite cheeses.

883
00:57:02,923 --> 00:57:04,843
What do you think happens
when that gets to zero?

884
00:57:08,762 --> 00:57:10,012
<i>Bullfrog, what's happening now?</i>

885
00:57:10,013 --> 00:57:12,807
Roadkill got carried
away into the pinecone!

886
00:57:12,808 --> 00:57:14,851
Listen to me. You
have to carry on

887
00:57:14,852 --> 00:57:16,435
with the mission. Get
to the loading dock

888
00:57:16,436 --> 00:57:18,271
before the workers
return from their break

889
00:57:18,272 --> 00:57:20,232
or you'll miss your only
chance to get that truck.

890
00:57:24,486 --> 00:57:27,197
No, no, no. No, no, no!

891
00:57:29,199 --> 00:57:31,201
<i>Shred sequence initiated.</i>

892
00:57:39,918 --> 00:57:41,961
Odie! Thanks, buddy,

893
00:57:41,962 --> 00:57:44,213
but I'm pretty full
from the cheddar.

894
00:57:44,214 --> 00:57:45,673
Jump off.

895
00:57:45,674 --> 00:57:47,134
Yeah, yeah, good idea.

896
00:57:56,143 --> 00:57:57,895
Good. He's safe.

897
00:58:01,190 --> 00:58:03,150
Hang on. Wait. Where am I going?

898
00:58:04,234 --> 00:58:08,030
Fondue. Fondue!

899
00:58:48,904 --> 00:58:49,905
Junior.

900
00:58:54,326 --> 00:58:58,288
Hot, hot, hot! Hot!

901
00:59:00,290 --> 00:59:01,667
Junior!

902
00:59:10,050 --> 00:59:11,760
That was too close even for me.

903
00:59:14,721 --> 00:59:15,930
Thanks.

904
00:59:15,931 --> 00:59:18,224
I couldn't let you
have all the fun.

905
00:59:18,225 --> 00:59:19,392
<i>- Workers...</i>
- What?

906
00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:21,395
<i>Your break ends in five minutes.</i>

907
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,565
Okay, Otto, we're
in the loading dock.

908
00:59:25,566 --> 00:59:26,899
Where are the keys?

909
00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:29,570
<i>They should be hanging on
a pegboard on the far wall.</i>

910
00:59:30,988 --> 00:59:32,348
What do you mean
we have a problem?

911
00:59:33,365 --> 00:59:35,200
- Pegboard's empty!
<i>- Empty?</i>

912
00:59:35,909 --> 00:59:38,703
Now would you look at this?

913
00:59:38,704 --> 00:59:43,082
Three misguided stray pets
trying to steal a truck o' milk.

914
00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:46,420
Never a dull moment at this
dairy, is there, Margie?

915
00:59:47,254 --> 00:59:49,046
Well, you're looking
for these, aren't ya?

916
00:59:49,047 --> 00:59:50,716
Well, here you go then.

917
00:59:55,179 --> 00:59:57,263
So, how's this gonna
play out, fellas?

918
00:59:57,264 --> 00:59:59,682
The easy way or the hard way?

919
00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:02,394
And just so you know,
I'm up for either.

920
01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:07,024
- Follow my lead.
- What?

921
01:00:15,574 --> 01:00:16,617
Who's next then?

922
01:00:18,118 --> 01:00:20,119
Otto, a security guard
has the truck keys!

923
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,455
Crazy eyes? Tragic
sense of fashion?

924
01:00:22,456 --> 01:00:23,623
Yeah. How did you know?

925
01:00:23,624 --> 01:00:24,833
Marge Malone.

926
01:00:25,584 --> 01:00:27,877
<i>- Ethel!
- Otto!</i>

927
01:00:27,878 --> 01:00:29,837
She's not just my nemesis,

928
01:00:29,838 --> 01:00:31,964
she's also my enemy.

929
01:00:31,965 --> 01:00:33,299
Love to hear about
it, but right now,

930
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:35,009
- what do we do?
- Get those keys.

931
01:00:35,010 --> 01:00:37,137
I'll create a distraction
so you can get out of there.

932
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:39,890
Come here, you!

933
01:00:49,566 --> 01:00:51,527
Did you see that?
That's indoor cat style!

934
01:01:01,078 --> 01:01:02,119
No, no, no.

935
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,413
You're not getting away. I've
already called the pound.

936
01:01:04,414 --> 01:01:07,167
Your days of thievery end today.

937
01:01:07,918 --> 01:01:09,920
<i>Attempted perimeter breach.</i>

938
01:01:11,380 --> 01:01:16,342
{\an8}<i>Attempted perimeter breach.</i>

939
01:01:16,343 --> 01:01:17,635
Otto.

940
01:01:17,636 --> 01:01:22,182
<i>Attempted perimeter breach.
Attempted perimeter breach.</i>

941
01:01:23,141 --> 01:01:26,979
- Junior, sorry about this.
- Sorry? For what?

942
01:01:31,066 --> 01:01:32,067
Vic?

943
01:01:39,992 --> 01:01:41,660
What are you doing?

944
01:01:44,329 --> 01:01:46,789
Vic! Don't you go.

945
01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:48,041
Vic!

946
01:01:49,543 --> 01:01:50,836
Please!

947
01:01:56,049 --> 01:01:58,510
Send security to
the loading dock.

948
01:02:08,687 --> 01:02:09,855
Otto!

949
01:02:12,608 --> 01:02:15,944
You do not want to
try me today, mister.

950
01:02:27,623 --> 01:02:29,041
Get him!

951
01:03:07,955 --> 01:03:12,793
Welcome back... Victor.

952
01:03:17,130 --> 01:03:18,549
Hey, Jinx.

953
01:03:19,258 --> 01:03:21,801
Why are you here? I was
bringing this to you.

954
01:03:21,802 --> 01:03:24,929
Were you? Really?

955
01:03:24,930 --> 01:03:27,891
Yeah, of course I was. That's
what we agreed to, right?

956
01:03:31,812 --> 01:03:36,732
- So, you and me square now?
- Not quite.

957
01:03:36,733 --> 01:03:39,402
There's still the matter
of those five years

958
01:03:39,403 --> 01:03:40,778
I lost because of you.

959
01:03:40,779 --> 01:03:43,574
What? But I thought
this settled that.

960
01:03:45,993 --> 01:03:49,787
It was never about the milk.
It was about you getting caught

961
01:03:49,788 --> 01:03:53,040
trying to steal it and
being sent to the pound

962
01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:54,960
like I was.

963
01:03:55,752 --> 01:03:59,130
You see, Vic, I
needed you to suffer

964
01:03:59,131 --> 01:04:02,551
like I did.

965
01:04:04,428 --> 01:04:05,928
I see.

966
01:04:05,929 --> 01:04:07,555
And I'm guessing
you have an idea

967
01:04:07,556 --> 01:04:09,516
about how that should happen.

968
01:04:10,017 --> 01:04:13,395
As a matter of fact, I do.

969
01:04:20,485 --> 01:04:22,321
I can't believe he did that.

970
01:04:23,071 --> 01:04:28,243
He ran out, and
he left me. Again.

971
01:04:29,453 --> 01:04:30,996
I thought he'd
changed, but it was...

972
01:04:32,122 --> 01:04:33,373
it was a lie.

973
01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:35,417
All of it.

974
01:04:40,506 --> 01:04:42,424
How could I have been so stupid?

975
01:04:47,596 --> 01:04:51,225
Come on, kid. Don't
beat yourself up.

976
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:55,102
Vic, man, we've all
been burned by Vic.

977
01:04:55,103 --> 01:04:57,564
Yeah, that's right.
Burned every cat I know.

978
01:04:59,107 --> 01:05:01,859
Yeah, the one thing about
Vic you can count on

979
01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:04,695
- is that you can't count on him.
- Tell me about it.

980
01:05:04,696 --> 01:05:06,822
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'll tell you about it.

981
01:05:06,823 --> 01:05:10,326
Long story short, we all
used to run in a pack

982
01:05:10,327 --> 01:05:12,788
until we had to kick
him out the crew.

983
01:05:13,872 --> 01:05:16,415
Like I said, couldn't
count on him.

984
01:05:16,416 --> 01:05:17,750
Sounds about right.

985
01:05:17,751 --> 01:05:19,585
He'd leave in the
middle of a job

986
01:05:19,586 --> 01:05:21,129
just to go see his kid.

987
01:05:21,755 --> 01:05:24,549
Yeah, he said he wanted
to check up on him.

988
01:05:24,550 --> 01:05:26,551
Make sure he was doing okay.

989
01:05:26,552 --> 01:05:29,345
But get this, he'd
never actually visit.

990
01:05:29,346 --> 01:05:30,888
He'd just sit across the street

991
01:05:30,889 --> 01:05:33,266
from his kid's house
in a giant oak tree.

992
01:05:33,267 --> 01:05:35,810
- That never happened.
- He'd watch that kid eat...

993
01:05:35,811 --> 01:05:37,228
- and eat and eat...
- and eat...

994
01:05:37,229 --> 01:05:40,398
- He put a notch in the bark...
- and eat, and eat, and eat.

995
01:05:40,399 --> 01:05:43,150
- Every time he was there.
- Yeah. Sure, he did.

996
01:05:43,151 --> 01:05:46,821
He'd go every Sunday
night, rain or shine.

997
01:05:46,822 --> 01:05:48,364
Said that it was his kid's...

998
01:05:48,365 --> 01:05:51,034
family dinner night.

999
01:05:56,081 --> 01:05:57,916
Okay, hate to tell you guys...

1000
01:05:58,959 --> 01:06:01,919
I guarantee that
never happened. Okay?

1001
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:05,257
You all fell for another one
of Vic's lies. We all have.

1002
01:06:06,091 --> 01:06:08,051
Because that's
what he does best.

1003
01:06:13,223 --> 01:06:15,183
Odie? Odie! How
did you get out?

1004
01:06:15,184 --> 01:06:18,811
Quick, pick the lock on my
cage. Garfield, there you are!

1005
01:06:18,812 --> 01:06:21,439
Jon! Take me away from all this.

1006
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,649
You can't imagine what
I've been through.

1007
01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:25,651
- You want this one too?
- Yes, I do.

1008
01:06:25,652 --> 01:06:26,944
- I was hung upside down.
- You sure he's yours?

1009
01:06:26,945 --> 01:06:28,404
He didn't have a tag.

1010
01:06:28,405 --> 01:06:30,240
{\an8}- I jumped a train.
- Yeah. He has a tag.

1011
01:06:31,033 --> 01:06:34,118
{\an8}I have a collar and a tag?
How long have I had those?

1012
01:06:34,119 --> 01:06:36,078
{\an8}Okay. I'm just gonna
need you to hold.

1013
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:38,789
I will not hold!
I am done holding!

1014
01:06:38,790 --> 01:06:42,586
The Jon who was on hold is
dead. Do you understand?

1015
01:06:44,379 --> 01:06:47,508
That's right. I'm back, baby!

1016
01:06:50,010 --> 01:06:52,346
I was just talking
about you, wasn't I?

1017
01:06:55,807 --> 01:06:56,934
I've missed you too.

1018
01:07:05,901 --> 01:07:07,402
Pooky!

1019
01:07:10,155 --> 01:07:12,658
I have a lot to tell you.
You're never gonna believe it.

1020
01:07:13,492 --> 01:07:16,035
Crazy stuff happened.
I slept outside, twice!

1021
01:07:16,036 --> 01:07:17,246
I know. Me.

1022
01:07:17,829 --> 01:07:19,623
And I got you this
commemorative pin.

1023
01:07:20,624 --> 01:07:22,166
Dinner time!

1024
01:07:22,167 --> 01:07:23,252
Talk later.

1025
01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:42,520
Say when.

1026
01:07:42,521 --> 01:07:45,232
Never, Jon. Bury me in cheese.

1027
01:07:47,943 --> 01:07:51,362
I have two more in the freezer.
Let me know when you want 'em.

1028
01:07:51,363 --> 01:07:52,614
I'm gonna go check on dessert.

1029
01:07:53,699 --> 01:07:55,700
I apologize in advance.

1030
01:07:55,701 --> 01:07:58,286
The eating you're about
to see will not be pretty

1031
01:07:58,287 --> 01:07:59,787
and if you have young children,

1032
01:07:59,788 --> 01:08:01,868
this would be a good time
for them to leave the room.

1033
01:08:15,220 --> 01:08:17,597
<i>He'd just sit across the
street from his kid's house</i>

1034
01:08:17,598 --> 01:08:19,140
<i>in a giant oak tree.</i>

1035
01:08:40,662 --> 01:08:43,332
I know, I know.
We're coming back.

1036
01:08:44,791 --> 01:08:46,542
I just need to check
something out first.

1037
01:09:07,898 --> 01:09:09,483
<i>He put a notch in the bark...</i>

1038
01:09:11,318 --> 01:09:12,944
<i>every time he was there.</i>

1039
01:09:30,127 --> 01:09:31,921
"He left a notch."

1040
01:09:34,508 --> 01:09:35,676
Yeah, right.

1041
01:10:18,051 --> 01:10:19,094
He was here.

1042
01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:21,346
He saw me grow up.

1043
01:10:25,934 --> 01:10:27,143
Wow, that really stings.

1044
01:10:27,144 --> 01:10:29,270
I don't know why I
didn't think it would.

1045
01:10:29,271 --> 01:10:30,606
Give me a second.

1046
01:10:32,566 --> 01:10:33,649
Vic loves us!

1047
01:10:33,650 --> 01:10:36,068
Me first, of course,
but then you too!

1048
01:10:36,069 --> 01:10:42,069
But me, a lot, and first!
Wait, but if he loves me, us,

1049
01:10:42,075 --> 01:10:45,244
why would he let me, us,
get captured at the dairy?

1050
01:10:45,245 --> 01:10:47,622
Unless, he wanted

1051
01:10:47,623 --> 01:10:49,081
- us to get captured!
- Hey!

1052
01:10:49,082 --> 01:10:50,166
- Yes!
- Hey, watch it!

1053
01:10:50,167 --> 01:10:52,668
He knew that Jinx wasn't
gonna let him off the hook.

1054
01:10:52,669 --> 01:10:55,421
{\an8}But if we got caught,
we'd get sent to the pound

1055
01:10:55,422 --> 01:10:58,424
{\an8}and Jon would come to get
us! Don't you see, Odie?

1056
01:10:58,425 --> 01:11:01,053
- He was trying to save us!
- Losers!

1057
01:11:02,721 --> 01:11:04,389
We have to go save my dad.

1058
01:11:05,098 --> 01:11:08,142
And here's your
favorite dessert,

1059
01:11:08,143 --> 01:11:10,812
Mount Candy-toa!

1060
01:11:12,064 --> 01:11:13,106
Guys?

1061
01:11:18,195 --> 01:11:19,530
Come on!

1062
01:11:28,038 --> 01:11:30,332
What is this?

1063
01:11:44,930 --> 01:11:46,932
Half a star for Mamma Leoni's?

1064
01:11:48,225 --> 01:11:49,434
She's a monster.

1065
01:11:51,979 --> 01:11:53,272
She's gonna tie him up...

1066
01:11:53,772 --> 01:11:55,232
take him on a train...

1067
01:11:56,066 --> 01:11:58,651
She's going to throw him
off the Mile High Bridge!

1068
01:11:58,652 --> 01:12:00,988
We're gonna need
help. Who can we call?

1069
01:12:05,284 --> 01:12:06,450
You've got a lot
of waxy buildup.

1070
01:12:06,451 --> 01:12:07,744
What's your Q-tip routine?

1071
01:12:08,704 --> 01:12:09,704
You're right, you're right.

1072
01:12:09,705 --> 01:12:11,789
We can deal with
that situation later.

1073
01:12:11,790 --> 01:12:14,668
Hello? Hello? Is
anyone there? Hello?

1074
01:12:18,463 --> 01:12:19,589
<i>Get off the line.</i>

1075
01:12:19,590 --> 01:12:21,549
<i>This acorn is for
emergency use only.</i>

1076
01:12:21,550 --> 01:12:24,469
Otto! Otto, please, listen.

1077
01:12:24,595 --> 01:12:26,679
I wanna make good on
our original deal,

1078
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,683
but I need a favor first.

1079
01:12:33,812 --> 01:12:36,815
Otto, are you still there or
are you taking a dramatic pause?

1080
01:12:39,902 --> 01:12:40,903
<i>I'm listening.</i>

1081
01:12:46,533 --> 01:12:47,950
You know, Vic,

1082
01:12:47,951 --> 01:12:51,622
you only have yourself
to blame for this.

1083
01:12:53,332 --> 01:12:55,458
Right. Look,

1084
01:12:55,459 --> 01:12:58,127
there's got to be some way
for me to make this right.

1085
01:12:58,128 --> 01:13:00,254
I mean, I know we can
think of somethin'.

1086
01:13:00,255 --> 01:13:04,009
There is, and you will.

1087
01:13:17,231 --> 01:13:18,397
So, once I get on the train...

1088
01:13:18,398 --> 01:13:19,982
I untie Vic and we jump off

1089
01:13:19,983 --> 01:13:21,526
right as the train
gets to the bridge.

1090
01:13:21,527 --> 01:13:23,654
Correct. Chipmunk will
be waiting for you.

1091
01:13:25,656 --> 01:13:27,032
<i>Confirm your status, Chipmunk.</i>

1092
01:13:29,034 --> 01:13:31,244
If you don't jump right as
the train gets to the bridge,

1093
01:13:31,245 --> 01:13:32,412
you'll miss the net.

1094
01:13:33,330 --> 01:13:35,581
Got it. It's getting close.

1095
01:13:35,582 --> 01:13:37,750
Have you considered throwing
a rope over a branch

1096
01:13:37,751 --> 01:13:39,794
and just swinging onto
the passing train instead?

1097
01:13:39,795 --> 01:13:40,878
You watch too much TV.

1098
01:13:40,879 --> 01:13:42,004
I've never watched TV.

1099
01:13:42,005 --> 01:13:44,382
Well, this way is much
better than your rope idea.

1100
01:13:44,383 --> 01:13:45,967
Better than the
versatile, reliable rope?

1101
01:13:45,968 --> 01:13:48,261
Look, I've studied the
science. I know what I'm doing.

1102
01:13:48,262 --> 01:13:50,680
And you think you can battle
these villains on your own?

1103
01:13:50,681 --> 01:13:53,559
Oh yeah. I have a plan. Odie?

1104
01:13:54,101 --> 01:13:55,102
<i>Make the order.</i>

1105
01:13:58,105 --> 01:13:59,730
Now get ready to fling me

1106
01:13:59,731 --> 01:14:01,859
in the direction of
that moving train.

1107
01:14:07,614 --> 01:14:08,782
Get ready.

1108
01:14:10,701 --> 01:14:12,578
If I don't make it back...

1109
01:14:13,203 --> 01:14:15,289
tell my story. Now!

1110
01:14:17,291 --> 01:14:19,041
Roadkill! You're too high!
You're gonna miss it!

1111
01:14:19,042 --> 01:14:20,835
No, no, this is how you do it!

1112
01:14:20,836 --> 01:14:22,379
It's called the
ricochet approach!

1113
01:14:27,509 --> 01:14:28,802
It won't be long now.

1114
01:14:28,927 --> 01:14:31,095
I can't tell you
how excited I am

1115
01:14:31,096 --> 01:14:32,723
for what's about to happen next.

1116
01:14:35,142 --> 01:14:37,560
Dad! I'm here to rescue you!

1117
01:14:37,561 --> 01:14:38,644
No, no, no, Junior!

1118
01:14:38,645 --> 01:14:40,062
- Get outta here!
- I'm gonna untie you,

1119
01:14:40,063 --> 01:14:41,230
and we're gonna
jump off the train!

1120
01:14:41,231 --> 01:14:43,024
- No! Just leave me and go!
- I didn't come this far...

1121
01:14:43,025 --> 01:14:44,817
just to turn around,
let me untie you!

1122
01:14:44,818 --> 01:14:46,945
You're ruining everything!

1123
01:14:48,113 --> 01:14:49,114
Quick, this way!

1124
01:14:58,832 --> 01:15:00,959
You half-wit! Get them!

1125
01:15:31,490 --> 01:15:32,490
The bridge is comin' up!

1126
01:15:32,491 --> 01:15:33,991
We gotta get to the caboose now!

1127
01:15:33,992 --> 01:15:35,994
- What? Why?
- Just follow my lead!

1128
01:15:37,496 --> 01:15:38,497
Wow!

1129
01:15:46,004 --> 01:15:47,421
Oi, kitty cat!

1130
01:15:47,422 --> 01:15:50,508
Did you expect to take
us on all by yourself?

1131
01:15:50,509 --> 01:15:53,887
No. I brought... takeout.

1132
01:16:42,019 --> 01:16:44,145
I never understood
the purpose of salad

1133
01:16:44,146 --> 01:16:46,064
until this exact moment!

1134
01:16:53,655 --> 01:16:55,656
Go, go! Now!

1135
01:16:55,657 --> 01:16:56,867
Get after him!

1136
01:17:18,555 --> 01:17:20,056
Yeah, in case you
were wonderin',

1137
01:17:20,057 --> 01:17:21,682
I do my own stunts.

1138
01:17:21,683 --> 01:17:22,768
Me...

1139
01:17:23,894 --> 01:17:25,103
and Tom Cruise.

1140
01:17:28,815 --> 01:17:30,484
Junior!

1141
01:17:36,907 --> 01:17:37,908
Stop him!

1142
01:17:58,428 --> 01:17:59,762
Now <i>that's</i> amazing!

1143
01:17:59,763 --> 01:18:01,138
I can't feel my tongue.

1144
01:18:01,139 --> 01:18:02,223
<i>Roadkill!</i>

1145
01:18:02,224 --> 01:18:04,142
<i>Are you at the
caboose, ready to jump?</i>

1146
01:18:26,874 --> 01:18:28,249
Dad! Dad!

1147
01:18:28,250 --> 01:18:30,252
Jump, Junior! I'll catch you!

1148
01:18:55,986 --> 01:18:57,403
What do we do now?

1149
01:18:57,404 --> 01:18:58,655
We do this!

1150
01:19:02,701 --> 01:19:03,702
See ya, everyone.

1151
01:19:08,790 --> 01:19:11,292
The net's too tight!

1152
01:19:11,293 --> 01:19:12,793
Roadkill, the net is too tight!

1153
01:19:12,794 --> 01:19:13,879
I heard!

1154
01:19:20,802 --> 01:19:22,888
Hello again, welcome back!

1155
01:19:23,222 --> 01:19:24,806
Now, where were we?

1156
01:19:34,233 --> 01:19:35,650
No, no! Don't throw
them over just yet.

1157
01:19:35,651 --> 01:19:36,777
No!

1158
01:19:37,194 --> 01:19:39,153
I want to find the perfect place

1159
01:19:39,154 --> 01:19:41,657
for them to make
the biggest splat.

1160
01:19:42,324 --> 01:19:44,617
Hey, hey! Junior!
Junior, Junior.

1161
01:19:44,618 --> 01:19:46,870
Get ready! Almost there!

1162
01:19:48,038 --> 01:19:50,123
I'm sorry my rescue
didn't work out.

1163
01:19:50,249 --> 01:19:53,252
No, you gave me another chance.

1164
01:19:53,836 --> 01:19:55,420
That's all that matters.

1165
01:19:59,550 --> 01:20:02,219
Now, now! Drop them now!

1166
01:20:03,929 --> 01:20:05,472
What are you waiting for?

1167
01:20:08,350 --> 01:20:10,434
Their love for one
another indicates that

1168
01:20:10,435 --> 01:20:12,562
despite their
current circumstance,

1169
01:20:12,563 --> 01:20:14,355
they are at peace.

1170
01:20:14,356 --> 01:20:17,567
- Because they are together.
- So?

1171
01:20:17,568 --> 01:20:20,152
If the point of your
revenge was to hurt them,

1172
01:20:20,153 --> 01:20:22,447
it has done the opposite.

1173
01:20:22,573 --> 01:20:24,282
It's actually textbook irony!

1174
01:20:24,283 --> 01:20:27,953
And we're no longer
comfortable with your plan.

1175
01:20:28,620 --> 01:20:30,955
You two are still
as weak as you were

1176
01:20:30,956 --> 01:20:33,458
when I found you
sniveling in the pound.

1177
01:20:34,168 --> 01:20:35,710
"No one will adopt us.

1178
01:20:35,711 --> 01:20:37,795
"I never grew into my folds.

1179
01:20:37,796 --> 01:20:40,214
"I hide behind them because
I'm socially awkward.

1180
01:20:40,215 --> 01:20:41,675
"Please, somebody love me

1181
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:43,676
"even though I can't sit still
for more than ten seconds

1182
01:20:43,677 --> 01:20:45,971
and have the attention
span of a bloody goldfish!"

1183
01:20:46,513 --> 01:20:49,432
We did everything
you ever asked of us.

1184
01:20:49,433 --> 01:20:51,601
I even spoke with
this ridiculous accent

1185
01:20:51,602 --> 01:20:53,436
to make you feel more at home.

1186
01:20:53,437 --> 01:20:54,729
But no more!

1187
01:20:54,730 --> 01:20:57,023
I'm New York, loud and proud!

1188
01:20:57,024 --> 01:20:59,317
I love myself the way I am

1189
01:20:59,318 --> 01:21:02,196
and I'm a big, brave, boy, baby!

1190
01:21:02,321 --> 01:21:05,490
And I've been working
on my attention span.

1191
01:21:05,616 --> 01:21:06,700
Is that a hot air balloon?

1192
01:21:07,826 --> 01:21:08,994
You two...

1193
01:21:09,411 --> 01:21:10,703
are...

1194
01:21:10,704 --> 01:21:12,039
Worthless!

1195
01:21:51,662 --> 01:21:55,373
Might I just say as someone
else with a zaftig figure,

1196
01:21:55,374 --> 01:21:57,042
you have a beautiful body, sir.

1197
01:21:58,752 --> 01:21:59,795
Oh, dear!

1198
01:22:03,757 --> 01:22:06,760
Rope. Versatile. Reliable.

1199
01:22:06,885 --> 01:22:08,344
There's something
about your cadence

1200
01:22:08,345 --> 01:22:09,847
that really throws
me, but thank you.

1201
01:22:22,109 --> 01:22:23,110
Tee-hee!

1202
01:22:25,195 --> 01:22:28,197
Tossing me off the train?
Did not see that coming.

1203
01:22:28,198 --> 01:22:29,782
Well, when you live in the wild,

1204
01:22:29,783 --> 01:22:31,909
you gotta keep your
head on a swivel.

1205
01:22:31,910 --> 01:22:33,495
Right.

1206
01:22:34,204 --> 01:22:37,415
It's basic Outdoor Cat 101.

1207
01:22:37,416 --> 01:22:39,501
And that had bird poop on it.

1208
01:22:40,002 --> 01:22:42,004
Hey. You good, Roadkill?

1209
01:22:43,714 --> 01:22:44,797
Not quite.

1210
01:22:44,798 --> 01:22:47,634
There's one last
thing to take care of.

1211
01:22:47,885 --> 01:22:48,886
Cut to...

1212
01:22:56,602 --> 01:22:59,353
<i>It was a dark and foggy night.</i>

1213
01:22:59,354 --> 01:23:04,066
<i>The air was damp and
heavier than a broken heart.</i>

1214
01:23:04,067 --> 01:23:06,152
<i>On nights like this,
you can't swing a cat</i>

1215
01:23:06,153 --> 01:23:08,529
<i>without hittin' shady characters</i>

1216
01:23:08,530 --> 01:23:11,658
<i>makin' shady deals
all over town.</i>

1217
01:23:15,037 --> 01:23:17,831
<i>But this night was going
to be... different.</i>

1218
01:23:17,956 --> 01:23:20,458
<i>Justice was about to be served.</i>

1219
01:23:20,459 --> 01:23:25,046
<i>With a helping of
retribution on the side.</i>

1220
01:23:25,047 --> 01:23:27,715
Is that... the package?

1221
01:23:27,716 --> 01:23:29,717
<i>It is.</i>

1222
01:23:29,718 --> 01:23:31,136
Then we have a deal.

1223
01:23:36,266 --> 01:23:38,184
<i>No one will come
looking for her?</i>

1224
01:23:38,185 --> 01:23:40,478
Nope. I did what you said.

1225
01:23:40,479 --> 01:23:42,188
I burned her paperwork.

1226
01:23:42,189 --> 01:23:44,607
And then shredded it
and burned it some more.

1227
01:23:44,608 --> 01:23:47,361
It's like she never existed.

1228
01:23:47,778 --> 01:23:50,739
Except for the image of her face
on millions of dairy products.

1229
01:24:10,467 --> 01:24:11,467
This...

1230
01:24:11,468 --> 01:24:12,803
<i>never happened.</i>

1231
01:24:13,303 --> 01:24:14,304
Agreed.

1232
01:24:17,891 --> 01:24:19,392
Save it, Cat Fancy.

1233
01:24:19,393 --> 01:24:21,018
I know you planned the
milk truck heist...

1234
01:24:21,019 --> 01:24:23,062
and then tried to throw those
innocent cats off a train

1235
01:24:23,063 --> 01:24:24,146
to cover it up.

1236
01:24:24,147 --> 01:24:26,149
The boys told me everything.

1237
01:24:42,624 --> 01:24:43,709
Otto!

1238
01:24:50,048 --> 01:24:51,758
You are my day.

1239
01:24:52,342 --> 01:24:54,553
You are my night.

1240
01:25:33,467 --> 01:25:35,385
Well, this is us.

1241
01:25:36,053 --> 01:25:38,096
Right. You're home.

1242
01:25:41,099 --> 01:25:43,339
- Hey, listen, I'm sorry.
- I just want to say I'm sorry.

1243
01:25:44,186 --> 01:25:45,771
What are you sorry for?

1244
01:25:49,191 --> 01:25:50,567
For misjudging you.

1245
01:25:52,611 --> 01:25:54,988
Well. Thanks.

1246
01:25:55,697 --> 01:25:57,657
Well, I just wanted to
apologize to you for...

1247
01:25:57,658 --> 01:26:00,993
Everything bad that happened
to us the last three days?

1248
01:26:00,994 --> 01:26:03,162
You know, you had your hand in

1249
01:26:03,163 --> 01:26:05,332
a few bad decisions
back there too, but...

1250
01:26:07,292 --> 01:26:09,795
yeah, I'm sorry for
dragging you into my world.

1251
01:26:10,337 --> 01:26:12,380
This is where you belong,

1252
01:26:12,381 --> 01:26:14,507
here with Jon and...

1253
01:26:14,508 --> 01:26:16,468
What's your name again? Odor?

1254
01:26:21,348 --> 01:26:24,518
- So... yeah, I should go.
- Yeah, yeah.

1255
01:26:24,643 --> 01:26:26,269
I mean, unless...
you'd want to come in?

1256
01:26:26,270 --> 01:26:27,937
Nah. No, no. I don't
think that would work.

1257
01:26:27,938 --> 01:26:30,816
- You know, I'm an outdoor cat.
- Right. Sure. Sure.

1258
01:26:30,941 --> 01:26:33,442
- No, I just... I figured that...
- No, no, no, I get it.

1259
01:26:33,443 --> 01:26:34,652
But, you know what?

1260
01:26:34,653 --> 01:26:38,030
I got this thing on the other
side of town I gotta go do so...

1261
01:26:38,031 --> 01:26:39,867
No. I'm very busy too. Yeah.

1262
01:26:41,618 --> 01:26:42,661
See you around then?

1263
01:26:43,328 --> 01:26:44,370
You know where to find me.

1264
01:26:44,371 --> 01:26:45,622
In the kitchen.

1265
01:26:50,252 --> 01:26:51,545
Well, take care.

1266
01:26:53,172 --> 01:26:56,175
And remember, "stay
out of the pinecone."

1267
01:27:00,637 --> 01:27:03,390
What? You heard him.
It's for the best.

1268
01:27:10,022 --> 01:27:12,440
You're back? What is
going on? Are you okay?

1269
01:27:12,441 --> 01:27:13,774
I was so worried!

1270
01:27:13,775 --> 01:27:15,401
You know, I was gonna add
more locks to the door,

1271
01:27:15,402 --> 01:27:17,486
you know, try to keep you in,
but then I thought, "Well",

1272
01:27:17,487 --> 01:27:19,280
"what if they wanted
to be outdoor pets?"

1273
01:27:19,281 --> 01:27:21,074
Do you wanna be free-range?

1274
01:27:22,367 --> 01:27:24,076
I really missed you
guys. And I gotta say...

1275
01:27:24,077 --> 01:27:26,996
it's great to be together
again, the whole entire family.

1276
01:27:26,997 --> 01:27:29,498
You have no idea what the
last few days have been like.

1277
01:27:29,499 --> 01:27:31,751
Phone calls, and hold times
and tears. And more tears.

1278
01:27:31,752 --> 01:27:33,670
Don't give me that,
I asked him to stay.

1279
01:27:34,588 --> 01:27:35,796
He wanted to leave!

1280
01:27:35,797 --> 01:27:37,590
You heard him, he
said he had to...

1281
01:27:37,591 --> 01:27:38,675
Well, I...

1282
01:27:39,843 --> 01:27:41,488
- A family should consist...
- Fine. I'll be right back!

1283
01:27:41,512 --> 01:27:43,472
Wait, wait, what?

1284
01:27:44,431 --> 01:27:46,475
Am I using trigger words
that I'm not aware of?

1285
01:28:19,132 --> 01:28:22,970
So, you coming in or do we have
to bring food up there to you?

1286
01:28:27,975 --> 01:28:29,434
I'll come to you.

1287
01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:31,895
I just need to finish
something up here.

1288
01:28:46,994 --> 01:28:50,873
You know, those notches
show how much you love me.

1289
01:28:51,248 --> 01:28:53,207
Is that what you
think they mean?

1290
01:28:53,208 --> 01:28:54,375
Yeah.

1291
01:28:54,376 --> 01:28:58,088
Nah, I was just counting how
many slices of lasagna you ate.

1292
01:29:03,385 --> 01:29:05,094
<i>My medium is cuisine...</i>

1293
01:29:05,095 --> 01:29:08,473
<i>my colors are flavors...</i>

1294
01:29:09,433 --> 01:29:12,477
{\an8}<i>...my palette is my
palate... if you will.</i>

1295
01:29:20,527 --> 01:29:22,112
Dinner is served!

1296
01:29:27,284 --> 01:29:29,911
Wow, son, I didn't
know you could cook.

1297
01:29:29,912 --> 01:29:32,413
Yes, pasta is my paint, and...

1298
01:29:32,414 --> 01:29:35,375
the dinner plate my... canvas.

1299
01:29:36,627 --> 01:29:37,836
That's where that went.

1300
01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:47,804
I've had worse.

1301
01:29:54,311 --> 01:29:55,812
Thank you, Garfield.

1302
01:29:59,942 --> 01:30:02,235
Is he gonna be coming
around for dinner often?

1303
01:30:02,236 --> 01:30:04,821
Yeah, he's family.

1304
01:30:09,952 --> 01:30:11,869
What? Why do I
have a takeout bill

1305
01:30:11,870 --> 01:30:13,830
for 6,000 drone deliveries?

1306
01:37:22,384 --> 01:37:26,804
<i>This is just what I had planned</i>

1307
01:37:26,805 --> 01:37:29,474
<i>Though I'm thrilled to meet you</i>

1308
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:33,811
<i>I'm just a minx of English brand</i>

1309
01:37:33,812 --> 01:37:36,397
<i>Dreamed of the cat show</i>

1310
01:37:36,398 --> 01:37:38,107
<i>'Til one night in the street</i>

1311
01:37:38,108 --> 01:37:39,901
<i>'Twas my chance I would meet</i>

1312
01:37:39,902 --> 01:37:41,444
<i>A meow so discreet</i>

1313
01:37:41,445 --> 01:37:44,489
<i>We had the world on a string</i>

1314
01:37:45,032 --> 01:37:49,620
<i>'Til he cut town and
left me empty-handed</i>

1315
01:37:52,706 --> 01:37:54,248
<i>I'm back</i>

1316
01:37:54,249 --> 01:37:56,417
<i>And I'm on the prowl</i>

1317
01:37:56,418 --> 01:37:59,545
<i>Revenge would taste
so sweet right now</i>

1318
01:37:59,546 --> 01:38:01,714
<i>- I'm back - She's back</i>

1319
01:38:01,715 --> 01:38:03,424
<i>It's time for war</i>

1320
01:38:03,425 --> 01:38:07,261
<i>Watch me scratch, hear me roar</i>

1321
01:38:07,262 --> 01:38:08,971
<i>She's a cat on the prowl</i>

1322
01:38:08,972 --> 01:38:10,723
<i>Got a mighty meow</i>

1323
01:38:10,724 --> 01:38:12,350
<i>She's the queen of the streets</i>

1324
01:38:12,351 --> 01:38:15,020
<i>Her name is Jinx</i>

1325
01:38:15,145 --> 01:38:16,437
<i>That's me</i>

1326
01:38:16,438 --> 01:38:19,358
<i>I'm back</i>

1327
01:38:20,234 --> 01:38:23,529
<i>I can't believe he
double-crossed me</i>

1328
01:38:24,071 --> 01:38:26,949
<i>That really was so mean</i>

1329
01:38:27,533 --> 01:38:29,492
<i>We were friends from the start</i>

1330
01:38:29,493 --> 01:38:31,744
<i>A real work of art</i>

1331
01:38:31,745 --> 01:38:35,998
<i>The thickest of feline thieves</i>

1332
01:38:35,999 --> 01:38:37,667
<i>He came up with a scheme</i>

1333
01:38:37,668 --> 01:38:39,877
<i>To steal all the cream</i>

1334
01:38:39,878 --> 01:38:43,589
<i>But I was the only one caught</i>

1335
01:38:43,590 --> 01:38:45,466
<i>I was locked in a cage</i>

1336
01:38:45,467 --> 01:38:47,761
<i>Where my heart filled with rage</i>

1337
01:38:47,886 --> 01:38:50,764
<i>And I developed
this maniacal scream</i>

1338
01:38:54,059 --> 01:38:55,059
Ay, yo.

1339
01:38:55,060 --> 01:38:56,602
<i>It's doggy-diggity-
diggity-diggity-D</i>

1340
01:38:56,603 --> 01:38:58,479
<i>I'm bringing the
biggity-biggity-biggity-beats</i>

1341
01:38:58,480 --> 01:39:00,815
<i>- Don't you...</i>
- No, no, no. Shush.

1342
01:39:00,816 --> 01:39:02,316
In case you hadn't noticed...

1343
01:39:02,317 --> 01:39:05,987
<i>I'm back and I'm on the prowl</i>

1344
01:39:05,988 --> 01:39:09,074
<i>Revenge would taste
so sweet right now</i>

1345
01:39:09,199 --> 01:39:10,784
<i>- Well, I'm back - She's back</i>

1346
01:39:10,909 --> 01:39:13,035
<i>And it's time for war</i>

1347
01:39:13,036 --> 01:39:16,914
<i>Watch me scratch, hear me roar</i>

1348
01:39:16,915 --> 01:39:18,624
<i>She's a cat on the prowl</i>

1349
01:39:18,625 --> 01:39:20,418
<i>Got a mighty meow</i>

1350
01:39:20,419 --> 01:39:21,919
<i>She's the queen of the streets</i>

1351
01:39:21,920 --> 01:39:24,630
<i>- My name is Jinx
- Her name is Jinx</i>

1352
01:39:24,631 --> 01:39:26,091
<i>That's me</i>

1353
01:39:26,508 --> 01:39:28,926
<i>- I'm back - She's
back, she's back</i>

1354
01:39:28,927 --> 01:39:30,596
<i>I'm a cat on the prowl</i>

1355
01:39:30,721 --> 01:39:32,221
<i>She's back, she's back</i>

1356
01:39:32,222 --> 01:39:34,056
<i>A mighty meow</i>

1357
01:39:34,057 --> 01:39:35,142
<i>She's back</i>

1358
01:39:35,809 --> 01:39:38,352
<i>Her name is Jinx</i>

1359
01:39:38,353 --> 01:39:39,646
<i>That's me</i>

1360
01:39:40,022 --> 01:39:43,858
<i>I'm back</i>

1361
01:39:43,859 --> 01:39:46,068
<i>She's biggity, biggity,
biggity, bigitty back</i>

1362
01:39:46,069 --> 01:39:47,613
<i>I'm back</i>